Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Release Date Announced
Croakyvoice writes "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, the seventh and final book
in the best-selling series, has been scheduled for release at 12:01 a.m. on July
21, 2007, Scholastic announced today." A deluxe edition for collectors and enthusiasts is also planned with a simultaneous release.
I'm sure the T-shirt printers are getting ready: "Harry Potter dies on page 573, I just saved you 15 hours and $29."
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"A deluxe edition for collectors and enthusiasts is also planned with a simultaneous release."
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Deluxe Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ultimate Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Home Premium Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Home Basic Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Business Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Enterprise Edition
Don't think it won't happen.
Page 608? I would think she'd wait until the last half of the book, at least.
All jokes aside it's impressive accomplishment to go from a single mother on the dole to the most successful author of all time and she's still relatively young. The big question really has to be what next?
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We already have a genre for "Magic Fiction."
Fantasy.
Oh that's just so wrong. I bet he'd go for Starbuck though. Actually, probably Boomer, seeing that he had a thing for Asians :)
How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
I've got the scoop the story:
"The school and Harry's friends are scandalized when he shows up to the prom naked on a horse."
Ooops...sorry, wrong story.
If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
"Deathly" is a perfectly good word. It means "like or resembling death." "Deadly," on the other hand, means "causing death."
Karma: Terrifying (mostly affected by atrocities you've committed)
Great. All we need is 363 more terrorist attacks and nobody will be able to do anything anymore for fear of not being sensitive enough.
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
omg you should do that while dressed up as wizards, having sex
Wow what an amazing and fortunate coincidence!
The problem with the Harry Potter books is that my wife cheats ...
To be fair, I'm not sure why that's Harry Potter's problem.
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