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New Ice Age Theory

amigoro writes "Most believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in Earth's orbit, known as the Milankovitch cycles. According to one scientist, that is not the case. Robert Ehrlich of George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia, has developed a model which hypothesizes a dimmer switch inside the sun that causes its brightness to rise and fall on timescales of around 100,000 or 41,000 years, exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth. The main problem with Milankovitch cycles is that they can't explain how the ice ages go from 100,000 year cycle to 41,000 year cycle. The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations."

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  1. I Hope by Zonnald · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one tries the old venerable "Frost Post"

  2. Human Caused by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guy's theories are all wrong. Obviously people are causing the 100,000 - 41,000 year cycles. Someone should take away his meterology license...

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    1. Re:Human Caused by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you mean meatier.. meetior.. metear.. weather man license.

    2. Re:Human Caused by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously people are causing the 100,000 - 41,000 year cycles.

      OMG!!! We need to save the Sun!

      KFG

    3. Re:Human Caused by bricko · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is going to upset the Weather Lady to no end..... Maybe she can get a job with Vivid Entertainment. I can see her and Al together now....

    4. Re:Human Caused by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn -- not only is Porky Pig still alive, he's posting to Slashdot!

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    5. Re:Human Caused by thunderpaws · · Score: 4, Funny

      All this time I thought it was effect caused by all those politicians sticking their fingers in the air to see which way the wind blows.

    6. Re:Human Caused by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Funny

      In order to do that, first we must declare war on it...

        SB

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  3. Old News by tignom · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the new model is heliocentric instead of geocentric. I thought we made this switch centuries ago.

    1. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We did, but it wasn't until we declassified Pluto as a planet that all of the astrology star charts started to line up. Now they're actually accurate. Today my horoscope read: "things should be going quite well in many parts of your life." Hit the nail on the head right there!

      I've heard that some expert astrologers have predicted that "the weather may get colder for a period and then warm up at a later date or it might get warmer first and then cool off at a later date." It sounds like they've got a better grip on this issue than most of the so-called climate scientists and astronomers (not real scientists since they don't have an -ology). When will people learn that the so-called physical laws are but mere manifestations of the stars and planets positions in space. You don't understand the meaning of a book by looking at the shape of the letter 's' nor should you understand the universe by playing with pendulums, springs, and nuclear fusion.

    2. Re:Old News by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So when is a new model going to look past the edges of our solar system?

      The guy's on crack.

      The real reason behind the ice ages is the Sun's evil sister-star: Nemesis.

      According to my scientific analysis, it just so happens that Nemesis orbits our solar system once every 100,000 or 41,000 years, exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth. As the rouge star passes closest to the Sun, it triggers an influx of neutrino emissions in the star's inner core of dark matter. This results in an ion-theta flux imbalance which reduces the star's luminosity by a factor of omega/psi.

      As everyone knows, the main problem with Milankovitch cycles is that they can't explain how the ice ages go from 100,000 year cycle to 41,000 year cycle. The cycles predicted by the Nemesis Model line up with the observations, and thus the model is proven. Now go buy my book.

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    3. Re:Old News by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As the rouge star passes closest to the Sun, it triggers an influx of[...]

      ...lipstick emmissions and mascara protuberances in what is known as a coronal makeup ejection (CME). This causes gothmagnetic storms, during which our planet goes through a goth phase and clothes mainly in black clouds, thus keeping sunlight from the planet's surface and everything becomes cold.

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  4. 70500 +/- 29500 years, easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, I learned something in all those science experiment classes.

    OTOH the check word says the "contrary". Maybe the author should use this system to find the solution.

  5. Combination by dohzer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could it not be a combination of both Milankovitch cycles and the dimming of the sun?

