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What Do You Do for New User Orientation?

An anonymous reader asks: "What do you do for new user orientation? I started at a company as part of a very small help desk / MIS department. Part of my job is to give orientation to all new computer users for the entire company (no more than 10 new users a week). Right now I have to sit with each user, go over logging in, passwords, email, outlook, Microsoft Office, and so on. This takes between 30-45 minutes. What do other IT departments do? I was thinking of a Flash presentation or website, and maybe even a short orientation movie. What ideas have you tried and how well did they work?"

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  1. Large turnover by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe you are swaming them with stuff they don't need.
    Large numbers of new users every week can mean immense expansion or they are really put of by your new user orientation meetings.

    If its turnover, perhaps it would be easier to skip the email/office stuff until they need it.

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  2. New Users by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Company I work for try to bunch together new joiners and run a full 1 day computer introduction training session in one of our dedicated training rooms, on their second day (with first day being the usual this is your team, this is the fire regs etc). New Joiners get the benefit of meeting other people starting at the same time as them - and then get the run through on how our systems work - with more structured training for specific applications they may have to use carried out later that week. Its fairly informal but also gives us the chance to go properly through our computer use policy etc. we are finding that fewer people need these intro's as time progresses, however you still get the odd person who is mystified by the whole thing.

  3. Orientation? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    It involves duct tape, Vaseline, five rolls of toilet paper and the trunk of a mini-cooper.

    But we don't call it "orientation", we call it "hazing".

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    1. Re:Orientation? by phunctor · · Score: 3, Funny

      First I orient them in a generally inverted position, suspended by one ankle over the edge of the observation deck. Then, when I begin to actually believe their frenzied promises to RTFM, I re-orient them to a feet-down, head-up position and send them on their way. Help desk calls are down 87%, possibly due to the unfortunate slippage rate amongst those who fail to convince me that they will in fact RTFM. -- phunctor "mmmm, crack!"

  4. Here's what I do by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I sit them in front of a computer, don't tell them anything and I poke them with a stick if they do something wrong.

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    1. Re:Here's what I do by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, given the small amount that most new users manage to retain from those quickie orientation sessions, that might not be such a bad policy.

      Better would be a quick session to show users how to logon, and present them with a simple printed booklet to cover details. This has the double advantage of being much easier to maintain than a Flash presentation, as well as usually being easier to process mentally.

      I know there are many who might throw up their hands in horror when I say this, but for all that Flash presentations might be very good for impressing nerds, they are not necessarily a good medium for conveying instructions.

  5. Not the Flash presentation! by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unless you want to spend a lot of money putting together a professional and engaging presentation, don't bother with that route. I am not a manager, but I have been to enough new employee orientations that I feel I have a good understanding of what works (at least for me). Sitting a new employee down in a room and making them watch some presentation, be it on DVD or online is pretty much a waste of time. The thing that a new employee needs is face time. Sit with them and show them what they will be doing. Sit them with their co-workers and let them show him what, exactly, the job entails. Orientation is about gettin gto know your peers, learning about the company you will be working for, and finding out what the job is that you have been hired for. There is always the obligatory legal issues (dress code, no bad language in the workplace, no molestation of the opposite sex, and whatnot). But the important thing is to get a feel for the new environment and find out what you are being hired to do in a more specific way than the interview process would have lead you to believe.

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    1. Re:Not the Flash presentation! by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I guess so, comes down to your silly system of liability once again I guess.

      If someone behaves in an unacceptable way towards you at work, and you notify your supervisor about this -- but nothing happens -- then I agree it's reasonable to hold the company responsible.

      But there's a long way from that and to require companies to hold "sensitivity training" or similar stupidity to avoid liability for what is clearly not their fault.

      It also seems to me the US workplace is amazingly intolerant. Personal expression is restrained a *LOT* more than is required for a nice workplace. To me, it's even *desirable* that people can be themselves at work. Personal attacks or disrespect for the limits of others (be they sexual or other) is unacceptable anywhere, but that doesn't mean one should behave as on Disney-TV, it would be nice if one could atleast assume we're dealing with adults -- capable of saying so if something doesn't fit them.

  6. Set up a wiki by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A wiki is probably the most flexible way to set up something like this. It can serve both as an introduction (think pages linked one after another) and as a general documentation tool.

    And unlike a flash presentation it's searchable and less of a pain in the rear end to update.

