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The Taxman's Web Spider Cometh

Juha-Matti Laurio writes "A five-nation tax enforcement cartel has been quietly cracking down on suspected Internet tax cheats, using a sophisticated Web-crawling program to monitor transactions on auction sites and to track operators of online shops, poker, and porn sites. Austria, Denmark, Great Britain, and Canada have joined The Netherlands in pursuing the 'Xenon' program with the assistance of an Amsterdam-based data mining company. Wired News reports that the Web crawler uses so-called 'slow search' to avoid creating excessive traffic on a site or drawing attention in the sites' server logs." The article notes that the US IRS will neither confirm nor deny using similar technology.

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  1. I for one ... by mrvan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new octopedic taxiverous overlords

    1. Re:I for one ... by macadamia_harold · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one welcome our new octopedic taxiverous overlords

      What do you mean "new"?

  2. Re: the tax man cometh by Snarfangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess this is further evidence that there are two things one cannot escape - death and taxes.

    Yeah, but death only comes for you once.

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  3. Re:Interesting. by Fezmid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woah, I just saw a big spider walk by, read your post, make some marks in a notebook, and then walk away! Freaky!

  4. Re:details are sketchy by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1, Funny

    Need more details! They're crawling your post right now and will notify you of the details. ;-)
  5. Re: the tax man cometh by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but death only comes for you once.

    Well can you tell him that? I don't mind the company, per se, when spends some time sitting at the foot of my bed, but I could do without the anticipatory gleam in his eye. It's very disconcerting.

    I think he's hoping that a bit of insomnia might just push me over the edge.

    KFG

  6. Re:Interesting. by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not what I'm talking about. My point is that I'll declare what's required. I won't try to hide anything. He thinks he's getting away with something, and that it's ok because it's "just a little". So you're kind of off base here. And my second cousin-twice removed, who works at the DMV in Kansas City and has a neighbor whose mother-in-law works in the Pentagon says I'm NOT stupid!

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  7. Re:The funding for this program by Handover+Phist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but after taxes death is just a tired feeling...

  8. Re:Interesting. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Killing ten people is as bad as killing a million.

    What about cutting them off in traffic? Is that as bad as killing them? That's what this is.

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  9. Re:Interesting. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Is the IRS going to spend $300 on an auditor to collect $30 of taxes? Think about it.

    This is the government we're talking about...

  10. Re: the tax man cometh by KUHurdler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I avoid the whole taxing problem by simply not making any money...

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  11. IRS Regression by Hortense+Yaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds like it is, or would be, a step backward for the IRS. Computer programs are not as singleminded or unyielding as IRS agents.

  12. Re: the tax man cometh by ne0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess this is further evidence that there are two things one cannot escape - death and taxes.

    Yeah, but death only comes for you once.

     
    Not if your name is Rincewind :)
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