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Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net

PetManimal writes "If a pandemic were to occur, many companies and organizations would ask their staffs to work from home. The impact of millions of additional people using the Internet from home might require individuals and companies to voluntarily restrain themselves from surfing to high-bandwidth sites, such as YouTube. If people didn't comply, the government might step in and limit Net usage. The scenario is not far-fetched: last year at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland, a group of telecom and government officials conducted a pandemic exercise based on a hypothetical breakout of bird flu in central Europe. The results weren't pretty." From the latter article: "'We assumed total absentees of 30% to 60% trying to work from home, which would have overwhelmed the Internet,' said [one] participant. 'We did not assume that the backbone would be gone, but that the edge of the network... would be overwhelmed... The conclusion [of imminent collapse] was not absolute, and the situation was not digitally simulated, but the idea of everyone working from home appears untenable,' [he] said."

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  1. And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by pifactorial · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, I think we need a "speculation" tag...

    1. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by Instine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And has this reporter ever heard of WEEKENDS!?... Not Speculation - Just plain silly.

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    2. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by neaorin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or an "everybodypanic" tag.

    3. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by Karganeth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Haven't you heard of the the butterfly effect?

    4. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's worse than speculation. It's just a brazen attempt from the telcos to get people to invest in more telco infrastructure.

    5. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Aren't disaster contingency plans, by definition, speculative? And of course, if anything happens and they aren't prepared, it'll be the same people whining that they didn't consider the possibility in advance.

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    6. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thing is its not even honest. Very few people work job that could be carried over the net, whatmore those that do wouldn't be pulling large files. Most likely they assumed that everyone would be using some sorts of video conferencing software a large percentage of the time. This honestly is unlikely.

    7. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by noz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously, I think we need a "speculation" tag...
      And in other news a meteor struck the earth and people are having trouble using eBay from home...

      Troll me, but this article is not news. We need a bullshit or a snore tag.

      P.S. And probably an angry moderation option.
    8. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by sarathmenon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And worser, this is extreme shorthandedness of the telcos. They've been false marketing broad band connections for years. Where they have a 1mbps speed, the telcos consistently say that they provide 5mpbs (with the fineprints about bandwidth sharing, actual dedicated availability buried inside). All this is fine when the customer uses the connection for light speed surfing, and for 3 or 4 hours a day - the telcos can absorb the end user expectations without any degradation of performance.

      But at some point of time reality has to sink in. If people start using the connections in the ways they were promised, ISPs will feel the heat, and a sudden lack of bandwidth. All this FUD should be directed back at them, they should get to fix the problems caused by them. Asking for more funding is a lame excuse - they should not provide something which they don't have in the first place.

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    9. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      That the net is inherently able to route around problems is obviously ignored here.

      If that problem is a flood of unanticipated traffic then where it is it going to route to? And most routing works on a shortest path first basis. If that path is congested then the packets start to go into queues. They don't magically take another route (in most routing configurations).

      Anybody remember 9/11? I can't be the only one that found many services to be borderline useless that day. Our backbone wasn't even maxed out and I still issues using VPNs between our offices (which weren't maxed out either). IM, various websites (the news ones), IRC. They were all sluggish and non-responsive at times.

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    10. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If people start using the connections in the ways they were promised, ISPs will feel the heat, and a sudden lack of bandwidth

      I made this argument in a net neutrality thread and got ripped to pieces. I dared to suggest that ISPs shouldn't be selling unlimited bandwidth if they don't have the infrastructure to actually provide it. And that it's inherently unfair and deceptive to sell something as unlimited and then start kicking off the power users who violate the fine print. I wouldn't be the biggest fan of metered bandwidth since I use quite a bit -- but it's fair to ask why Grandma down the road who uses her DSL to read e-mail/play Bejeweled is paying the same price as I am when I leave bittorrent running 24/7/365.

      If you sell it as unlimited then no fine print and you damn well better be able to back it up. Otherwise meter it and use the income from the power users to improve the network. And net neutrality should apply -- it's none of my ISPs business if I use my bandwidth on porn, bittorrent, a VPN to the office or even a web server on my home DSL account. It is their business how much bandwidth I use.

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    11. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by msobkow · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you're underestimating the potential risk. A pandemic is far more likely than a major terrorist attack or any other such nonsense causing hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people to work from home. Businesses could not just shut down were there a pandemic worse than SARS.

      When SARS hit the GTA, there was a significant increase in remote access to corporate resources from telecommuters. But while this article focuses on the impact on the backbones of the internet and the potential need for data- and site-based traffic shaping, it neglects to consider the far greater risk of individual businesses which flat out do not have the connection capacity to have the majority of their employees working from home.

      Just because risks are low doesn't mean problems cannot happen, and a good business manager needs to allow for those risks. Consider something so simple as a RAID-5 disk array. Most techies consider them virtually fault-tolerant and bullet-proof, yet I personally know an admin who had a second drive fail while replacing a bad drive, losing the whole array.

