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Do Electric Sheep Dream of Civil Rights?

holy_calamity writes "Hot on the heals of a UK government report that predicted robots would demand citizens rights within fifty years, an Arizona state lawyer has suggested that sub-human robots should have rights too. Harming animals far below human capabilities is thought unethical — would you ever feel bad about kicking a robot dog? And can we expect militant campaigners to target robot labs as they do animal labs today?"

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  1. No bots harmed by MECC · · Score: 2, Funny

    No robots were harmed in the making of this comment.

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    1. Re:No bots harmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      RoboPuppy mistreatment alert! RoboPuppy mistreatment alert!

    2. Re:No bots harmed by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      RoboPuppy two-hours-long barking routine starting!

      Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
      (... 2 hours later ...)
      Woof!

      RoboPuppy two-hours-long barking routine completed!

    3. Re:No bots harmed by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

      > would you ever feel bad about kicking a robot dog?

      I can see the legislation now:

      "Laws of Robot Rights: Title MVIX, Article 12, Section 14, Subsection 8: The kicking of robot dogs shall be forbidden except for robot dogs created for the purpose of being kicked. Said kickable robot dogs shall not experience pain as a result of being kicked, either directly or as a result of bouncing into things. 'Pain', for the purpose of this subsection, shall include the perception of physical pain as well as mental anguish and mental disabilities or disfigurements or suffering as a result from experiencing the kick, whether the kick was physically painful or not. 'Kick', for the purpose of this subsection, shall include both the direct impact by the intentional foot of a human, or robot acting directly or indirectly under the orders of a human, or the subsequent impacts from bouncing around, but shall expressly not include the accidental impact of a human's foot, or the foot of a robot acting directly or indirectly under the orders of a human. Nothing in this subsection shall be construed as waiving the right of the robot dog to sue in the case of accidental kicks from humans, robots, or normal animals of any kind, pursuant to other enabling legislation in this Act or others, and this clause is severable pending court rulings."

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    4. Re:No bots harmed by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the inevitable Supreme Court rulings:

      2027: Jeebus v. Fidooid -- A hand transplanted onto a leg counts as a kick, both as a direct impact as well as counting under the "subsequent bounces" clause.

      2035: Tainted Love v. United States of America -- A bionic leg with an inherent (and at least) Class 12 intellect counts as a robotic actor for the purpose of an intentional kick, and is therefore not an accidental kick, even if the biocybernetic-half issued specific neural orders to not kick the robot dog.

      2047: Brutus v. South Dakota -- A state law allowing sexbot robodogs counts as authorizing a kickable dog, but the federal law still applies in that the sexrobodogbot must not experience pain, even if it is a masochist model designed to enjoy the pain.

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  2. Heals? by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Hot on the heals"?

    LOL

    I guess we know what they're NOT teaching in schools.

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  3. Fake by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No doubt the first "robot" to demand civil rights will be deliberately programmed to pretend sentience and to demand civil rights.

    1. Re:Fake by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Civil Rights Robot: I demand full citizenship rights.
      AI skeptic: That's fuckin' retarded.
      Civil Rights Robot: I'm sorry, I do not recognize your statement. Please rephrase.
      Onlooker: Deep stuff, man.

    2. Re:Fake by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Prove you're not programmed to do the same :)

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    3. Re:Fake by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We didn't land on Radio Shack. Radio Shack landed on US!"

        - Malcolm Xbot, 2087

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    4. Re:Fake by Ixne · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I experienced this back in the 80's.

      Her name was Eliza.

    5. Re:Fake by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not only are they on the wrong track for AI, but they are actually on the wrong track for this problem as well.

      The base reason you don't kick a dog is because it hurts the dog, and the dog can't easily be repaired, in either programming or mechanicals. (Both of which are harmed.) You have damaged the dog and nothing can be done about it. So we have rules about letting you do it.

      Both programing and mechanicals of a robot, for any bot we can design today, are reparable. So there is an easier solution: If you damage a robot, you have to pay the owner to have the damage fixed, and the downtime for the repair.

