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Bionic Eye Could Restore Vision
MattSparkes writes "A new bionic eye could restore vision to the profoundly blind. A prototype was tested on six patients and 'within a few weeks all could detect light, identify objects and even perceive motion again. For one patient, this was the first time he had seen anything in half a century.' The user wears a pair of glasses that contain a miniature camera and that wirelessly transmits video to a cellphone-sized computer in the wearer's pocket. This computer processes the image information and wirelessly transmits it to a tiny electronic receiver implanted in the wearer's head."
So the image is recieved wirelesly into the brain basically. I wonder if they get any interference.. or can they maybe pick up TV channels?... that would be a bonus.
The current prototype emits a disturbing strange sound whenever the bionic eye is activated.
More women are upgrading to the bionic hand that will reach out and smack any perverts with a bionic eye. The uPrevert bionic hand will be a popular item for the holiday season.
The procedure was shown on the Apple computer commercial.
+3 For the technology +2 For it actually working (would like to see more results data from a reputable source) +2 For bridging the gap between biological and technological distinctiveness (Resistance is futile) -2 For it being Wireless (prone to interference and hacking to the Nth degree, assuming this prototype has no security subsystems installed)
Support your local school shooter, give them your firearms.
We're now one step closer to building a 1970's version of Lee Majors!
Now if only the eye could make the cool bionic sound.
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Just give me the wearable version.
Only if it looks like a banana clip!
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A cat who had been raised in a horizontal-only world could hop up on the seat of a chair, but would bump into the legs if he tried to walk under it.
Cool! Next time I have kittens I know what I'm going to do....(evil laugh) heeeere kitty kitty kitty
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.