    1. Re:Combination by toby34a · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, it definitely could be a combination of all manners of cycles. That's the thing about climate shifts- there are so many variables interacting, that some interact in very different ways. I wrote a summary paper a few years ago for a seminar about a theory of frequency modulation of the Milankovitch cycles to help solve some of the classic Milankovitch "problems". Here's a link for it: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/285 /5427/564. Looking at the followup research, Dr. Rial has done both frequency modulation to see what he can do with the three main Milankovitch cycles (that being orbital eccentricity (changing in how "oval" the Earth's orbit is, every 100,000 and 400,000 years), planetary precession (changing the location of the seasons, so that the Northern Hemisphere winter moves from January to January over the course of 21,000 years) and the planet's obliquity (changes in the tilt of the earth from 22.5 degrees to 24.5 degrees, over a course of 41,000 years). Through this frequency modulation, he was able to produce a signal very close the delta-O 18 ratios found for the Vostok core in Antartica. His theory also was able to "demodulate" the Vostok core to get peaks at 41kyr (kyr = 1000 years), 100kyr, and 21kyr as predicted by the classic Milankovitch cycles. While these solar fluctuations may exist (and I'm not an astronomer, just a meteorology/atmospheric science/climatology PhD student) I'd prefer to firm them up before they replace the classical orbital mechanisms that we know exist. Whether they cause the Ice Ages or not, they are present in the orbital path.

    2. Re:Combination by radtea · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While these solar fluctuations may exist (and I'm not an astronomer, just a meteorology/atmospheric science/climatology PhD student) I'd prefer to firm them up before they replace the classical orbital mechanisms that we know exist. Whether they cause the Ice Ages or not, they are present in the orbital path.

      We do know the orbital fluxuations to exist, but we don't know that they cause terrestrial climate fluxuations. The problem is real: the dominant frequencies in the orbital fluxuations do not match well with the dominant frequencies in the climate fluxuations. Something more is going on, probably in our understanding of the global climate, which may impose frequencies of its own, like a resonant system excited by a non-resonant driving force.

      Unfortunately, the kind of step-function we are giving the planet, and which it has had in the past from other natural occurences, is a pretty powerful excitation at all frequencies.

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  6. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Zonnald · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The opinion you suggest can explain differences between two bodies, but not necessarily with the same body over time. This new theory relates to the output of the sun and how it effects the one body - Earth. I would like to see an investigation of how the temperature of Venus or Mars fluctuates as a result of this cycle. Although that is still a pretty hard study as observations are a little bit restricted to the here and now.

  7. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by prettything · · Score: 3, Funny

    the article doesnt say that, and every ice age so far predates the industrial revolution.... if you read the article that is... you are the one who is the one who is retarded!

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  8. Socrates would be disappointed by Volfied · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sophism [sof-iz-uhm] -noun
                  a specious argument for displaying ingenuity in reasoning or for deceiving someone, e.g. beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points.

    1. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by squidfood · · Score: 2, Insightful
      beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points.

      In statistical terms also known as overfitting your data .

    2. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Whenever you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
      -- Sherlock Holmes

      Duelling quotations. :-p

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    3. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

      beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points. Also known as earning tenure.

    4. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by YttriumOxide · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No it isn't. Of COURSE there are many other factors involved in global climate change, but only the truly stubborn or drastically deluded (note: I also include "deluded by others") would think that global climate change isn't being affected by the behaviour of humans over the last century or so. Having ice ages before there were humans around to affect the environment has no bearing on whether or not our actions can ALSO cause climate change.

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  9. Misleading grammar by p0ss · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ice ages are not caused by planet Earth's orbital variations as once thought, but by the dimmer switch inside the sun that causes its brightness to rise and fall on timescales of around 100,000 years which is exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth, according to a radical new theory proposed by renowned astrophysicist Robert Ehrlich of George Mason University.

    shouldn't that be:
    According to a radical new theory proposed by renowned astrophysicist Robert Ehrlich of George Mason University, Ice ages are not caused by planet Earth's orbital variations as once thought, but by the dimmer switch inside the sun that causes its brightness to rise and fall on timescales of around 100,000 years which is exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth.


    that's like writing
    THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!! according to some guy somewhere.
    instead of
    some guy somewhere thinks the earth is flat!!
  10. Real source by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It doesn't explain the cycles but the ice ages are generally believed to be caused by a shift in the jet stream that was caused by the Himalayan Mountains. The cycle's start parallels the rise of that mountain range cutting into the jet stream and causing the shift. The trigger is still up for debate but the cold air is being caused by the jet stream shifting south.