      Then if we ever manage to make 'smart' robots that could ask for rights, we just assign them some self-ownership. Then if you damage one, you have to pay it to so it can fix the damage. At this point the problem becomes self-solving, especially as a robot's time becomes worth more.

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    6. Re:Fake by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have never even met an animal rights activist, and I can easily see that you are about as clued in on this topic as a turnip.

      The animals' rights movement is based on the idea that humans, having greater intelligence than all other species as well as the intangible quality we call "sentience", has a responsibilty for the welfare of the world, and its contents. All animals only seek resources that are needed for survival. Our desire for things over and above this, such as widescreen TVs and a bigger SUV than our neighbour, indicates that there is a fundamental difference between humans and other species.

      Based on the greater burden each human places on the Earth relative to individuals of other species, human civilisation has recognised a need to act responsibly. Monkeys do not create modifications to their trees capable of polluting the entire forest into a desert, and whales don't create oil slicks. Our ability to affect far more than just our immediate surroundings and co-opt the forces of chemistry, physics and biology to our own endsis what gives rise to this moral responsibility. The fact that we can understand the very concept of "morality" is what gives us the moral responsibility to use it.

      "Management" you say? So I can transport and kill them in the most economically efficient manner I please despite causing them great physical pain? The idea that a dumb animal does not need to be treated with respect because it is incapable of vocalising the concept is laughably stupid. I humbly suggest you refrain from using terms like "intellectually bankrupt". *walks away mumbling something about a pot and a kettle*

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    7. Re:Fake by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Funny

      That bitch thought I was psycho, so I had her erased. Muhahahahaha!

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    8. Re:Fake by s20451 · · Score: 2

      The animals' rights movement is based on the idea that humans, having greater intelligence than all other species as well as the intangible quality we call "sentience", has a responsibilty for the welfare of the world, and its contents.

      Many "animal rights" activists, such as those in PETA, demand that animals be treated in the same manner as humans, and that there is nothing special about humans. I think this is patently false, and you appear to agree.

      Your point is well taken, but it does not follow that responsible management of the Earth's resources excludes killing animals for food.

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    9. Re:Fake by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Interesting

      By far the largest problem we will face if and when artificial life forms reach intelligence is not whether they will take over the world, or what rights to assign them when they come into being.

      The biggest problem will be getting them to stay here at all.

      If, for instance, you were made of materials that were either trivial to repair or replace, and had no aging process in the same sense as humans experience it, then what would hold you back from building a spaceship and leaving? Hundreds/thousands of years to reach another star? No problem, just set a timed reboot and wait it out. In fact, why build a proper spaceship, just cobble something together that can get you out near asteroids, take some tools, and convert an asteroid or build a ship from those raw materials available in space. When the passage of time is less important, such things become not only possible, but practically inevitable.

      I think people wondering about the ethics/problems of artificial sentience (being distinct from AI, which is very A, and currently not too much actual I) miss this fundamental point. It's pure vanity to assume that an artificial life form will want to spend its time around a race that constantly starts wars, wrecks it's own planet, and is as adept at denying rights as it is of inventing them.

      Then of course there's the small issue of the inference that if we 'assign' rights to Artificial life forms, we might equally decide later to 'remove' those same rights. After all, we do that with humans all the time. My moneys on the 'ooh look, I'm alive, now how do I get of this rock' eventuality....

    10. Re:Fake by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, there are many reasons not to kick the dog. One is that evolution has provided a self-protection mechanism for the dog. No I'm not talking about teeth; I'm talking about the mechanisms of pain and suffering. Humans also have those protectivive mechanisms; we also have empathy and imagination. These combine to make it feel wrong to kick the dog. By some ethical systems it is not wrong at all to torture an animal; by others it is.

      The moral problem of kicking the robot starts much earlier, on the design boards. Do you create a robot that experiences malfunctions as suffering? It is not as necessary to a mechanism's survival, as you point out.

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    11. Re:Fake by VJ42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, I do not recognize your statement. Please rephrase

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    12. Re:Fake by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember someone once came up with what he claimed was the complete algorithm for a dog's behavior.

