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Ancient Village Unearthed Near Stonehenge

cityhunter007 writes to point out coverage on CNN.com about an ancient village discovered two miles from Stonehenge that may have housed workers building the monument, or perhaps visitors after it was constructed. The village, at a site known as Durrington Walls, dates from about the time Stonehenge was built, 2600 BCE. The article says: "The researchers speculated that Durrington Walls was a place for the living and Stonehenge — where cremated remains have been found — was a cemetery and memorial... Stonehenge was oriented to face the midsummer sunrise and midwinter sunset, while the wooden circle at Durrington Walls faced the midwinter sunrise and midsummer sunset."

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  1. Okay, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    First one to mod up a mere Spinal Tap reference without a joke as "Funny" gets kneecapped...

    (and that includes this post)

  2. The Druids by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody knows who they were
    Or what they were doing...

    (But they did have the sense to make Stonehenge a bit taller than 18".)

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    1. Re:The Druids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stonehenge!
      Where the demons dwell
      Where the banshees live and they do live well
      Stonehenge!
      Where a man is a man
      and the children dance to the pipes of pan
      Stonehenge!
      Tis a magic place
      where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face
      Stonehenge!
      Where the virgins lie
      and the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky

      And you my love, won't you take my hand
      We'll go back in time to that mystic land
      Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
      I will take you there
      I will show you how

    2. Re:The Druids by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      But these are not the Druids you're looking for.

      (Yes I know, lame joke and not in context, but then, how often do you think you get the chance to post that joke on /.?)

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    3. Re:The Druids by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The junk mainly. I think they would probably prefer to be known as Wyirdoes but I destroy them too when I come across them.

  3. Previous henges by Ambitwistor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.

  4. 4607 years, and we still commute to work by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Funny

    2 miles of walking is about half an hour each way. So the Stonehenge workers spent a hour-a-day getting to and from work.

    Some things never change.

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    1. Re:4607 years, and we still commute to work by jomama717 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some things never change. This is exciting because the 2 mile stretch in between sites should be rife with ancient coffee shops.
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    2. Re:4607 years, and we still commute to work by wall0159 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...except that they walked in beautiful countryside, whereas we drive in noisy steel boxes and breathe pollution.. ahhh - progress!

  5. oldnews by destroygbiv · · Score: 3, Funny

    no pun intended (or is there?)

  6. Re:A place for the living? by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's pretty obvious isn't it? The wind knocked over one of the stones. One of the Druids came back and told a few of his mates over a beer. The word got around and people figured the sky was falling, so they ran for the hills.

    And with absolutely no evidence either way, that story is as good as any other.

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  7. Re:A place for the living? by Mongoose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pro'lly the bleed'n Romans, mate. BUGGER ALL!

  8. Re:Two miles by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yup, there's various periods of Stonehenge, including when they got by with wood markers. I hear that all the tourists asking why the place was called Stonehenge drove the druids to do the later versions.

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  9. Re:A place for the living? by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Silly question: where did everyone go?

    Brighton.

    KFG

  10. Re:A place for the living? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jesus, your post sounds like all the song titles from an Iron Maiden album.

  11. Re:A place for the living? by Bluesman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the problem just may have been that they were in danger of being trampled by a dwarf.

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  12. BY2K? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    BCE WTF?? At least Y2K is both culturally OK and well understood. I vote for BY2K.

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  13. Re:Sinister by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    The SPLA: Stonehenge Project Licensing Authority official gift shoppe.

    "My parents visited Stonehenge and all I got was this lousy cloak"

    KFG

  14. Re:BCE by drsquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    CE is offensive as it implies that people born in the last 2007 years are common.

  15. Biggest find by tbone1 · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... is Keith Richards' birth certificate.

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