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Become the Fifth Space Tourist

MattSparkes writes "There have been four space tourists so far. You could become the fifth — even if you aren't a dot-com millionaire. New Scientist is running a competition to send one person on a sub-orbital flight, 62 miles above the Earth. All you have to do is write 250 words on what the best ever patented invention is. Personally I think it has to be the Levitationarium." Of course if you win you'll probably have to pay the taxes.

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  1. Best Patent Ever by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would probably have to go to Edward L. Van Halen's patent awarded in 1987. You see, fig. 1 just can't be beat.

    Well, now I'm torn between that and the "The ornamental design for a unisex short with reversible condom, as shown.." After all, some of us are so busy with life that we don't have time to stop and take out a condom and put it on when we're about to have sex. For the promiscuous person on the go!

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    1. Re:Best Patent Ever by tverbeek · · Score: 1, Funny

      Patent leather, of course.

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  2. Sliced Bread by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 4, Funny

    There can be no question that sliced bread is the greatest invention of all time: it is the yardstick by which all inventions have since been measured.

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    1. Re:Sliced Bread by Trivial_Zeros · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd say the greatest invention is the yardstick. It's the best invention since sliced bread!

  3. 5th Tourist? No Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Too much responsibility.

    I want to be the 47th.

    -Linus

  4. Best patented invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The mother of all patented inventions is obviously that "5 years ahead" gesture one the iPhone.

  5. The greatest invention, in my opinion by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd have to say it is "One Click Shopping" patented by Amazon.com. Truly, the greatest invention since this one.

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  6. Fist Say: by Fist!+Of!+Death! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah ok - but what is there to do there?

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  7. oooh! by tuxette · · Score: 2, Funny

    I better make sure my Multi-Pass is up to date!

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