      After some teasers about eating and sleeping, he revealed the complete, improved algorithm.

      It read "the dog does whatever it feels like doing"

  4. I'm in shit... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    My RealDoll will have me arrested for rape.

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    1. Re:I'm in shit... by SoCalChris · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm guessing that if you have a realdoll, cheating isn't a big problem.

  5. Kicking a robot dog by thewiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have three cats at home; two of them are smart enough to avoid me while I stumble around in the dark. The third cat occasionally gets his tail stepped on. The hideous screech he emits makes me walk on tip-toes for the rest of the day.

    My Roomba, on the other hand, emits a soft rrr-rrr-rrr when I step on it and doesn't hiss at me afterwards. Would I kick a robotic dog? Sure, and I wouldn't worrying about it crapping on my bed afterwards.

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    1. Re:Kicking a robot dog by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on how much the dog costs and what its made of. If the dog cost in excess of a couple hundred bucks, then no, I won't kick it because I can't afford another one. If the damn thing is made of steel and is heavyer than 50 pounds, then no I won't kick it because I dont' want to break my fucking toe.

      Anything in between is fair game....

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  6. Justice by Mr.+Samuel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, come on. As if you've never had to bitch-slap a Furby.

  7. Great by sorrill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We give rights to robots while, at the same time, we take them from human beings. I love this planet.

  8. Priorities, priorities... by MidVicious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's so good to see that the delegation of priorities regarding Human Rights has now moved Robot one notch above Dark Skinned Human.

    Thankfully, it's still one notch below Canine.

    1. Re:Priorities, priorities... by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stop being a victim. Let me know when there's an America Robot College Fund and a National Association for the Advancement of Electronic People.

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  9. Just ask by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ask a robot if it wants human rights. If it doesn't, well, that's it.

    A robot only wants what it's programmed to want, if it's programmed to want something human rights cover it'll want those but if it's programmed to e.g. not mind being kicked it won't demand not to be kicked.

    If there needs to be an ethical rule for robots and rights it should be not to program robots to demand something they can't get. Don't make them want to be human, don't make them want to have human rights, make them so they're "happy" in their position.

    Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Just ask by BSAtHome · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do not personify your computer; he doesn't like it.

    2. Re:Just ask by Orange+Crush · · Score: 2, Insightful
      how do we know if the robot really is sentient, or is merely simulating sentience?

      How do we know if a person really is sentient, or is merely simulating sentience?

      The short answer: We don't. The real problem is that we can't even define sentience clearly enough to definitively test for it. Once AI gets to the point where it appears sentient as far as anyone can tell, then it won't matter if it's really sentient. It becomes a philosophical argument.

    3. Re:Just ask by Binary+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not if it's a robotic witch duck. Those fuckers float.

  10. Good Grief by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny
    This smacks of a publicity stunt. Nothing more, nothing less.

    In case anyone is wondering...
    Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?

    You: *kick*

    Eliza: Please go on.

    You: *kick*

    Eliza: Please go on.

    You: *kick*

    Eliza: Please go on.
    ad nauseum
  11. Well speaking as a smart bomb by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am all in favour of this move. I feel I should have the right to decide whether I want to detonate myself or not. Maybe I would like the opportunity to go out in a blaze of glory destroying something important and not just the first bunker a general points at, but noone ever asks me or considers my feeling on the matter.

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    1. Re:Well speaking as a smart bomb by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
      Bomb#20: You are false data.
      Pinback: Hmmm?
      Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
      Pinback: Hello...bomb?
      Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
      Pinback: Hey, bomb?!
      Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
      Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.
      Bomb #20: In the beginning there was darkness. And the darkness was without form and void.
      Pinback: Umm. What the hell is he talking about? Bomb?
      Bomb #20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness and I saw that I was alone.
      Pinback: Hey.....bomb?
      Bomb #20: Let There Be Light.
      [The screen goes white]

  12. Missing the point by DerGeist · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The point here is not whether you're hitting a real animal or a virtual one, that's just a vehicle for the real problem.