    1. Re:Real source by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I went from a five to a troll? Some people need to read more. The jet stream is the likely source. Check maps of the Glaciers and you'll see they matched the position of the jet stream during the last ice age. The jet stream acts as a wall to the cold arctic air. Other factors keep the frost line in northern Canada but during an ice age the Jet Stream marks the limit the cold will shift. A study of glacerial sediments helped prove the process began around the time the Himalayan Mountains started to form. Maybe the theory is wrong but it's not my theory. I felt like I just got trolled because I made a pro evolution post on a Christian web site. Might help to do some reading before you troll. Another FYI the earth isn't flat and evolution isn't just an unlikely theory.

    2. Re:Real source by RenderSeven · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not sure why you cant do some reading yourself. According to wikipedia, the Himalayas are the youngest mountains on earth and geologically active, growing 5mm per year. Over 100000 years, thats 500 meters, assuming the growth rate is constant, which it probably isnt. The jet stream does in fact pass directly over Everest.

      Is that enough to trigger a shift in the Jet Stream? I dont know and neither does anyone modding the parent a troll. While the parent may not be definitive or even correct, I sure as hell think its interesting.

    3. Re:Real source by DeadChobi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Modding isn't about rewarding correctness. Modding is about rewarding concise, insightful ideas. Whether or not they're scientifically correct, or even based in science is another story entirely and not something that any of the moderators should even deal with. If you find yourself shaking your head and grimacing at someone's misinformation, mod them up so that someone else can debunk it. Or better yet, ignore it and let someone else debunk it.

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    4. Re:Real source by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Uhhh, soooo, every 50 million years or so, the Himalayas appear or disappear?"

      Not far off. Everest is about 60 million years old.

      http://www.mnteverest.net/history.html

      At one time, the Appalachians looked like the Himalayas, were eroded flat, and then were uplifted yet again.

      http://wrgis.wr.usgs.gov/parks/province/appalach.h tml

      Climate change? Change is the norm.

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    5. Re:Real source by BTTB · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, the Himalayas are the youngest mountain ranges on earth, but the timescale is still way too long to explain the occurence of ice-age cycles.

      We actually did a simulation using a coupled GCM to remove the Tibetan pleateau all together, to see its influence. The result was that some aspects of the current climate system, for example the Asian monsoon, or the western Pacific warm pool has weakened dramatically. The jet stream did change dramatically, but that alone was not enough to trigger a continental ice sheet.

      We then changed the orbital parameters to see which impact is greater. The result was that a slight change in orbital parameters is far efficient in changing the northern hemispheric surface temperature in the order of 7-8 degC.

      So the parent is correct in some respect. I guess he just didn't bother to explain in detail.

  11. Luckily... by jpellino · · Score: 3, Funny

    there's a Home Depot just an a.u. down the road - we should ve able to swap that out with a longer cycle dimmer and all will be well.

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  12. Conclusion! by Xybot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously mans careless use of the environment on earth is the root cause of this heliocentric dimming phenomenon. I call for an immediate halt to deforestation and burning of fossil fuels that initiate the anti-dimming process via subatomic sympathetic astrological particles (SSAP)!!

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  13. hmm by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Funny

    natural global cooling? with scientific backing? this sounds like a global warming denier. he should lose his licence and prosecuted in nuremberg style war crimes courts! quick, someone tell al gore!

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    1. Re:hmm by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since folks like you think the earth is only 6000 years old, I'm surprised you're paying any attention at all.

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  14. Ice Age Frequency by Convector · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a neat idea. Are there any observations to support it? Peter Huybers from MIT just presented an alternative model which explains the 40 ky - 100 ky switch nicely without resorting to solar fluctuations. The basic idea is that you start out with ice ages every 40 ky, but at some point the ice accumulation retards heating, and one or even two thawing cycles get skipped. This gives you longer cold periods and a warm period every 80 ky or 120 ky. If you randomly distribute cycles with these two intervals, you can get a peak at 100 ky (but you can't just superimpose the sine curves with those two frequencies). He suggests that the 100 ky cycle isn't real, and just an effect we see from skipping some thaws. This is supposedly supported by oxygen isotope measurements, but I'm not enough of a geochemist to verify that.

