US Military Tests Non-Lethal Heat Ray
URSpider writes "CNN and the BBC are reporting on a US military test of a new antipersonnel heat ray. The weapon focuses non-lethal millimeter-wave radiation onto humans, raising their skin surface temperature to an uncomfortable 130 F. The goal is to make the targets drop any weapons and flee the scene. The device was apparently tested on two soldiers and a group of ten reporters, which makes me wonder how thoroughly this thing has been safety tested. The government is also appealing to the scientific community for help in creating another innovative military technology: artificial 'black ice'. They hope to deploy the 'ice' in chase scenarios to slow fleeing vehicles." We discussed the military's certification to use the device last month.
"The device was apparently tested on two soldiers and a group of ten reporters, which makes me wonder how thoroughly this thing has been safety tested."
You're worried about the soldiers, right?
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I think if the University of Florida has taught us anything, you have to thoroughly soak your target first.
How long after this thing is deployed will we see video's on you tube with soldiers using this thing to make popcorn ?
And how long after will we see drunk soldiers holding the popcorn whilst it's being made ?
I wish the government would follow me around for a few months testing this thing on me, it's friggen cold right now in New England!
Stationary firing position with 360-degree coverage
Wonderful! So you can shoot yourself without turning the gun around.
We should just use the good old fashioned lethal weapons. Much less chance the people we are shooting at will get cancer 20 years from now.
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Grampa: What the hell is that?
Frink: Why, it's a death ray my good man, behold. (Frink fires death ray)
Grampa: Hey, feels warm, kinda nice.
Frink: Well it's just a prototype, with proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City.
Grampa: But I want to help people, not kill 'em!
Frink: Oh, well to be honest, the ray only has evil applications. You know my wife will be happy, she's hated this whole death ray thing from day one.
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"When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
On a hot day, it can reach nearly 130 degrees in Iraq.. so if you use this weapon over there, they will look at each other and say "hot day today, Ishmael, eh?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?