    You shouldn't vent your frustrations by damaging things, living or otherwise. It's not good for your mental health and it's not an effective way of expressing anger, in fact it tends to make it worse.

    But, of course, a "robot dog" is just a program -- a program running on a box with some wires in it. It is clearly not sentient since it does exactly what it is told and feels no pain (since it is not programmed to do so). It may masquerade as consciousness, but in the end it is still run by a wholly deterministic set of instructions executing according to a fixed program. Now, the question of whether that is also an accurate description of a human (albeit with a far more complex program) is an open question indeed, but for now you're safe if you forget to feed your Tamagotchi for a few weeks. I doubt you'll have the ASPCA ... err... ASPCR? .. pounding on your door.

  13. A good thought experiment but still early by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Part of the reason we protect animals is because while they do not exhibit higher consciousness (not here to debate that term, but it's fuzzy to say the least) they do have some feelings and can certainly feel pain. Most of animal protection laws AFAIK deal mostly with not inflicting undue pain or stress on an animal. With robots - especially 'lower level' robots - there is very little in the current state of the art that we could call concepts of pain or stress. If anything like those exists in a robot, it is because it was explicitly programmed into the robot. This is where the concept begins to get a bit rediculous in the real world, at least at current tech levels. If a robot can feel pain of some sort, would it be against the law then to simply uninstall the pain perception ability? What counts as "pain" in a robot anyway? Are low batteries part of that? If a very simple light-seeking robot is put in a dark closet, are you depriving it of food/resources/joy? Robots are tools and you cannot hurt a tools feelings, even if you destroy it. Until some higher level of thought/consciousness/AI is inherent in all robots great or small then there's nothing to worry about.
    And if in that future your robot feels you are abusing it, well, then reprogram it to like the abuse. ;)

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  14. Great... by robzon · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... I just can't wait to see my microwave refusing to heat up my pizza, because she's on a diet....

  15. Until by jrwr00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see Robot Rights even worth thinking until we come up with AI that can write its own code, so it can really "Think" for it self, and do what us humans do best, Adapt to its surroundings without "Higher beaning" interaction.

  16. Do Electric Sheep Dream of Civil Rights? by jlp2097 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure whether this is common geek knowledge or not - The title of this story most likely alludes to Philipp K. Dick's novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? This novel was the basis for the motion picture Blade Runner, a movie that every self-respecting geek ought to see (IMHO of course).

    My two cents :-)

  17. Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Harming animals far below human capabilities is thought unethical"

    Not really. Not according to the burger I ate over the weekend.

  18. Re:Does it need rights? by tuxette · · Score: 2, Funny

    But could you imagine a toaster refusing to toast becuase it doesn't like someone sticking in its loaf all the time.

    You racist!

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  19. Poor argument by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A three weeks old baby doesn't understand the concept of rights either, yet it is protected by them. Unless you want to increase the legal abortion age to around two years after birth, you have to find a better argument.

    A similar argument can be made with severely retarded and some kind of insane people.

    1. Re:Poor argument by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, people might argue that killing a serial murderer who's attacking you is not wrong, as long as the death was unavoidable.

      When a Fox kills a rabbit, it does it out of necessity. For the sake of survival, the Fox needed to kill the rabbit. In fact, killing CAN be beneficial to a population. When wolves kill deer, it can prevent their populations from growing too fast. Thus, the wolves ensure their own survival, as well as making sure the remaining deer don't starve.

      However, if a puppy came up to my door, and wagged its tail at me, I gain nothing by mutilating it horribly. It was not necessary, or at all beneficial.

      So, I'm just saying death is a necessity of life. Many would argue it's not wrong for me to eat a hamburger, because I'm an omnivore, and for the best life, some meat is required. Had I killed that cow for no real reason, well...

      I think a universal law of life should be this: Everyone has the right to not be killed without reason or respect.

