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Microwave Experiments Cause Sponge Disasters

gollum123 writes "Reports about a study that found microwave ovens can be used to sterilize kitchen sponges sent people hurrying to test the idea this week — with sometimes disastrous results. A team at the University of Florida found that two minutes in the microwave at full power could kill a range of bacteria, viruses and parasites on kitchen sponges. They described how they soaked the sponges in wastewater and then zapped them. But several experimenters evidently left out the crucial step of wetting the sponge. "Just wanted you to know that your article on microwaving sponges and scrubbers aroused my interest. However, when I put my sponge/scrubber into the microwave, it caught fire, smoked up the house, ruined my microwave, and pissed me off," one correspondent wrote in an e-mail to Reuters."

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  1. Incoming lawsuits in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

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    1. Re:Incoming lawsuits in: by Aglassis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Incoming lawsuits in: 3..2..1..

      Actually it should be the opposite. Anyone who convinces the stupid to sterilize themselves or remove themselves from the gene pool through other means certainly deserves our hearty congratulations. In fact, they should be allowed to sue the stupid bastards they convinced to kill themselves.

      I can see it now, billboards with signs saying: "a microwave is a great way to get a tan," "a blowtorch is a great way to thaw frozen pipes," and of course "it is cool to operate power tools--in the nude! Buy Budweiser!"

      Truly, we need the stupid to start killing themselves again. With the advent of birth control, human evolution is starting to go backwards. In 100 years they will talk about the benevolent reign of George Bush the Wise.

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    2. Re:Incoming lawsuits in: by Oxygen99 · · Score: 4, Funny

      *Ping*

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    3. Re:Incoming lawsuits in: by Brummund · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, this is Darwin's theory hard at work, doing its best to keep the gene pool strong. Watch out for the next Reuter article "The oven, gasoline and you!"

  2. As they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    However, when I put my sponge/scrubber into the microwave, it caught fire, smoked up the house, ruined my microwave, and pissed me off.
    The stupid shall be punished.
  3. lets be clear about this by macadamia_harold · · Score: 4, Funny

    However, when I put my sponge/scrubber into the microwave, it caught fire, smoked up the house, ruined my microwave, and pissed me off,

    He wasn't using one of those Sony battery-operated microwaves, was he?

  4. What is he whining about? by Squapper · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the sponge caugth fire, the microbes are probably dead by now. Right?

  5. Re:cat by lahvak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you soak the cat in water first?

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  6. Sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lots of smoke? Smells like burning tires? Really pissed off? These people sound like Linux users trying to get their sound cards to work.

  7. Class Action Suit by freedom_india · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prepare for a Class Action Suit filed against Reuters, the Scientists who did this and news papers that carried it for the damages caused by the fires.

    Out of the $100 million that will be awarded, $80 million will go the lawyers, $10 million towards court fees, etc., and the class action plaintiffs awarded a $15 coupon each that can be redeemed for a Microwave at Wal-mart.

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    1. Re:Class Action Suit by kisielk · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they'll get a $0.50 coupon redeemable for a new sponge.

  8. Re:stupidity by StarWreck · · Score: 4, Funny
    it would seam desirable that stupidity should kill
    Then it would "seam" time to meet your maker.
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  9. Re:No matter what you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simple. Ban all sponges. They are clearly dangerous.

    That bloody squarepants thing should be locked up too.

  10. Re:You're being naive/optimistic by 246o1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's all about expecting people to use abilities they don't have, like the ability to fly, or the ability to understand something complex they know nothing about. But just for you, I'll do a political version:

    People don't understand microwaves. Expecting them to use their understanding of microwaves would be like asking President Bush to use his understanding of diplomacy.

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  11. Conversion error. by cuzco · · Score: 5, Funny

    We Americans measure our bacteria as fractions of an inch so the sponge fires were no doubt caused when people, in their germ kill potential calculations, screwed up while converting centimeter length microwaves to inches. Honest mistake.

  12. Re:You're being naive/optimistic by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Berating them for not using their understanding of microwaves is like watching a Spiderman movie and saying "Why doesn't he just fly out of there?"
    Could this be the worst analogy on /. , ever?
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  13. Re:This just in... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 5, Funny

    No it means he missed a '0'. 5 minutes cures only some forms of stupidity. 50 minutes cures all forms.

  14. If all else fails, read the instructions. by xav_jones · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Just wanted you to know that your article on nuclear fusion reactors aroused my interest. However, when I put my reactor into operation, it caught fire, levelled the neighbourhood, stained my carpet, and pissed me off."

    Perhaps if you can't follow all the instructions there are some things you really shouldn't be doing.

  15. ROSPA has it right by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

    They had this on the BBC yesterday too, I think in the morning they had suggested everyone microwave their sponges and then in the evening news they had a man with a ginger mustache from ROSPA who said that he wouldn't advise microwaving sponges because there is no setting on microwaves for sponges and that he for one didn't have the faintest idea what would happen if you did microwave a sponge except that whatever it was which happened would probably be unsafe and might cause an accident.

    I found it very reassuring that ROSPA ( Royal Society For The Prevention Of Accidents ) does its research so thoroughly before making announcements.

  16. ironic for slashdot by fantomas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but maybe some of the people didn't read the article :-)

  17. Re:Ignorance != Stupidity by Pikoro · · Score: 5, Funny

    You put a dry sponge into your microwave didn't you?

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  18. Sounds like a college prank by Dekortage · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was in college, someone took one of my coffee mugs, filled it up with Hershey's chocolate syrup, and put it in the microwave for 90 minutes. Then they left. As best as we can tell, the syrup first boiled over and filled up the bottom of the microwave. Eventually it hardened into a black crust and caught fire. That's when the fire alarm woke us up, you know -- it was three o'clock in the morning.

    The microwave was ruined, and there was some damage to the cabinet. And I lost my favorite coffee mug too. But it's probably the best use for Hershey's chocolate syrup that I could think of (since it's pretty awful stuff).

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  19. Re:People are just too damn stupid for their own g by Bromskloss · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mind you, I am all about protecting and subsidising the weakest, the handicapped, the sick and al.
    Puh, thanks.
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  20. Why funny things are modded Informative by Digz · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the FAQ:

    "Note that being moderated Funny doesn't help your karma."

    Thus the reason that people will mod a Funny post Informative.

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