      That site now uses RAID-6 (two parity stripes instead of one) so that they reduce the chances of losing any of their servers in such a fashion again. Yet even they know it's only a statistical game and that it is theoretically possible to have three drives fail at the same time. There are just limits as to how much you invest in hardware to avoid such problems before one starts looking at full off-site redundancy solutions that cost millions, not thousands of dollars.

      If you want a US-based real world example, take a look at what happened to industry on 9/11 and the subsequent week. I worked for a company that lost people, hardware, and services that had been operating out of the towers. The impact was not small, and if we hadn't had disaster recovery plans in place and tested ahead of time, the impact would have been much worse.

      You're free to stick your head in the sand and ignore risks, but some industries (such as banking) don't have that option.

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    12. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by petecarlson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although, to a point, I am also a little irritated at how shared bandwidth is marketed, you know damned well, without having to read the fine print, that you are buying shared bandwidth, if you are paying less then $100 per Mb/s per month. All this crap about ISPs selling best effort bandwidth drives me batty. If we all refused to sell shared bandwidth and made you pay for that 5/1, You would be paying $600 - $1000 per month for the connection and bitching up a storm about it. If we sold it to ten people and they each payed $60 - $100 per month, you would be bitching that it was oversold. One way or another, someone needs to pay for the connection. The market has come up with multiple ways to buy bandwidth. Chose what you are willing to pay for.

      Back to the topic.
      Disaster, Bird Flu or whatever, the first thing to go on my network is best effort bandwidth. If needed, I will throttle it back to ISDN speeds before I even think about touching an SLA account.

    13. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by jridley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not the target. The reason people would be working from home is that in the case of a highly infectious pandemic, one of the most effective methods of controlling spread is social isolation. Part of the proposed pandemic plans includes shutting down schools for up to 3 months, and isolating workers as much as possible. Part of the problem with this is that it disproportionately impacts lower income people who are both more in service jobs that can't be carried out remotely, and are less likely to have the equipment to even if they have jobs that could be done remotely.

      There were two towns in the US that experienced ZERO fatality or illness in the 1918 pandemic. They did it by closing down traffic in and out of their town for the duration. Physical isolation is a highly effective tool, but it can be devastating from an economic point of view.

      The other problem is that the US has developed a strong social stigma against staying home from work unless you're horribly ill. It only takes one infected bonehead to decide to "tough it out" and come to work, touch a doorknob with a snotty hand and start an outbreak in a whole population.

    14. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're entitled to your opinion, but the great-grandparent post is not entitled to denigrate those who take such risks seriously. What you determine to be a serious risk worth the investment of defending against depends on the damages of those risks.

      It's a straight-forward simple calculation of the probability of an issue multiplied by the direct and incidental costs of the issue occuring, vs. the cost of proposed protections against those risks.

      Shutting off access to high-bandwidth sites such as YouTube in the event of a major disaster is a very cheap risk-mitigation solution. Setting up fault-failover mirroring sites across the country is not. Provisioning enough capacity to allow the majority of employees to work from home is not cheap, either.

      Yet many companies have already made those high-dollar risk-mitigation investments, and continue to do so.

      You might want to give more thought as to the "why" of their decisions.

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    15. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      possibly we do need a speculation tag, but it wouldn't apply to this story. It sounds like you could do with a bit of background reading. Might I suggest starting with a google for "cytokine storm". (You might also want to check out the special reports in the 'New England Journal of Medicine' and 'Nature' from 2005 - again, google is your friend.) A mutation in the influenza virus causing a worldwide human pandemic is inevitable; it's only the timing which is unknown. It could happen next week, or it might not happen for decades. (I guess the closest analogy OTTOMH would be Californian earthquakes. You may not have had a big one since 1906, but do you want to live in the valley in a non-code house?)

      When it does come, it will spread much more quickly than 1918-19 (or even the mini-pandemics of the 50s and 60s) due to the enormous growth in international jet travel. Factor in worldwide mass communications, which also weren't really in place in the 50s/60s (stuff the Internet, if my parents ever wanted to make an international call they had to book it in advance with the operator...) So the thing will be everywhere within a few days, and everyone will know roughly what it is. Even with "low" infection rates of 20% and a "low" mortality rate of, say, 40% (both are conservative) a lot of people are going to witness deaths in their social circle - friends, family, colleagues at work, etc. I have a couple of friends who are involved in UK civil defence and the military, and the official contingency plans are, roughly, to cordon off all large cities and shoot anyone trying to escape. Ditto for looters and other threats to law and order. Believe me, when it kicks off, it is going to get very, very messy. The third world will be a much better place to be, because the economic and social infrastructure doesn't have as far to fall, and because people are used to getting by without much in the way of official help. For us decadent westerners it's going to be horrible.