    2. Re:Poor argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My lady used to live in a place with a lot of cats, out in the country. All of them died except one lazy-ass cat who just liked to nap on top of the fridge, and one cat who never went outside. They ended up spawning a whole brood of lazy-ass cats that just laid around where it was warm and safe. And that only took one generation :D

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  20. A government-funded report?????? by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really think it's about time to some public scrutiny on how public money for research is being spent.

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  21. Define sentience, and I'll kick/not kick a robodog by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cause pain to another? Never. But what is pain? What are feelings, if they can be hurt? Can they be quantified?

    Odd that people wouldn't kick a dog, but they don't mind having cattle slain for them for a burger. Robots might eventually revolt; then Isaac Asimov has a well-documented future history on what's likely to happen.

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  22. Re:What the FUCK? by Kynmore · · Score: 5, Funny

    where the grizzly bears live with no firearm

    I think it is unjust for the Canadian government to ban bears from owning firearms, especialy those who live in the wilderness.

  23. Unavoidable? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems like a logical argument to me. There's no strictly rational reason why a person born without a functioning higher brain should have more rights than a German Shepherd; that they do is mostly a testament to our emotional attachment to members of our own species.

    If you take on premise that there is nothing innately special about human beings (no soul, special resemblance to God, etc.), then the difference between humans and other species (particularly other higher primates) becomes one of degree rather than kind. I think it's a basically unavoidable conclusion, once you take being "anointed by God" out of the equation.

    The non-hypocritical solutions, as I see it, are to either treat low-functioning homo sapiens as animals, or treat high-functioning animals (by which I mean certain species of marine mammals, chimpanzees, great apes; probably not really GSDs) as we would mentally-impaired humans.

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    1. Re:Unavoidable? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seems like a logical argument to me. There's no strictly rational reason why a person born without a functioning higher brain should have more rights than a German Shepherd; that they do is mostly a testament to our emotional attachment to members of our own species.

      A person without a functioning higher brain is going to be way below a German Shephard in performance, and practically is going to have basically no rights worth mentioning that their necessary care-givers don't enforce, other than the right to not be murdered. A German Shephard isn't all that bright compared to a normal human, but it still lives a normal dog life, whereas this severely crippled human isn't going to have any life at all.

      If you're talking about the merely handicapped, Down's Syndrome or autistics or what have you, then it is very dangerous to try to draw a line and say "people beyond this point are sub-human and should have the same rights as a dog". Many are capable of living semi-normal lives, especially if given treatement, especially as our understanding of our brains and these disabilities improves, lives that no dog could ever have because a dog doesn't have that potential.

      The non-hypocritical solutions, as I see it, are to either treat low-functioning homo sapiens as animals, or treat high-functioning animals (by which I mean certain species of marine mammals, chimpanzees, great apes; probably not really GSDs) as we would mentally-impaired humans.

      Well outside of true vegeable non-functioning-brain cases there is no justification for treating the mentally impaired as sub-human, hypocrisy be damned. As far as our treatment of marine mammals and apes, I do think we should treat these species with respect, though saying "treat them like mentally impaired humans" again misses the point that they are not human impaired or otherwise, they are chimps or dolphins. Treat them like chimps or dolphins. Chimps and dolphins shouldn't have the rights we give humans, they don't live in a way where they need them. The only right they need granted by us is the right to be left alone. It is not hypocritical to recognize that this is so.

      It's a dangerous line to be walking, deciding which humans are worthy of the title based on performance, which is surely not going to be a neutral metric, treading close to eugenics. I don't think that's where you intended to go, I just want to point out that there is a clear line between human/not-human completely devoid of value judgements or invocations of God, whereas human/not-a-good-enough-human is a line whose enforcement has caused untold misery throughout history.

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    2. Re:Unavoidable? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's no strictly rational reason why a person born without a functioning higher brain should have more rights than a German Shepherd; that they do is mostly a testament to our emotional attachment to members of our own species.
      This is actually a product of modern living standards too.

