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Secret Gov't Documents Will be Declassified 12/31
mozzwald writes "This New Year's Eve, at midnight on the dot, hundreds of millions of pages of U.S. government secrets will be revealed. Or at least they'll no longer be official secrets — it may actually take months or more for the National Archives and Records Administration to make those pages available for public consumption."
it may actually take months or more for the National Archives and Records Administration to make those pages available for public consumption.
in other words, it takes the government a few months to go over every line on every page with a black marker. The pages might be declassified (but see if you can read the information!)
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The secret invasion by aliens will be revealed. I, for one, welcome our new overlords. I've been watching them for years on Lost in Space, Star Trek, V, Battlestar Gallactica and The Smurfs. I am looking forward to the secret being revealed and my release from the asylum.
Q: What's the difference between a clueless noob and a Slashdot moderator?
A: A clueless noob watches FOXNews 24/7. A Slashdot moderator watches FOXNews by day, and MSNBC by night.
Q: What's the difference between Noam Chomsky and Che Guevarra?
A: Che Guevarra wasn't a pompous asshole.
Q: What's the difference between Noam Chomsky's analysis of 9/11 and George Bush's analysis of 9/11?
A: Nothing.
The president said "Hey let's attack Iraq" and Congress said "America!...Fuck Yea!" and then Congress said to Americans "Hey let's attack Iraq" and they said "America!...Fuck Yea!" and that's all there is to it.
There are no bench-marks or justfications for war just details and more importantly the willingness to goto war.
So that's where all that NYE confetti comes from! I always wondered. Thanks, Feds! Party on!
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Yes, Chomsky's a professor of linguistics.
And yet he only speaks one language. How funny is that?
The opposite of progress is congress
I've been searching for years for some of the info on the nuclear tests done in the late 50's, as my dad was in 13 of them.
What kind of super powers does he have?
I wonder if I use bold in my signature, people will notice my posts.
What kind of super powers does he have?
Apparently to have the ability to still have children after 13 nuclear tests.
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
Excuse me, your tin-foil hat's on crooked.
It sounds like a dastardly good killer. But does it offer the value and performance I've come to expect with my laser sharks?
-Eric
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I think that's called lightning.
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"In order to protect our children and prevent terrorist attacks, the information you requested has been classified. In addition, if you aren't doing anything illegal, you don't need this information anyway. You aren't doing anything illegal, are you?"
At last, we shall discover which aliens took elvis :-)
I can see what will happen though
govt: Here you go, everything we know about aliens, i.e, they haven't been here.
Conspiracists: Ah yes, but you'd say that wouldn't you...
govt: No really, it's true, look, it's got official stamps and everything.
Conspiracists: Well that may be so, but if we believe you, our million dollar book and convention industry will go down the pan [koff], ah no, we mean that you'll have succeeded in hiding the truth.
govt: ok, let us explain this again [sounds of guns being loaded]..