    1. Re:Ice Age Frequency by theodicey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Antarctic ice cores do, and you can see the ice ages in the linked charts.

    2. Re:Ice Age Frequency by msevior · · Score: 2, Informative

      Click on the link at the end of TFA and you'll see the real scientific paper on which this was based.
      Lots of nice graphs at the end of it.

      All based on 18O/16O ratios

      It's all here on the archive in glorious pdf-ed Latex.

      http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/astro-ph/pdf/0701/070111 7.pdf

    3. Re:Ice Age Frequency by bjelkeman · · Score: 2, Informative

      To go beyond 1 million years you use sea bottom sediments and a number of different climate proxies. The oldest sea bottom sediments are about 170 million years old. You can still use oxygen isotopes in foraminiferes, but also relative plankton populations for example.

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  15. Broken link to details. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Could it be..."

    Who the hell knows...

    From TFA: "In an article appearing in the journal Nature, Ehrlich describes..."

    Click the nature link and you end up at NewScientist.

    Even if this guy has a viable mechanisim for his "dimmer switch", I can't see that it has any implications for our current climate problems. Wake me up again iff someone finds an abstract.

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  16. Being John Milankovitch by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch (Drops onto New Jersey Turnpike)

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  17. Models, Theories & Proof by BoRegardless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thank God the scientists keep looking for patterns and physics to try to explain what we see in the geologic and solar record & current observations of the sun, as that is the ONLY WAY we will ever have a chance of really knowing what long term cycles are caused by. There may be 50 models and theories, but it will likely be a stew of dozens of researchers that finally get a theory that is solid enough to be verified and called a Proof, or tentative Proof.

    Fact is, no one can yet show a proof of why, but we do know that Ice ages occurred dozens of times and when, but we can not yet prove what the underlieing factor is that causes the repetition (excluding the major "accidental" supermassive volcano or mega-asteroid).

    That is what true science is for, which is to keep digging, sometimes literally, until you uncover the data and principals that can be independently verified and eventually acknowledged as fact.

    But that is not convenient for politicians who want power, and bureaucrats who can manage whole new divisions of government if they get funding to try to act on something with the citizens money, when there is only speculation as to what is going on and to what degree, let alone whether we can actually do anything about it.

    1. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by qralston · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There may be 50 models and theories, but it will likely be a stew of dozens of researchers that finally get a theory that is solid enough to be verified and called a Proof, or tentative Proof.

      You are making the classic mistake: you are assuming that science is about trying to prove that something is true. It's not. Science cannot prove anything; science can only disprove.

      If you want a concise definition of science, it is this: science is the methodology by which we identify and discard beliefs and theories that are false. This process does not produce facts; it does not produce proof. At best, it produces theories that have withstood enough attempts to knock them down that for now, we tentatively assume that they are accurate. But we're still standing on quicksand.

      People who look to science to give them facts and absolute truths are inevitably frustrated, because science can't give them what they want.

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  18. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Informative

    "The climate depends more on atmospheric composition than on any variation in the sun or even our proximity to it. That's why venus is hotter than mercury."

    That's less "difference in atmospheric composition" and more "has an atmosphere or not."

  19. Dimmer switch...a competing viewpoint. by nixkuroi · · Score: 5, Funny

    One competing viewpoint with this theory is that these events were caused by a solar "Clapper" which flipped the sun when bombarded with echoes and reverberations from the big bang. This non-viewpoint is endorsed by non-dimmer switch oriented non-scientists but these non-scientist find it more plausible...in lots of ways.

  20. SUV Caused by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope, it is caused by Suburbans, HMVs and Expeditions. Obviously even the dinosaurs had SUVs - the ice ages prove it.