      For true FUD-mongering on this topic, consider what happens to all those nuclear, chemical and biological weapons slowly rusting in bunkers. Not to mention all the wacky millennialist "last days" nutters, and plain ol' large industrial complexes such as oil refineries, chemical factories and the like which have plenty of scope for damage if the people monitoring, controlling and protecting them simply don't turn up for work after a week or two.

      One possible ray of hope is that Cory Doctorow's "When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth" may actually come to pass. Actually, hang on a sec., did I say "hope"? A world populated entirely by fat blokes in curry-stained T shirts with no social skills? ** ph33r!! **

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    16. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by twiddlingbits · · Score: 3, Informative

      The major routers on the Internet are setup to provide many alternative paths based on congestion or other sorts of delays. Yes, they always try shortest path first. But, they don't just try one route and say "I give up, lets queue these packets". Some in fact have very clever algorithms to meet QoS standards via many different alternative routes. Some corporate networks do as well. You also can assume that while most of Europe is relaxing at night (lower-bandwidth) most of North & South America is working, and when the Americas are off-work Asia-Pac is in prime work hours. So there will only be a few times when everyone who is a heavy hitter is online together. Also high bandwidth sites can implement throttling where they don't feed as many users or they feed less packets to users to help bandwidth usage. I'd worry a lot more about the external interfaces to corporate networks choking before I would worry about the entire Internet. Plus the telcos have massive amounts of dark fiber they can turn on within a very few days (left over from the dot bomb build it and they will come days). Worse case the congestion lasts a few weeks, but it won't bring the world to a halt. This article is not well thought out, in fact it may have even been funded by bandwidth providers. Mod post down.

    17. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by sulfur_lad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Instead of surfing the net from work, everyone will be surfing the net from home. All the "Net traffic has been shifting to the suburbs" talk is just stating obvious: have you had a look at flickr or youtube or *puke* myspace lately? Plus, anyone on here who claims they've never used bittorrent is lyin' like a politician. All that crap (and other streaming media) gets blocked at work by a lot of companies, so if folks vpn in from home to work, it'll stay blocked.

      Speculation tag indeed; I hate journalism when you don't have a story.

    18. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Funny

      one of the most effective methods of controlling spread is social isolation

      At least the Slashdot community will be safe.

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    19. Re:And a butterfly could cause a hurricane by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you know damned well, without having to read the fine print, that you are buying shared bandwidth, if you are paying less then $100 per Mb/s per month

      I know that and you know that and he knows that; we all know that. Aren't we clever?

      My parents don't know that, and they're sold exactly the same package in exactly the same way. My non-techy friends don't know either, and nor do their friends, and so on.

      Just because we know that doesn't mean it's ok; we're in the business, or nearly so. Most people aren't, and can't be expected to know unless you tell them.

  2. FIrst post by killa62 · · Score: 5, Funny

    no wonder i got it, everyone else's net is choked

  3. Bah! by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I thought it was a serious exercise, but perusing the second article:

    ...war game, held in January in Davos, Switzerland, by the World Economic Forum and management consulting firm Booz Allen Hamilton Inc.
    [emp mine] Double bah!

    A bunch of telco management consultants, playing a "war game" (yeesh) to drum up business (Oh wow, lets recommend investments in Telco infrastructure!)

    In fact, the second page of the second article even states the obvious:

    "You can see the Internet as a self-regulating supply-and-demand mechanism," Froutan said. "The more people use it, the slower it gets, so the less people use it. If 10,000 people go to a site that normally supports 100 users, 9,000 will give up, while the other thousand will get very slow connectivity but will keep going until they get the job done."
    Better to bury it on the second page hey? Might spoil the sensationalist headlines a little.

    What the hell is this doing in slashdot's science section?
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    1. Re:Bah! by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "War Games" can be very serious exercises indeed - e.g. the US carried out a number of War Games in 1999 called Desert Crossing to simulate the invasion of Iraq.

      Note also that the current US Director of National Intelligence, John McConnell, was previously Senior Vice President with Booz Allen Hamilton. They aren't just telco management consultants, they're government management consultants (this doesn't mean they're not bozos, but it does mean that if they are bozos, they're very dangerous bozos)

    2. Re:Bah! by guruevi · · Score: 2

      Look up ABLE ARCHER 83, a little more serious and we would all be dead now (or mutated).

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  4. Absolute nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ISPs are already well able to throttle usage so as to manage demand in excess of capacity. In the listed scenario all that would be needed would be management to limit the use of p2p, usenet and certain kinds of streaming and the problem.

    The real problem in such a scenario is that most workers would simply not be able to work from home - they and their employers wont be ready or equiped to do so.

    1. Re:Absolute nonsense by diablomonic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I dont really get it anyway. are they assuming everyone will be constantly in teleconference mode with everyone else at their work or something? what exactly about working from home is going to be so much of a bandwidth hog? couple of emails, an instant messenger connection, few documents passed back and forth? is this even going to be noticeable against the normal "background" bittorrent noise?

