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Adult Film Industry Moving To HD DVD

profet writes "One of the heavyweights in the war between BlueRay and HD DVD has chosen its format. Various members of the adult film industry have decided on HD-DVD. The article says the reasons seem to be based primarily on cost of manufacturing. History has shown that the porn industry can be a driving factor for technology, as it was in deciding for the VHS format over BetaMax." Heise reports that US BlueRay press plants are refusing the adult industry's business (in German).

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  1. I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too much detail can be a bad thing ... unless you're into that sort of thing.

    1. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by wizzard2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can just see one of the first shot for HD DVD porn's title being....

      1080pee

    2. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you sure you're not looking forward to the first BDSM-ROM?

    3. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by rucs_hack · · Score: 5, Funny

      we should indeed want our porn released in HD. Then when it's ripped and stuck on torrent sites, the playback quality will be better.

    4. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by shadow349 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm a little disappointed.

      They have many references to a movie where the lead character was "Jack Sparrow", I was expecting the lead in this version to be "Jane Swallows".

    5. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Funny

      I must visit the wrong torrent sites. I don't see a lot of adult material torrents.

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    6. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 2, Funny

      Double P title???? Well... surely I don't want too much detail on it.

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    7. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by 6ame633k · · Score: 2, Funny

      sortof off topic - I saw Pirates (the pr0n version of Pirates of the Carribean) in Blockbuster! They edited it to be rated R....that must be one short movie now.

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    8. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes!

    9. Re:I'm not sure I want my porn in HD by Tink2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, just remember that for every "Showgirls" you end up watching, you'll also watch ten "Meet the Feebles", then.

  2. So in other words by k31bang · · Score: 5, Funny

    So in other words, Blu-ray is...erm Fucked.

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  3. Credit Card ready by meta-monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whew! Thanks for this news, Slashdot! Now I can finally feel confident buying an HD-DVD player!

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    1. Re:Credit Card ready by Elsan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was going to post the same comment but was busy... doing... something...

  4. Profit? by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Funny

    1.Create rootkit
    2.Create new HD Disc spec
    3.Shoot feet
    4.??????
    5.Profit

  5. Re:Disk vs. Disc by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're disqs.

    KFG

  6. Oh noes!! by mcknation · · Score: 4, Funny



    I've got Blu-Balls!

    /ducks and runs

    /McK

  7. Re:Protect Reputation or Shoot Foot? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'd always said that the porn industry was fully capable of going both ways

    Must. Resist. Urge to comment.

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  8. Right on by James_G · · Score: 4, Funny

    HD-DVD DVDA! I can hardly wait.

    (Anyone who doesn't know the reference should watch this)

  9. Re:It's Over by bman08 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's jergens, kleenex and HD-DVD over Neutrogena, an old sweat sock and blu-ray by a landslide.

  10. Re:History repeats by GrayCalx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please die now, we need the air you're wasting.

    Air?!? Who cares about the air, you take his air, I have dibs on the fresh water.

  11. PS3 has no porn then.... by yeoua · · Score: 3, Funny

    So does this mean that the PS3 is a kiddy system because it won't actually have any "adult media" while the XBOX360 can?

  12. This just in... by KalvinB · · Score: 1, Funny

    porn can be put onto Sony PCs.

    Film at 11.

  13. It's just wrong, wrong, wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a Republican I would like to publicly state my strong opposition to HD-DVD.

    If we let HD-DVD win, we let the pornographers win.

  14. Re:It's not bad, really. by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    DVD porn already makes women look substantially worse. Google around, I'm sure you can find an adult film company talking about it. Flaws that you wouldn't even see on VHS are going to look like another orifice in HD.

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  15. Re: I'm not sure I want my ... by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll be the first to say it...

    "What a load..."

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  16. Obligatory by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "She's there, she's naked, presumably she wants to fuck you"

    You must be new here.

    Why else do you think pr0n technology makes headlines around here?

  17. Warners adhesive solution by merikari · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey, you got yourself those glued HD-DVD+BlueRay discs from Warner! What's this then? Jurassic Poke?? Forrest Gimp?"
    "Umm..."
    "Dude. This is not glue on your discs."