    PS. Wikis can be read only for regular users too...

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    1. Re:Set up a wiki by simm1701 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and get the new starter to expand on the wiki anything they found the wiki did not explain well enough for them, after they have learnt it the hard way

      I did the same after starting here - added a wiki page of all those things I wished I had known during the first few weeks here (new company, new country) so jotted them down to try and save the same pains for anyone who joined after me. A few other brit contractors have already sent me an email thanking me for putting it together

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    2. Re:Set up a wiki by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Until some vandal (inside the company* or outside) finds your wiki and has your employee jumping up and down in a grass skirt on the top of his cubicle screaming at the height of his lungs "ITS A TRAP! ITS A TRAP! THE LAWNMOWERS ARE PLANNING A REBELLION AGAINST US! WE WILL SERVE TO EVERY ONE OF THEIR GREASY, SHEERING-INDUCED WHIMS!"** Wait, that might be a good way to preemptively screen for people who don't have the balls, foresight and brain power to determine if an idea is bad or not, even if its an order. *Disgruntled workers, ho! **I for one welcome our new sheering-intoxicated lawn-cutting overlords.

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    3. Re:Set up a wiki by jascat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what average user is going to go dig in a wiki? They don't want to go find the answer for themselves. They want to and will call the helpdesk if it is available. Trust me, I know. Tried a similar approach.

      On a side note, orientation isn't going to do anyone good unless it really grabs people's attention and a movie or flash is just going to put them to sleep. They don't care! I have to do all sorts of annual training for my job, from fire extinguishers to information assurance, all of which I click or fast forward through to get to the test at the end.

      If it doesn't have anything to do with pay and/or benefits, either make it live and fun or skip it altogether. They can pick up standard operating procedures from their supervisor.

  7. Swim or drown by Zombie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We give our new guys a laptop and tell them to install it. If it's not running Debian smoothly by the next day, we fire them. What they use for office, mail, web, chat - whatever, is their own business.

    1. Re:Swim or drown by biglig2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Weaklings! I give my users a bucket of sand, and if they haven't build a 486 laptop from it by the end of the day, we kill them and eat their livers.

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    2. Re:Swim or drown by bplipschitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Weaklings! I give my users a bucket of sand, and if they haven't build a 486 laptop from it by the end of the day, we kill them and eat their livers.

      . . .with a nice Chianti.

  8. Various things by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Buddy" programs can be effective. Have the newbie work with another employee to teach them the basics such as how to access the important intranet sites, where to rent projectors, good eating spots, how to change/reset passwords, etc.. Presentations don't seem too useful, and are probably driven more by HR's CYA policy than anything (i.e., an ethics class is mandatory so people know what they can't do).

    That's closer to ideal.. In reality most people get an email. I've heard that a near one-on-one instructor/student training class is optimal.... I've also heard that there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow. I'm still waiting for both.

  9. Get a co-worker to just start screaming and crying by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    about how he "lost his lifes work and will probably get fired because he didn't listen to the IT guy."

  10. Re:A movie or flash is nice by PRC+Banker · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know, I've done that for a product presentation. After one year, new version, throw away the presentation, start over again...

    I agree that multimedia is good, but it's not the only thing to have. I've been giving and receiving presentations for a few years, and a good video is really useful. More useful, however, is a paper copy containing all of the key points. Paper can be picked up and browsed at one's leisure, it can be pinned next to the desk (quite useful for new users learning how to log-in), it can contain all of the useful information and pointers (for example, advising users to check a wiki for details relating to specialist applications).

    A paper (laminated) hint-sheet is easy to produce, can address the majority of simple issues, and can can ensure that users always have an easy-to-access reminder of what they learnt from individual sessions and video presentations.

    One more thing, it doesn't matter how fabulous the video presentation was, be charasmatic. It makes people feel good about you, feel more interested and able to learn, and puts you on their side instead of them feeling no qualms to call/bother 'the faceless tech guy'.

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  11. Make them build their own desk or chair by hirschma · · Score: 3, Interesting

    New hires at my old company were given a cheapo desks and chairs that required assembly. This applied to everyone from the receptionist to my most senior hires.

    They were shown to their new spot, given the tools, and told that this was their first order of business. That was all.

    Nearby employees were told to offer any and all assistance, but only if asked.