      I see this as one (or both) of two things:

      1) as suggested, a blatant attempt to get investment in their own industry

      2) an attempt to get more internet control for the government from (according to a previous post) a government affiliated company. IE if they get some law passed that lets them throttle users in "times of emergency" and then declare a constant state of emergency, they get control over something they should not have control over (what users use their own bought and paid for bandwidth for). Kind of like america has extreme laws only meant for very extreme one off cases in times of war, and this war should not have been declared except by congress, but after these laws where made, they just slowly turned america into a constant state of "pseudo war" without actually declaring a proper war (therefore getting round the congress thing) and get to constantly abuse these laws (that shouldn't exist in the first place imho but thats another issue).

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    2. Re:Absolute nonsense by diablomonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IF, and this is a big if in my opinion, there was a bandwidth problem from this, the solution is very simple: stop fricken overselling bandwidth so much. if 100 people are on "unlimited" accounts when there is really only bandwidth for 5 then your problem is not people using the bandwidth they paid for, its you (isp's) being lying tight asses

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  5. Only affects windows users by MSRedfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thankfully Linux is immune to Bird viruses.

    1. Re:Only affects windows users by statemachine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh crap! Maybe not!

    2. Re:Only affects windows users by kiltyj · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tux, however...

    3. Re:Only affects windows users by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bird viruses? Linux is a frickin' PENGUIN!

  6. 9/11 caused net stoppage by fruey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember you couldn't get anywhere on news sites during the 9/11 attacks on the WTC; even Google was horrendously slow. Non news sites all started relaying the news so that people could get hold of information.

    Working from home in times past relied on dialling direct to a modem pool at the office. The telephone network could probably handle a fair amount of teleworking like that, particularly if the old school model of connecting, uploading and downloading email & files, and then disconnecting was adopted.

    If there were a pandemic, I doubt that people would necessarily be surfing YouTube. It'd be no loss to me to not have that kind of site available anyway :-).

    Sounds a lot like scaremongering to me. In the event of a pandemic, net habits would change beyond recognition, so mentioning high bandwidth leisuretime sites seems a bit strange. It's not out of the question that certain services could be restricted though... but you can't analyse current surfing habits and apply them to bandwidth use when teleworking. If I'm working from home I'm not on YouTube, and use very little bandwidth.

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    1. Re:9/11 caused net stoppage by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I remember you couldn't get anywhere on news sites during the 9/11 attacks on the WTC; even Google was horrendously slow. Non news sites all started relaying the news so that people could get hold of information.

      This sort of experience could have a lot to do with where you are in the world, and your ISP.

      I was in at my place of work in Toronto on 9/11, and remember rather vividly how hard it was to get to CNN's website. The CBC's website was fairly slow as well (we have to recall, not only were there attacks on the WTC, the Pentagon, and the plane that crashed, but thousands of inbound US flights were redirected to Canada, and people world-wide were trying to track down loved-ones who had flights re-routed here). Being the smart sort of guy I am, I was one of the few in the office to be able to get reliable, up-to-date information, because I reasoned that the BBC's website probably wouldn't be heavily flooded with North American traffic, and that it would be the middle of the night on that side of the pond. Sure, enough, I was correct -- while it was difficult to get to many news websites inside North America, several very respectable European sites were no problem to bring up in those very early hours after the first jet hit the WTC. It wasn't traffic on the Internet that was a problem -- it was specific websites being very heavily congested. There was still a lot of bandwidth available to go around -- just not for specific popular North American news websites (many of which have hopefully learned a lesson from that day, and have done some upgrading of their services to better handle traffic during serious emergencies).

      Yaz.

    2. Re:9/11 caused net stoppage by David+Off · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > If there were a pandemic, I doubt that people would necessarily be surfing YouTube.

      course you would, it would be the only way to get non-censored information, you know, cell phone footage of food riots or nuclear plants melting down due to lack of workers, people dying in their beds, zombies at the shopping mall, that kind of thing, the next pandemic will be live on YouTube.

    3. Re:9/11 caused net stoppage by foobsr · · Score: 2, Informative

      people dying in their beds

      Worse, if like the Spanish flu they will probably be dying in the street - as a friend who has learned it from his father who was an eye-witness told me - and is also mentioned here, quote: "Victims were dying in the street, in stores, in offices, in military barracks, turning blue and struggling for air as they suffocated in bloody froth.".

      Reason enough for people to use youtube just for the sensation.

      CC.

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    4. Re:9/11 caused net stoppage by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 5, Informative

      I reasoned that the BBC's website probably wouldn't be heavily flooded with North American traffic, and that it would be the middle of the night on that side of the pond.
      The 9/11 attacks happened in the morning (local time), which is early afternoon in the UK.
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    5. Re:9/11 caused net stoppage by Eivind · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I remember it too. The Internet held up remarkably well. And did indeed route-around damage, in the sense that when channels failed, they where made up for by literally thousands and thousands of mirrors and alternative routes.