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  18. Re:HD-DVD will win over "Blu-Ray" because of names by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Average consumer: "WTF is HD-DVD?"

    Answer: "It lets you watch high-definition porn DVDs."

    Isn't that HD-DVDA?

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  19. Re:HD-DVD will win over "Blu-Ray" because of names by stile99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, but I must disagree. Based on your example of two possibilities, Blu-Ray will win.

    Because there is no known universe where the average consumer makes an apology for being a dumbass.

  20. Re:Protect Reputation or Shoot Foot? by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just me or is that a big hypocritical? On the other hand, I'm sure there is a "business philosophy" disconnect between the HD DVD and music groups/divisions.


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  21. Re:It's not bad, really. by aztektum · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then you rebrand it as "Hentai"

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  22. Re:This is big "fucking" news by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it depends on whether you are talking about budgets or returns on investments.

    People will tolerate more crap in porn than they will in a movie, and that's not including the actual crap.

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  23. Re:It's not bad, really. by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I like about watching sports in HD vs SD:

    1. I can actually read the coach's clipboard (especially the ones that print it instead of writing it on a whiteboard).
    2. The crowd looks like real people instead of a blur. You can see the thrill of victory and agony of defeat. Entertaining, really.
    3. And probably most important....you can see the cheerleaders in more shots.

    Layne

  24. Re:one big difference by BumBiscuit · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure whether HD-DVD discs have a scratchproof layer out of the box, but the discs containing porn will gradually acquire a thin veneer of transparent goo that should provide some protection.

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  25. Re:It's not bad, really. by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me put it this way: It's like a real woman. Just because you can whip out a microscope and examine every inch of her body (every pimple, every blemish, every hair), doesn't mean you do. She's there, she's naked, presumably she wants to fuck you, so why are you counting the hairs in her landing strip? She's there, she's naked, presumably she wants to fuck you, and the object you choose to whip out is... a microscope. You, sir, are one nerd who is overdue for a promotion.
  26. Re:History repeats by lysergic.acid · · Score: 3, Funny
    they're ugly sisters whose only saving grace is the amount of capacity they offer.

    i think i saw that porno once. thanks for making me relive the horror, asshole.

    oh god, the things they did with that 6 foot sub...

  27. Re:It's not bad, really. by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny
    How is that different from anything else in HD? I'm not going to miss any action in a football game on a regular cable broadcast, but if I'm to believe the ads for comcast HD I see everyday, I ASBOLUTELY MUST GET HD so I can REALLY appreciate the game. If you think you can see too much of a porn star on HD, why the hell would I want to watch a game populated by 350 pound linemen in HD?

    think about the "beer goggles" effect, and how a lot of porn stars look better with a bit of the blurriness of DVD versus what you'd get with HD-DVD. do you really want to see the zit on their ass, isn't that going to be just a distraction?

    the difference between football and porn in this respect is that in order to see all the football action the camera is tens of yards away from the players on the field so any increase in definition to better see them is helpful. in porn (where the camera is quite often within inches of the people being filmed) having extra detail just means you're going to see stuff you probably don't want to like pores and zits and the like. the only possible gain would be that they could zoom out a bit and keep the same detail, so you can see more of the scene. but unless you're watching a group scene, they're usually able to show the whole scene and get enough detail as-is

  28. Well... by 8ball629 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've made my choice...

  29. Re:ummm no by PunkFloyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the Internet was a factor back then, too. It's just that at that point all the boobies looked like this: (.)(.)

  30. Re:I just don't get it by Lane.exe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Quoth: Christ, if detail really turns you off that much why not just confine yourself to viewing hentai?

    You do realize that you just posed this question to Slashdot members, right?

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  31. Re:I'm not sure porn was that big a factor by NiteShaed · · Score: 2, Funny

    A girl, on Slashdot, who talks about watching porn.........

    Somebody's "fans" list is about to get much longer.
    (Cue jokes about the use of the word longer. )

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  32. Re:I just don't get it by computational+super · · Score: 3, Funny
    What happens when you guys see a naked woman in real life?

    I got married five years ago. So I can't remember.

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