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Web Censorship Proposed For Norway

Aqwis writes "A Norwegian Web filtering system (link in Norwegian), comparable to the Great Firewall of China, has been proposed to the Norwegian legislature. It would, if enacted, block all Web sites and servers that contain hate material (racial hate, pro-Nazi sites, hate towards the government, etc.), most kinds of pornography (not only child pornography), foreign gambling sites, and sites that share copyrighted or other material that it is not legal to share (such as most BitTorrent sites and services such as LimeWire). Reactions have been mixed; however they are mostly negative."

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  1. Right by f_raze13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we block any obscene content, our people will become fine, upstanding citizens. And don't tell me to RTFA, because it's in Norwegian.

    1. Re:Right by Divebus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not try the U.S. method and call in an air strike on the source of the offensive material?

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  2. This will work as well... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny

    This will work as well as the chinese one...

  3. No, relli! by j_presper_eckert · · Score: 5, Funny

    So people won't be able to read my blog about how a moose bit my sister once?

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    1. Re:No, relli! by President_Camacho · · Score: 3, Funny

      So people won't be able to read my blog about how a moose bit my sister once?

      No, they'll be able to read that. The flickr photoset that goes along with it is another story. Møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  4. Re:Curb your impulses! by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uhh, what has President Fjord got to do with Norway?

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  5. I tried to RTFA... by Jarn_Firebrand · · Score: 3, Funny

    but it's in NORWEGIAN!

    1. Re:I tried to RTFA... by venicebeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's just been passed through the prototype Norwegian Internet Filter.
      Notice they've tried to cross out all the o's. Just wait till they hit the rest of the alphabet, none of these hate sites will be readable!

    2. Re:I tried to RTFA... by Tore+S+B · · Score: 4, Funny

      Øh my Gød! Yøu're absølutely right! Nøøøøøøøøøø!!!

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  6. Porn? They practically invented it by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Norway censor porn? You're kidding, right?

  7. Re:Curb your impulses! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big kringle. It's a series of fjords.

  8. Beautiful plumage! by President_Camacho · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we block any obscene content, our people will become fine, upstanding citizens. And don't tell me to RTFA, because it's in Norwegian.

    It's a well known fact that Norwegian blue content is easily blocked. As a matter of fact, the only reason it even shows up on the internet is because it's been nailed there.

    1. Re:Beautiful plumage! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a well known fact that Norwegian blue content is easily blocked.
      Owner: No no he's not censored, he's, he's timed out! Remarkable content, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful bits!
      Mr. Praline: The bits don't enter into it. It's stone censored.
      Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's timed out!
      Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's timed out, I'll contact the host! (shouting at the router) 'Ello, Mister Chrissy Content! I've got a lovely fresh hard drive for you if you show...
                (owner hits the modem)
      Owner: There, he refreshed!
      Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you reloading from the cache!
      Owner: I never!!
      Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
  9. Re:The Guard of Freedom by WED+Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will defend your right to be offended, as long as I can be offended by your offense, and I can say what I damn well feel, even I have to further defend you being offended by what I say...ad infinitum.

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  10. If porn is outlawed... by Sperbels · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...only outlaws will have porn.

  11. Re:The Guard of Freedom by QuickFox · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you'd RTNorwegianA, it says quite clearly that this is merely a suggestion by a panel at a cybercrime law enforcement agency, and has seemingly been universally panned by politicians, media, and the populace alike. What are you doing? How can you bring up facts here? How do you expect us to have a proper Slashdot discussion if you bring facts into the discussion?
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  12. Re:Stuff like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To sum up: We're not the worst!

  13. obligatory... by OiToTheWorld · · Score: 2, Funny

    THE INTERNET- so funny they banned it in Norway.

  14. Irony, thy name is Norway. by w3woody · · Score: 1, Funny

    Uh, isn't this from the same country which ruled Apple's DRM scheme as illegal? What happened to "information wants to be free?"

    Or is this just Norway sticking its middle finger up at a United States company, only to then stick it up again to the rest of the world?

  15. Re:At least I tried to RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't know a word of Norwegian ...

    Neither do I, but trying to translate languages you don't know sounds like a bit of fun ...

    blokkere nettsider med ulovlig innhold

    looks like to block netsites with 'unlovely' contents

    Now have we got any Finnish articles?

  16. Re:Womb to Tomb, baby! by trentblase · · Score: 3, Funny
  17. In Soviet Norway... by MathGod · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the interwebs censor you!