      • Thousands of people spontaneously decided to mirror important sites that experienced problems.
      • IRC-channels got hooked up to major news-sources (even those normally only for subscribers)
      • Email surged trough the tubes (Hah!), for a few hours the majority of email in the world was *NOT* spam.
      • Hell, even MUDs and MMORPGs spontaneously converted into information-exchange centres.

      Internet was severly strained in some areas of the USA. So people routed around it. I personally helped getting 3 people living in NY get a decent net-connection, by *modem* to a Norwegian modem-pool. Yes, sure it was 28.8. Yes sure it cost $0.10/minute. There's some situations where youre honestly *happy* to pay $6/hour for surfing the net at modem-speed. (I know, in some areas phone-service was also spotty)

      It was impressive. I think, on that day I realized the net had grown up. When disasters strike, and people go turn on their laptops, you realize this thing ain't just a toy anymore.

    6. Re:9/11 caused net stoppage by locofungus · · Score: 3, Informative

      WTC stuff: because I reasoned that the BBC's website probably wouldn't be heavily flooded with North American traffic, and that it would be the middle of the night on that side of the pond.

      We're five hours ahead of you, not behind you. It was early afternoon here when the first plane hit.

      Tim.

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  7. computer viruses by siddesu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    are by far a larger and more present danger than a flood caused
    by a human epidemic. just remember the mssql virus from a few
    years ago ... it chocked a few networks.

    come on, with all the downloads and botnets running from a home PC,
    will ANYONE AT ALL notice the few extra clicks from the humans?

  8. Restraint? by pashdown · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What makes these people think that workers don't waste time on YouTube when they're at work?

    1. Re:Restraint? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >What makes these people think that workers don't waste time on YouTube when they're at work?

      The fact that it's blocked by the firewall?

  9. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe because of likely recommended or enforced government quarantines or other advice for people to avoid unnecessary contact with each other in an attempt to try to stop or slow the spread of the disease, which will be airborne and spread at places where people congregate?

    Just a guess.

  10. Re:Why by timmarhy · · Score: 5, Informative

    because most epidemics are spread via work places and public area's.

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  11. alright then by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net

    None of those birds have a deadly flu. They're just pining for the fjords.

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  12. Oh Noes! by DevelopersDevelopers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, this could really be a pandemic for all those of us currently connected to the internet only by IP over Avian Carriers.

  13. Re:Why by TempeTerra · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not sure what you mean by that. Working from home is perfectly sensible in case of an epidemic, although I'd be inclined to ditch work altogether ;) . One of the first things to do is close all the schools so kids don't share their germs around. Non-essential businesses are the next to go.

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  14. What's more likely... by tom+taylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely very few companies are actually set up to enable any large % of their workforce to work from home? You're far more likely to be told to go home and wait.

  15. I really can't believe I'm reading this... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the H5N1 strain of avian flu was to jump species and become highly contagious in humans to the point where a pandemic was reached, then internet traffic will be the least of our worries.

    I think we'd collectively be more concerned with, you know, people dropping like flies in huge numbers than we would about telecommuting or browsing YouTube, or at least I like to think that we would.

    Seriously, the health and safety of my loved ones and society as a whole would be paramount in my mind, and everything else would be a distant second. This story reminds me of those Starbucks managers selling water to injured and shocked people and the idiots quoting SLAs while the World Trade Center's twin towers were falling.

    What next? People posting articles about how a human H5N1 pandemic would mean more server queues for WOW players as the servers would be swamped by people skipping work for the safety of home and looking to get a few more quests done while they were off?

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    1. Re:I really can't believe I'm reading this... by jonoton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Believe it.....

      The institute I work for will be sequestered by the government in the event of a pandemic.

      We've ring fenced large quantities of diskspace, and other resources to cope with the demands that are likely to be put on us in this event. However the one resource that's going to be vital we have no control over - the ability for our staff to work from home. The last few months I've been asked repeatedly if our remote access solutions will cope with 90% of the staff working from home, the answer has been 'if the internet copes'.

      It doesn't take much contention on a DSL circuit to make video conferencing or IP telephony unusable, theses are the sorts of collaboration tool that will be required in this event.

      It's only sensible for people to be planning for this scenario, it's something that can only be controlled by the telcos, and they won't do anything unless it is mandated by government.

    2. Re:I really can't believe I'm reading this... by edgr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we'd collectively be more concerned with, you know, people dropping like flies in huge numbers than we would about telecommuting or browsing YouTube, or at least I like to think that we would.
      Seriously, the health and safety of my loved ones and society as a whole would be paramount in my mind, and everything else would be a distant second.
      And what are you personally going to do about people dying in huge numbers? Run down the street and madly try CPR on them? What would significantly reduce the death toll would be having people relatively quarantined, and maintaining the supply chain of essential goods.

