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Hans Reiser to Sell Company

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the will-order-bits-for-cash dept.

DVega writes "Due to increasing legal costs, murder suspect Hans Reiser is seeking to sell his company. His lawyer William DuBois said he is running out of money to pay for his defense. DuBois added, 'This is a unique opportunity for someone to buy the company for pennies on the dollar. We welcome all vultures.' This is a good opportunity to own a filesystem and rename it after your own."

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  1. I've got the best naming ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    GoatseFS
    UFIAFS ...
    ProfitFS!

  2. WinFS by goombah99 · · Score: -1, Troll

    MS should buy it for longhorn and dump DOS.

    --
    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
  3. Re:SturgeonFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Sean tried to protect her and failed. I'm staying anonymous with this post to avoid being flamed, but I'd trust Sean at my back in a dark alley at midnight and him the only person in the world knowing I've got millions of dollars in bearer bonds in my pockets.

    Reiser, OTOH, I wouldn't trust with him unarmed and handcuffed in front of me. He's an abusive control freak, and if you look at the quote, it amounts to "All the woes in my life are somebody else's fault."

    Nina's bruises testified otherwise.

  4. wife would be no loss by r00t · · Score: 0, Troll

    If I were on the jury, I'd vote innocent even if I did think he killed her. (and I do think that)

    She was NOT a good woman, by a long shot.

  5. Won't change a thing by olenikm · · Score: 0, Troll

    Won't change that all the mouthbreathers around here can't realize what a horrible file system Reiser4 is. And how Reiser3 isn't even that great anyway.

  6. Re:Give the money to his kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nina Reiser can suck my dick in her tomb.

  7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Spoken like a true three-time loser. Found wifey number four yet, lockwood; or are you too busy playing with marticock?

  8. 0xBADTASTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    If ReiserFS uses a magic value somewhere, I suggest it to be changed to 0xDEADBABE.

    You and the people who modded that comment up just took bad taste to a new low....

  9. Beware: tasteless reply by tgv · · Score: 0, Troll

    It was tasteless, we agree. But why mod it funny? Please, enlighten me.