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Scientists Map the Human Metabolome
Cache22x writes "Scientists at the University of Alberta have published the first draft of the Human Metabolome Project, the chemical equivalent of the human genome. In the same spirit as the human genome project, the information has been made freely available to the scientific community and the general public through the project's website. Knowing the makeup of the metabolome will lead to potentially enormous medical advances as clinicians now have a comparative base for analyzing the metabolite levels found in our bodies."
The metabalone is connect to the ... genome. The genome is connected to the ... chromosome. The chromosome is connected to the ...
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
I think I'm going to need a new dictiolome.
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whatever's in my body lets me eat like 6000 calories a day, sit on my ass, and never gain a pound. I don't want people copying that! I better encode my internal chemicals with DRM so people can't decode and copy me.
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You are confusing "metabolome" with my favorite sub ingredient, metabologna. You'll find it in your favorite enlightened deli case right next to the transcendental salami. It's a good source of metaprotein. Why settle for any old bologna? This one goes to 11.
"If your parents never had children, chances are you wonât either." -Dick Cavett
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