      How could these two goals be achieved concurrently? By having as many workers as possible working from their own home. Which means telecommuting. Now, if the entire population is keeping inside their homes, they will seek something to occupy themselves. Part of this will be checking on their families, friends etc.. Which will likely be done either over the phone or internet. Part of this will be entertainment to assuage the boredom. Part of this will come from the internet. When people are on the internet looking for entertainment, where do they go? Often, to YouTube. Hence massively increased traffic to sites like YouTube, although I think these sites will crash long before the internet as a whole does.
    3. Re:I really can't believe I'm reading this... by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do understand, right, that such a pandemic would last for many weeks at least, and probably many months? It's great that you have the savings (in cash, at hand) and the supplies to not have to worry about interacting with the outside world for months on end ... but most people would still be seriously hoping to preserve their career and make sure that the company or organization they work for is still intact and able to cut them a paycheck when the dust settles.

      This sort of thing isn't like a hurricane or a 9/11. Just read up on the 1918 pandemic. "Heading for the hills" sounds great... which hills are you going to head to? What food, potable water, and shelter will you and a few tens of millions of other people (who will be bringing the virus with them) be using once you get there? If it gets into human-to-human pandemic mode, you're right that YouTube won't mean much of anything (especially because Google will probably just shut the damn thing down) - but I think that the normal keeping-the-family-alive stuff is also going to be a lot more challenging than most people are prepared to even consider. Of course, any preparation that includes stopping people from congregating in public or that regulates where and how you line up for food will just be seen by the shrill idiots as more of Teh Evil Fashionists taking power. No-win. Can't prepare most people, and can't save 'em, either. Oh well.

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  16. Not if by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if all the spammers die first.

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  17. Riiight. by MythMoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    "the situation was not digitally simulated" = "we guessed"

    And at that I think I'm being generous about their motives.

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  18. Based on what usage? by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait, so they are assuming that people won't actually work from home and instead watch YouTube all day long? How exactly would it be different than 6pm when everyone really watch YouTube and download Bittorrent virtually all at once? Why does working from home suddenly equal unsustainable 'net where other peak usage times work out just fine?

    If we assume that they will, for the most part, actually be, WORKING at home, how much bandwidth do people need? Copy a couple Word documents over the VPN? POP their email ever 2 minutes? These things are are NOTHING compared to things like Bittorrent during peak hours.

    Worst case scenero is that ISPs are forced to throttle certain types of traffic that is labeled superfluous so as to provide accceptable service for other things. I know it isn't an ideal situation, but geez, the 'net'll survive! What is this talk about governments stepping in?

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  19. Oh well by Cochonou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a pandemic flu were really to occur, I think we would have to worry about other things than the net slowing down.

  20. Re:Why by Bronster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed, you probably picked up apostrophiti's there.

  21. There's a bird flu pandemic... by L4m3rthanyou · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...And we're worried about the state of the Internet. Welcome to Slashdot.

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  22. Re:Why by Redlazer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A certain amount of caution is certainly warranted - but you make it sound like we should all stay inside, for fear of catching something. "Obsessive Compulsive" is probably a roughly accurate word.


    If the world shuts down because of a pandemic, there will be problems because of upkeep negligence. Obviously, non-essential business and basic cleanliness applies (which, really, is how 90% of sicknesses are prevented. And i theorize that the reason so much crap keeps coming from the east is their general lack of cleanliness - spitting in streets, etc. But, im sure ill catch heat for that.).

    As always, this falls under "Don't Be An Idiot, And You'll Be Fine."

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  23. Ironic... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow... How's that for ironic?

    A chicken is going to choke the internet...

    Must... not... make... "In Soviet Russia..." joke...

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  24. Sort of ironic by pgfuller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait a minute - the network designed to be distributed in order to survive a massive nuclear attack couldn't survive a pandemic flu virus - because it is distributed?

    Of course the whole thing is a fantasy in the minds of telco executives. There would be much more important things to worry about such as the direct deaths, illness and 'secondary' effects like the failure of electricity generation, water supplies, food distribution, trade etc. In fact you could pretty much see the failure of human civilisation as we know it today.

    See, anybody can dream up a doomsday scenario and not being able to 'work' from home is the least of it.

  25. +23 Staff of Paranoia by dangitman · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a pandemic were to occur, many companies and organizations would ask their staffs to work from home.

    "Staff" is already plural. Why would they ask their "staffs" to work from home, unless they were wizards who employed an especially large number of magical sticks?

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  26. Re:Why by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bird flu is the new Y2K. 275 cases of it out of 8 billion people does not a pandemic make. You're far more likely to be struck and killed by frozen turds dropped from a Boeing 747 than contract bird flu.

  27. Re:Why by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The mortality-rate is probably a lot lower in reality -- it's a given there'll be an unknown amount of people who get infected with bird-flu, yet never turn seriously ill, so they never enter the statistics at all.