    This worked on many levels. It was symbolic of the philosophy at the company. For some, it ended up being a "team-building" exercise, or a social ice-breaker. For others, it showed that they were clever and self reliant. Some folks couldn't get it done, and refused to ask for help. This almost always signified termination at their first opportunity. And the .com type investors loved it, too :)

  12. New Employees by wonkavader · · Score: 2, Insightful

    New Employees need:
        To know things (rules, passwords, techniques, etc.)
        To feel things (comfort with the people around them, a small sense of 'at home')

    If you get the second one, the first will take care of itself. Spend time with the person. Actual "Face" time. Teach them something (anything) about the company, so they get in the learning mode -- they'll pick up a lot in between the lines of any topic you pick. Make the rules of the company (dress codes and crap like that) as small a part of the conversation as possible, but provide them with a document on it. Play the rules down. You want them to feel free, so that they'll talk and learn and grow on their own.

    Take 'em to lunch. Do it as a small group -- not necessarily the whole team, but more than just Boss and hire. Get them to be social and see people around them as lunch partners.

    Then GIVE THEM A TASK WHICH WILL REQUIRE COMMUNICATION WITH THE GROUP. After they've got plugged in, the assimilation process will take care of itself.

    The idea that you'd want to give them a movie or something suggests that you're not interested in spending time talking with people. I don't want to work at your company.

  13. Ask after religious preferences first by abb3w · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To wit, PC vs. Mac vs. Linux. Mac users are also asked about how long they've been using them.

    Next is setting up their accounts; this involves warning them of the minimum acceptable complexity allowed for passwords, showing them how to change their passwords to something marginally more memorable than the automatic preassigned random gibberish, and reminding them of the minimum requirements after the first password change attempt is rejected. I then tell them that neither I nor anyone else will ever ask for their password — if I or anyone in IT need access, we will change it, and tell them the new password afterward (so the user may change it back); anyone who asks for their password should be reported to me and to the central IT security number immediately as an attempt to breach security.

    After that, I point out the selection of web browsers available on their workstation (IE/Firefox/Opera, additional options for the Mac), advocate Firefox for regular use, and direct them to the central IT website's security training -- which is mostly dick-and-jane "don't share passwords, human!" common sense stuff; there's a quiz as part of it. I tell them to complete the security training, while I do something vaguely productive nearby (borrowing a mobile laptop if need be) and wait for questions. At the end, I point out the main IT policies page, note that most of it is common sense, but they should glance through the policies as soon as possible, because they may end up "nailed to the wall with rusty railroad spikes as a warning to others" if they fail to follow them. If they express doubt, I invite them to stop by my desk to see my rusty railroad spikes. (Bottom desk drawer; four of 'em, plus a 6kg sledge with a 40 cm handle. Just in case.)

    Once that's done, I then introduce them to the most regularly used software applications: email, Office, calendaring app, the local quick-and-dirty non-Acrobat PDF maker, and so on. The VPN software usually requires a digression into a bad analogy to explain why it's important. ("If you use the dumb-as-a-senator idea that the internet is a series of tubes, the problem is that most of the tubes are transparent, and might let any evil passerby see what's inside. Unless you're willing to give me all of your credit cards now to go shopping with, this is a bad thing. A VPN uses cryptography to run an opaque garden hose over to one of our secure machines, so people can't spy on you until after your traffic leaves our network again.") An overview of the strengths and limitations of whatever POS machine they're stuck working at follows.

    I then give them my mixed guru/BOFH lecture:

    • I have pity on ignorance and will treat it with patience and education
    • I feel paranoia is preferable to carelessness, and will grant much leeway accordingly
    • I was educated by Catholic nuns, own a ruler, and believe pain is a wonderful way to focus the mind
    • I have no mercy for outright stupidity, and no-one has ever found a body I've hidden
    • I have potential access to any data on any of our systems, but have better things to do than read their email "usually"
    • I will be happy to help them install any needed software once I am convinced it is licensed and not a security threat
    • When I respond to a request with "you have my divided attention", they should accept this as the best they'll get, since my undivided attention requires a loaded weapon to obtain and is unhealthy to have
    • I have no life, so they may feel free to call me at home outside normal work hours, but should understand that I answer the phone in Klingon to discourage telemarketing computers, that they may need to leave a message on my answering machine, and that they must accept that after hours *I* get to decide how important the problem is.

    I have happy users; I am beloved, respected, and feared. Aside from an expresso machine for my office, what more could a geek want?

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