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Scientist Develops Caffeinated Baked Goods
Zephyros writes "The AP is reporting on a scientist who has found a way to get caffeine into donuts, bagels, and other baked goods without the bitter flavor. Each piece has as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. No word on when or where they will be available, but for those of us that just don't get the same kick from the morning cuppa that we used to, this may be another tasty delivery vector to look forward to for that jump-start."
cops will be mega-hyper
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how long it will take before somebody does something really stupid with all of these products, and deliberately or inadvertently manages to harm themself or someone else. It doesn't take all THAT much caffeine to cause some pretty nasty side effects, especially if you don't drink it all that often.
S-s-s-stop b'b'b'b'being s's's'so PPPPPParan n n noid!!!
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But wait! Don't order yet.
He's already at work inventing the decafinated version.
KFG
Chocolate Chip Meth Cookies
Caffeinated Bacon
Caffeinated extra sweet salted Bacon with MSG: The Ultimate American food. It grows hair on your chest, even while you are dead.
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...people have been doing this with Marijuana for years.
This gives coffee cake a whole new meaning.
Wired fat people! Will they shake, or jiggle?
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I'm telling you true, what I really want is caffeinated milk, that's what to do. Man, I love skim milk, and if it were wired, I'd be racing around just like a cow siren yelling, "MoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO!!!"
A truly excellent pizza parlor is a delight unto the heavens. Treasure the sauce and the toppings!
Well, once they perfect the caffeinated bacon, it'll only be a matter of time until we'll have baconated grapefruit.
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