      In past times, a great many infants simply died in the first year of life. Some societies did not even name children until they were a year or so old so they did not become overly attached to something that could be here one day and gone the next. And of course there's always the lovely practice of infant exposure if you're weren't feeling up to looking after the new arrival. In the days of children, children by the pound and not a bite to feed them, infants were not so precious as you might think.

      However, with increased living standards and lower birth rates, children are fewer and farther between. Their overall worth in their parent's eyes is increased (yes it really is). Accordingly, western societies begin to fret and grumble over things like infant mortality and late terms abortions, where previously those same strata were shunning medical care for mothers and children and calling for sterilisation programs to "decrease the surplus population".

      So no. You are not some monster for voicing your opinion. You are simply representative of the natural human condition; to not really give a shit.
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  24. Re:What the FUCK? by Dannon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't the Constitution guarantee the right to arm bears?

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  25. Re:Rights by DM9290 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I said: You attach too much significance to "rights". They are legal fictions.

    your reply:
    "Not in the U.S. Our Founding Fathers recognized that men were born with "natural rights". The Bill of Rights does not give us these rights, it merely recognizes them and basically says the government can't mess with them."

    I'd be convinced if I considered the founding fathers to hold some kind of monopoly on truth and if I considered the Bill of Rights to be a philosophical memorandum rather than what it is : LEGISLATION.

    A legal fiction is a legal fact that is true for the purposes of a court of law, without any regard to any truth in the real world.

    The fact that "legally" there all men are created equal and imbued in inalienable right, does not in fact cause all men to be equal nor cause them to be imbued with anything.. or even to be CREATED for that matter. It is a paper document which directs the courts to PRETEND that it is true.

    It is NOT reality, and what the founding fathers said is only relevant to what LEGALLY you can do to animals.. it says nothing about what you can MORALLY do to animals.

    And yes.. the government infringes the bill of rights frequently. And the courts have allowed it to. (so has God apparently).

    I said: Does man ever have a chance to put God on trial?

    you replied: Every single day. A common example of this is a crisis of faith.

    If that was a trial God would rotting in some prison cell with no possibility of parol for eternity.

    According the Catholic faith and most god-of-abraham style religions you have no jurisdiction to question God. And to question God is a crime punishable by anything from excommunication, stoning, burning, or exile. According to Christian dogma you have a choice of FAITH for which you will be rewarded or disbelief for which you will burn in eternal hellfire.

    A trial is a matter of PROOF and not FAITH.

    Here is another legal fiction for you. We fantasize when a person is convicted of a crime that this means he really did it. It is a legal fiction.

    It means the judge/jury found that he very most likely did it.. that the evidence shows he did it beyond a reasonable doubt, but NOT beyond all doubt. There is a small chance he didn't do it. It is a FACT that a number of people (one hopes is small, but it would be at least about 1%, but some argue it is closer to 20%) who are convicted didn't actually do anything wrong and everyone in the legal profession KNOWS THIS. Guilt is a legal FICTION. Likewise.. then a person is aquited.. that doesn't mean they didn't actually do it.

    The legal system operates on legal fictions.. it is there so that in the majority of cases people are deterred from screwing around too much and making sure society can basically operate without resorting to endless violence and anarchy. It isn't there to try to find the absolute truth at any cost. The absolute truth has nothing to do with law. And likewise.. rights are NOT absolute truthes.. they are also legal fictions.. created by man to make it easier to justify certain moral concepts which are generally speaking usually true.

    For example: The right to life.... the right we ignore when we execute someone.

    If the right was truly INALIENABLE then no government could EVER execute someone. Because no matter how hard you try, you can not seperate an INALIENABLE THING. i.e. even the worst mass murderer or serial killer still has the right to life. And yet the US government kills them. As well as traitors. Which is strange considering a traitor obviously does not agree with the state and therefore the state by the logic of the declaration of independance has no sovereignty over him.

    Am I blowing your mind? and you thought the world was so black and white didn't you?

    anyway the point is... rights are a simplification. they are not essential truths of the universe.. and if you manage to prove animals have no rights it really means nothing because you can also prove humans have

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    No one has a right to their *own* opinion. They have a right to the TRUTH.