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SCO Vs. Groklaw
Conrad Mazian points us to an article in Forbes reporting that the SCO Group is trying to subpoena Pamela Jones of Groklaw. Except they can't find her. A few days ago PJ posted a note on Groklaw saying that she is taking some time away from the blog for health reasons; she didn't mention any SCO deposition. SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist and that Groklaw is penned by a team of IBM lawyers.
Remember that fictional movie critic Sony created awhile back? Maybe Pamela eloped with him? :-)
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Trust SCO to accuse someone of being a bunch of acrobatic midgets lawyers in a trench coat.
That there are no real females on the internet. I think SCO may have something here.
Seems quite clear to me she's not associated with IBM... I guess SCO doesn't know about Wikipedia.
I, however, am a figment of my own imagination.
All is paradox. Retired lawyer, so this is just one more layman's opinion.
...was convincing SCO she didn't exist.
Seriously waiting for Darl McBride to drop his coffee mug and see the name of IBM's lead attorney printed on the bottom.
REM Old programmers don't die. They just GOSUB without RETURN.
IBM wrote that wiki page. And the book in question does not exist. Don't bother posting an amazon link. They're in on it too.
In other news, Darl McBride was overheard saying, "I don't believe that CowboyNeal actually exists. I believe that Slashdot is actually written by a bunch of SCO haters."
I envision the iced Coronas, discarded laptop, and legalese drawn lazily in the sand by a toe.
Enjoy your rest!
until ( $win ) { &cheat }
I am looking forward to watching PJ saunter down towards the stand in her red dress, as the crowd throws rose pedals.
Interesting assertion, but it's ridiculous to suggest that any IBM lawyer did any such thing. I mean, there's absolutely no evidence that....
Oh, wait, this is SCO we're talking about.
-- Alastair
> And there's no rule that says you need to be honest on the Internet.
And it's a good thing too..otherwise we wouldn't have anyone left writing article summaries for Slashdot.
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Pamela Jones is really Keyser Söze!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_S%C3%B6ze -Taylor
P.S.-How do i make the text the link i want on here?
Worldwide Military budgets: $2100 billion. Worldwide Space Exploration budgets: $38 billion. Really, world? Really?
"I mean, since the info is true, does it legally have any bearing if PJ is one of IBM's lawyers, a real person, or the Easter Bunny?"
There certainly are legal consequences if PJ is infact the Easter Bunny. Massive consueqences indeed!
For at the moment Easter Bunnies do not in fact have any legal rights in the USA or any other country. Many laws would need to be changed and the source of his/her easter eggs found and appropriately taxed!
I'm still waiting for *anyone* to say that they know her personally. As it stands, she exits only by her work.
It would also mean that PJ (along with Santa Claus) wrote the Linux Kernel.
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
And if I order the book, receive it, and read it, then what is your fallback position?
Lemme guess, someone ghost wrote the book for IBM.
And if I met her, shook her hand? Then I guess I dont##$*)#*)(#(*#(CARRIER LOST
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Ah, but who can confirm your existance? :-)
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IANAL, but I can vouch for the fact that she definitely exists.
Posting anonymously for obvious reasons.
Quirk: She ardently enforces a policy of no cursing
As she is not a lefty blogger, that is not a quirk. In fact, it's a quite common trait out in the real world.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
But wait! It gets worse!
The Easter bunny isn't a US Citizen.... In fact the Easter bunny is probably stateless... This means that if an easter egg causes problems with a US Military Computer, then the Easter Bunny could end up accused of being an illegal combatant. Can you imagine what that would do to the guys that have been in Guantanimo Bay since the start of the Afghanistan war? These guys are probably already worried about their sanity. If they see a CIA agent questioning a giant bunny with a magical basket on it's arm they're gonna be certain that they've completely lost their grip on reality.
The result could be a mass epidemic of psychotic episodes within the prison.
And, of course, he'll never tell them where Osama Bin Ladin is:
Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
SCO, with a bogus lawsuit, has subpoenaed what they claim is a bogus witness, for what?
Hahahahaha! ROTFLMAO!
...no oxygen.
I mean, the guy was worse the the Iraqi information minister, now he's off the map. Last I heard I was looking for a lost breifcase with millions of lines of infringing code.
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Given that "Pamela Jones" is an anagram of "Me Jalapenos", I can only assume that this is indeed an elaborate hoax.
A writer that does not exist writing about a lawsuit that has no basis.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Interesting, from my part I always thought that Darl doesn't really exits and that all his declarations are in fact penned by a team of buffoons and clowns hired to entertain us.
Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
The guys at SCOX act like new-money rich people, They buy something and pay a lot of money for it, and its better than what I'd be able to buy, but only a little bit better; and certainly not worth the price difference. Now guys like the SCOX guys have no self-esteem, and derive the sense of self-worth externally, and when they finally start to realize the Linux really is as good or almost as good as the Unix they overpayed for, then over course the Linux guys must have stolen it from Unix. Same with lawyes, the paralegal PJ is as good as SCOX's legal team, so to the SCOXers she's got to be an IBM lawyer.
Maybe Daryl's problem started when he was in the seventh grade, and all the other boys teased him about having a small penis in the gym class shower, one to many wedgies can snap a mind you know. Maybe we should in the spirit of forgiveness let bygones be bygones and all chip in and buy some of those penis enlarging thingies I keep getting advertisements for in my Email and have them sent to the SCOX corporate gym! That way the SCOXers can pump up their self-esteem in a way that doesn't hurt the rest of society.
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I mean, since the info is true, does it legally have any bearing if PJ is one of IBM's lawyers, a real person, or the Easter Bunny?
It matters.
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So what you're saying is, "Shomeone shtole the mod pointsh!" </bogart>
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C'mon Y'all ! This is IBM we're talking about !
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'PJ' is the name of IBM's shiny-new, experimental Turing Test Candidate Machine.
Can you tell the difference between IBM's PJ Package and a human being ?
I certainly can't
I sure hope IBM open sources their PJ Library !
-- kjh (for the humor-impaired =>
Bringing extraneous facts into the mix only serve to confuse the matter and further support the notion that you are indeed Pamela Jones. Ever been to Sweden?
I, myself, am on the fence and await the full details of your airline flights for the past 10 years to make a call. SCO will probably be avaiting your deposition into those flights any time now.
But seriously, this crap is exactly what SCO wants - to punish PJ and rake her over the coals, ask her obnoxious questions and hope to get some statements they can turn into another motion, and another, and...
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