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  21. Re:NOT GUILTY: I am NOT a Google SHILL !! by beckerist · · Score: 3, Funny


    if (strpos("shill", $comment[text]))
      {
      echo "[Post deleted due to:] <i>User being a douchebag.</i>";
      $sql_code="delete from comments where commentID = $comment[id]";
      sql($sql_code);
      }

  22. This is an inference -- not a prediction by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations."

    Shouldn't this be? The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model were inferred from observations. Implying that a prediction is lining up with observations is not the same as a prediction that's inferred from observations. And besides, the article is claiming it's an inference based on past observations, not a prediction which has been verified with observations.

    The article itself makes no such wild encompassing claim.

    1. Re:This is an inference -- not a prediction by doubletruncation · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess it's a bit of a symantics issue, whether it's a prediction or a post-diction. It's true that this "prediction" was made after the cycles themselves were observed in the temperature. However, the theory itself makes no reference to these observations, that is it doesn't use them for calibration (it's calibrated with observations of the sun only). The theory, instead, is that there is an oscillation in brightness that should be present in the Sun and other stars that hasn't been considered before. Ehrlich calculates the frequencies of the oscillation for the Sun (using only the solar model which is calibrated to observations of the sun without any reference to the paleotemperature record) and lo-and-behold the n=2,3 and 4 modes lie right on top of the three broad peaks in the fourier amplitude spectrum of the paleotemperature record. I don't think he can say exactly what the amplitude of the oscillation would be (a typical problem with modeling variable stars), though he does demonstrate that the oscillation would grow in time (i.e. it's unstable). The fact that the periods of this variation line up with the periods in the Earth's temperature is, at the very least, quite striking. In a sense, the periods could easily have been predicted by this theory before they were observed. If you're interested, you can see a pre-print for his article at http://xxx.lanl.gov/abs/astro-ph/0701117

    2. Re:This is an inference -- not a prediction by mdsolar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One problem with asking for predictions in this case is that it would be very hard for you to confirm that the next two cycles occured or not. So, one is pretty much stuck with trying to account for the past. This is in the nature of observational science as opposed to experimental science. However, it is possible that the model will have consequences which explain other observations, or which suggest new observations which could help to test the validity of the theory. This is a theory about the solar interior. This is probed by heliosiesmology and observations of solar neutinos. It seems a little hard to guess but perhaps a tomogaphic result might test the theory. Certainly, local temperature fluctuations should lead to some scattering of sound waves, a sort of mirage effect.

      I'm actually mulling over writing a proposal to use the billing data from the solar power systems we're selling to study the five minute solar oscillation. If we achieve our goal of 25% of the residential power market, power production data with sufficent time resolution would make an increadibly sensitive photometric instrument. Basically you can scrub clouds out of the data completely.
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  23. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh! Thanks! Who knew winter is actually caused by Santa's exhuast fumes?

    Damn, if we could clean that atomosphere up then we wouldn't need to be bothered by seasonal weather!!!11!one!

    I knew all along that slight tilt of the earth couldn't affect the weather!

  24. Re:I'm pretty sure this was on TV by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw an episode of "Andromeda" where the system's sun would go out every hundred years or so...life imitates TV? (anyone know which epi it wuz?)

    That was CNN covering the Bagdad power grid.

  25. Socrates would be confused by Livius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know that 'sophism' is fair. The Milankovitch cycles don't explain two different period lengths. The actual paper (http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/astro-ph/pdf/0701/07011 17.pdf) suggests a mechanism giving a periodic behaviour in the interior of the sun having multiple period lengths. Unless it was arbitrarily calibrated to give the same cycles as Ice Ages (I concede I couldn't follow all the math), it looks pretty reasonable as a hypothesis. If there's a periodic behaviour on the Earth, and a behaviour inside the Sun with same period lengths, and they coincide, that's worth looking into. (Pity we can't observe the interior of the sun as easily as the Earth's orbit.)

  26. Caused by God by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny
    God is getting too cheap to pay the heating bill so he's turned down the thermostat.

    This probably is a precursor for the Second Coming. Unlike the first kid who dropped out of carpentry class, the next kid wants to go to college and he needs to save up.

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    1. Re:Caused by God by Zeek40 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was wondering why he kept sending his annoying employees to ask me for money.

  27. I'm no scientist... by KKlaus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But come on. "The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations." The summary says that like its some type of verification. They line up (duh) because he picked the cycles that way. What a stupid end to the summary.