    We don't know how many this is. Could be half the people who get bird-flu gets seriously ill (and 60% of those die), but it could also be that 5% of the people infected with bird-flu gets seriously ill (and 60% of *those* 5%, or 3% of the total infected die)

  28. To all those who think this is fud. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just consider stuff like hosepipe-bans, rolling black-outs and travelleing advisories.

    Is internet access/trafic just another resource with an ultimately finite supply that may at times to be to limited so its distribution would have to be regulated?

    We know this is true for other resources. In areas with droughts and insufficient reserves the goverment will regulate what you can and cannot do with the available water. Sure, sometimes the lack of water is because off extremely poor management often by that same goverment BUT that doesn't change the fact that when the reservoirs are low and there is no sign of rain the goverment first ASKS people not to waste water and finally orders them too.

    You would have to be a liberal to an extremely silly degree to object to that.

    Same with say electricity. Thanks to the believe that private companies run things better we in holland now get problems as well as private companies don't invest enough to cope with extreme situations and foila, nature always throws up extreme situations, often with a general helping of unfortunate coincedences. Who would have thought that in a hot summer, the temperature would be hot, water supplies would be reduced and demand for electricity would go up.

    The goverment then first asks people to reduce their electricity consumption and finally just plain orders the consumption to stop, although over here by shutting down industrial users. In the US rolling blackouts seem to be favored.

    Bad weather? Well, over he we get advice not to travel because of 5 centimeter snowfall. But that is because nothing ever happens here and we need an excuse to have a nice crisis now and then. "And NOW we go LIVE to our reporter on the street, what is happening Dave?" "Well Alan I can honestly report that right now, LIVE from an average street in Holland, absolutly NOTHING is happening BUT it might and I will here to report it, the MOMENT it happens, LIVE!"

    So why is it so silly to presume that internet access through a combination of mismanagement and high demand could also find itself either having to deal with the results of extreme use (blackouts) or restrictions.

    In fact, we have already seen this. Ever been in an office were the main pipe has gone down and now 1000 people are on a ISDN link? You bet your ass there is going to be some restrictions on the kind of sites visited.

    For that matter have you seen the effects on the net during high profile events like the various terrorist attacks of the last decade? I do know that during the london bombings the dutch 3G (mobile phone) network had troubles dealing with all the demands for live video. So did newswebsites.

    BUT is FLU likely to do this?

    Ah, well that is the question. You see, the during the 9/11 attack at least the world I was in grinded to a halt. I worked at an ISP at the time (we hosted several of the newswebsites that saw their demand soar) and we didn't get any regular work done that day. We watched the news. So while one demand on the network increased it also lowered and in any case was of to short a duration.

    But now imagine a prolonged sudden increase in the demand on traffic. Could it be delivered or would you find that working from home has become impossible. Well, I have my doubts but then, so did those people who thought our various other infra structures would be able to deal with extreme situations.

    Is working from home really such a gigantic demand on the work? Especially if you consider that a person like me would for instance first shutdown his constantly running P2P program if the network was to slow. I already do so now.

    I suppose it also greatly depends on the type of work. Say a creator like a programmer/writer could just literally work at home and only need the net to send his finished work to the office and get new instructions. A bit of code up and loads of gibberish emails down. More important, no immidiate demand. So an email takes an hour to get through. *sorry email junkies, t

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  29. Question by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I can work from home during an HN51 epidemic, why can't I work from home today?

    Anyone?

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  30. Re:Why by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... yet. The reason there's been 'only' 275 cases so far is that humans are catching it direct from birds. If (some say it's when) it mutates to the extent that human to human transmission occurs, it's an entirely different matter.

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  31. No birds in my office! by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boy, am I glad we don't keep birds in my office!

  32. Hype as hype can by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, in a bird flu pandemic, my LAST concern, right after whether I have enough hairspray, is whether I can work from home! What does a country come to if its first concern is not whether its citicens survive but whether they can work 'til they croak?

    Second, what bird flu? Who has been affected? People who have very close contact with infected birds. People living and working with them, having contact with the blood and droppings from infected birds. There has been no single confirmed transfer from human to human, and the only infections affected people who have almost intimate contact with those birds.

    The biggest threat we're actually facing is the hype around it. Sure, a few pharmacy corps are making big bucks out of it 'cause every government on this planet is trying to rake together as much antidote as possible, generally, though, the biggest problem we could face is people going bonkers over the alleged 'danger' of the bird flu. I don't plan to kiss my parrot good night and I don't spend my weekends with the girls in the hen den, so I guess I should be fairly safe.

    And so is about 99% of the population. Unless we let that hype catch up.

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  33. Re:Why by FirienFirien · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Same could have been said of BSE/CJD. It was mostly local to , but caused to a few humans. Because it was heavily restricted, culled, burned out of existence, it didn't spread very far.

    That didn't stop it from being a fearful thing, to be avoided like the plague; just because you're more likely to die one way than another doesn't make that other condescendingly snubbable as a probability to be ignored. Death is death. Avoiding it is goooood.

