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Two Stargate SG1 Films Announced

Presence2 noted that MGM announced that the Stargate franchise will migrate to the big screen, carrying with it the ending of the last two season's Ori plot-line. The plot summaries listed in the article don't seem like anything surprising... one even has a wacky time-line slip-up plot. Very original for scifi ;) I'll still watch it.

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  1. Excellant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Movies based on a TV show based on a movie. What'll they think of next?

    1. Re:Excellant by allanc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for the novelization of Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.

    2. Re:Excellant by orbit500 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hungry Hungry Hippos ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Z3bEzCZJw I ruined a whole page of notes crying with laughter over this :)

  2. Re:Excellent by MountainMan101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A spell checker in a web browser?

  3. Plot Synopsis by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny

    Movie 1: The evil aliens do something and one or more of the team are put in jeopardy. The rest of the team accomplishes a harrowing rescue and then the commander says something moderately amusing just before the end credits. Movie 2: The team goes to another planet that looks suprisingly like Vancouver and then some evil aliens separate one or more of them and the others accomplish a harrowing rescue. Then the commander says something moderately amusing just before Teal'c raises his eyebrow in disbelief.

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  4. Re:Yawn @ second movie by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm just really sick of time travel and alternate reality crap. It's been done to death

    Hey, that could work! Death goes back in time to help his younger self, and ends up playing a guitar solo at the big dance. Or maybe Death gets to see a nice little town at Christmas where Death never happened? A whole series of Time Travel done to Death shows!

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  5. Re:Can they kill Vala? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about the rest of the SG1 team get real with Vala?

    Carter: The truth is, we've never really liked you.
    Daniel: You have no idea how I've been stretched as an actor.
    Teal'c: Indeed, I believe Dr Jackson has a parting gift for you.
    Daniel: It's actually from us all. (hands Vala object)
    Vala: What is it, a weapon?
    Daniel: Of sorts, it's a device the ancients kept locked away.
    Carter: The ancients called it the dildo of death.
    O'Neil: With story lines like this, I'd still be in the series.
  6. Re:Can they kill Vala? by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, that's not quite what I expected Excalibur to look like...

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  7. Re:Excellent by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1, Funny

    So why wood ewe think a spiel chucker can help quality of posts? Don't be such a podiatrist. Their will still be grammar things rang.

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  8. Re:Big Screen?? by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

    No one is so desperate for entertainment that they'd stoop to downloading "Nacho Libre" illegally.

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  9. A Better Storyline by airship · · Score: 5, Funny

    Samantha Carter single-handedly develops a super-weapon that destroys both the Ori and the Wraith and is unanimously declared Queen of the Universe. Wearing an outfit creatively fashioned from a thin lace hanky, she chooses only the fattest and pimpliest of slobbering SciFi fanboys to slake her insatiable lust.

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  10. Re:1st one good idea, 2nd one bad idea by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 2, Funny

    > all conceivable bad guys that could be a threat are dead

    Ascended wraith Prior inhabited by gould?

  11. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somebody needs a hug.