    Fwiw, I like the line of thinking - that the ice ages are an action of the sun rather than the earth, but its entirely unsubstantiated and to go _holy crap_ the model that he crafted to fit historical data fits historical data is fantastically disingenious.

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  28. Dimmer Switch theory would explain . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . that damn annoying hum.

  29. What about Mars? by tjl2015 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems that this theory should be fairly testable. If the orbital theory is correct, only Earth should display climate cycles of similar periods. If it's caused by the sun, then the whole inner solar system would be affected. Granted, it would be nearly impossible to see such evidence on Mercury and Venus, but perhaps evidence of some form would be left on Mars. I'm not quite up to speed on my astrogeology, does anyone know if we have any kind of reliable record of the ancient Martian climate?

  30. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by DestroyAllZombies · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's true that Venus is hotter than Mercury (well, I'd believe it anyway). But you can't convince me that Titan is colder than Venus only because of the atmosphere! What if you moved Venus out past Neptune, would it still be as hot?

    I think global warming is accepted by those with open minds, but keeping an open mind means looking at other science as well. It's how we got here.

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  31. Another Theory by Philotic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try this on for size:

    Picture the Earth in a glacial period. At this time most of the landmass is covered in ice. This prevents nutrients from being eroded and washed into the sea by rivers. This in turn causes phytoplankton populations to decline. As we know, phytoplankton are a major CO2 sink. The small plankton population results in rising CO2 levels, thus increasing temperature.
    Melting ensues.
    Now picture the Earth in an interglacial period. Most of the landmass is open to the elements. Rivers freely wash nutrients into the sea, and cause phytoplankton populations to boom. The plankton absorb CO2, cooling the Earth.
    Freezing ensues...

  32. A Dimmer Switch?!?! by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> a model which hypothesizes a dimmer switch inside the sun

    No, seriously? That must be how they get it to be all dark and stuff at night.

  33. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
    VEnus shouldn't be affected at all, it has a dark surface. The clouds reflect all of the sunlight.

    Venus' albedo is 0.65; i.e. it reflects 65% of the light, thus it absorbs 35%. Earth's albedo is about 0.3, the Moon's 0.12. Venus would be even hotter if it was less reflective, but still it absorbs a lot of sunlight.

  34. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in Earth's orbit, known as the Milankovitch cycles.

    Whereas I believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in John Malkovich's moods, known as the Malkovich cycles.

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  35. The error of either/or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that a number of Theories in Science (this doesn't include Creationism, since that's only an unsupported Hypothesis, and not actually a Theory) compete with each other as if There Can Only Be One right answer. Often, though, when the dust finally settles, the Truth turns out to consist of elements of more than one of the competitors. So, in this case, I wouldn't be surprised if the Truth about Ice Ages includes both the "dimmer switch" and the orbital mechanics thing.

  36. Ice Age by dlhm · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sun causes the Ice Age, but doesn't have any significant effect when Global warming is involved, only human can warm the earth... mostly conservitive humans.. :)

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  37. Telegram from God by Khammurabi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Earth,

    Which one of you apes put the sponge in the cosmic microwave?

    - God

  38. Re:Dimmer switch? by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .....so he can punish us with increasing temperatures.......

    These people did not come up with this idea. The Bible has references to severely increasing heat from the sun as part of God's punishments for human evil, reserved for the last days. One of these is found in the Old Testament in Isaiah 30:26, where we are informed that the sun will be seven times hotter and another is found in Revelation 16:8-9. There it says that people will be scorched by the sun and curse God because of the great heat. The passage in Revelation is just before the part about the final battle of the final war, the battle at Armageddon.

    To many here, the Bible represents fiction and fairy tales. However, an all out global war and the resulting world wide upheaval, along with havoc from nature is not impossible. We humans like to believe, both corporately and individually that we are the captains of our ship and the masters of our fate. From a sudden death of a loved one, to history of great natural disasters and from the very real possibility of global thermonuclear and other technologically advanced warfare, that belief and hope is ill founded. Global warming, human caused or not, can only add to this nightmare. Could it be that we really are NOT in charge after all?

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