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  34. What's the difference?? by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I, like I imagine most people on here (and anyone who has the ability to "work from home"), am connected to the Internet all day at work as well.

    Why would people using the web at home cause it to go down faster than people using it at work?

    If anything, some people's crappy ISPs that over-allocate their bandwidth would be clogged - not "the Internet", whatever that is supposed to mean.

    The main pipes would not be seeing much more traffic than usual. Sure, people's VPN would use a bit more, but do you really think most VPN traffic uses more bandwidth than bittorrent/WOW/etc, all of which would have to be turned off since the traffic would be booted off of their VPN?

  35. Re:Why by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bird flu is the new Y2K

    Ah, here we go. Look, what do you suppose would have happened to the economy if no one had done any Y2K remediation? I was very busy in advance of that roll-over, and a good number of the clients I worked with would have been out of business without substantial system upgrades. Not just BIOS patches, but extensive code reviews and fixes to giant, sprawling, interdependent systems. For companies that operate (as so many do) on a just-in-time basis for goods and materials, even a week's downtime could mean bankruptcy. Multiply that times thousands of businesses, and you've got a major hit. Some of those are companies that supply medical materials, or deal with food processing, or deal with fuel. You surely aren't one of those people who thought it all could have been simply left well enough alone, are you? I directly experienced work that, left undone, would have resulted in financial ruin for organizations employing thousands of people and delivering important products and services to millions of people.

    275 cases of it out of 8 billion people does not a pandemic make

    And right up until the flu pandemic of 1918 killed millions of people, it wasn't a pandemic either. Do you approach everything in life with a "we'll deal with it after it happens" strategy? Sometimes that's not as effective. Like, when you can't pay your employees after 1/1/2000, or you're dead from a highly contagious virus and whatnot.

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  36. Re:Why by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well in that case, we shouldn't invest in more teleco infrastructure or worry about government regulation, we should just quit going to work.
    That's a %50 reduction in the probability of an epidemic right there.

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  37. Minor Detail by Gerocrack · · Score: 3, Funny

    What they forgot to mention is that for 30% to 60% of central europeans, working from home means having sex on a webcam.

  38. Shinning example of a misinformed person. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is part of the problem, people thinking they know what they are talking about, but that know squat about the topic.

    1.-A responsible government does multitasking. It will have to worry about the citizens' health, but also about the economy keep moving. The amount of people dying would not justify a complete shutdown of all productive activities.

    2.- Bird flu is dangerous because it has proben to infect humans, generally with high index of mortality. This by itself is not a problem. The problem is that virus mutate (don't believe idiotic creationists and the like), and eventually one will find a mutation that will allow infection from human to human. I hope you have not forgotten that this virus is highly lethal.

    3.- Your cavalier attitude parades your ignorance. You will not need your parrot to get infected, any person infected could infect you in case a pandemic takes place.

    4.- If you think all is hype you clearly need to broaden your education, it is sorely lacking.

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  39. Re: on selling "unlimited" bandwidth by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The most popular compromise was selling plans that don't monitor your personal usage at all, but come with the "catch" that the network may get congested and slow down without warning.

    That catch doesn't bother me as much as the providers that have fine print that says they can basically terminate you for doing anything they don't like.

    If you buy into the concept of network neutrality (disclaimer: I do) then it follows that it's really none of your ISPs business what kind of traffic you are using it. Be it bittorrent, VoIP, http, ssh, irc, etc, etc. It may be their business how much bandwidth you use (because that impacts them) but not the manner in which you use that bandwidth.

    IMHO, anyway.

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  40. Re:Why by ucblockhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, the poster is exactly right. The bird flu is the new Y2K. That is, lots of people who know what they are doing are working hard at mitigating the risks while the press jabbers on blindly with scare stores.

    The thing that people don't seem to realize about "bird flu" is that its really just one part of a larger issue. No one really knows if it will make the jump to human-to-human transmission. The people who know what the hell they are doing are doing their best to reduce that chance. (By preventing bird-to-human infections.) But the larger issue is that an entirely different disease that is currently neither known nor tracked could do the same thing. The chance of some other unknown disease becoming a pandemic is probably more likely than that of "bird flu" becoming a pandemic.

    If "bird flu" never comes to anything, it may well be precisely because a lot of doctors and biologists worked very hard to prevent it. And if "bird flu" never comes to anything, the press will probably ignorantly blather on about how maybe the original fears were overblown just like today they are blathering on with panic and scare stories. Just like Y2K.

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  41. Re:Why by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, the poster is exactly right. The bird flu is the new Y2K. That is, lots of people who know what they are doing are working hard at mitigating the risks while the press jabbers on blindly with scare stores.

    If you're right, then the poster was right by accident, or in the wrong way. I read his comment to mean that a flu pandemic risk isn't any worse than the "fake" Y2K risk. Check his tone, and you'll see what I mean. He didn't see any airplanes fall out of the sky on 1/1/00, so he's making it sound like there was no big deal after all. Which is complete BS.

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