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Comparison of Working at the 3 Big Search Giants

castironwok writes "Finally, everything you've ever wanted to know about being an employee at Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo. Tastyresearch describes his (or her) past few years interning and working at the three companies. Things I didn't know from before: Bill Gates wears old shoes, Google's internal security watches you like a hawk, the office styles of each company, and how to fill your suitcase with Google T-shirts. He calls the few select companies the 'prestigious internship circle', noting 'once you have worked at one, it's a lot easier to get into another'."

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  1. big three? by superwiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft? There are people who use MSN for searching? Name two.

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    1. Re:big three? by Nanidin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone computer illiterate whose default homepage is MSN...

    2. Re:big three? by RichPowers · · Score: 4, Informative

      Remember that MSN.com is the second most visited website. This will draw some search traffic.

      Here's the breakdown:

      Google - 43.7%
      Yahoo - 28.8%
      MSN - 12.8%

      http://seo.zunch.com/search_engine_usage_statistic s.htm

      While MSN trails Yahoo and Google, it's still in the top three. Other websites rank the engines in the same order, but the percentages slightly vary.

    3. Re:big three? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are people who use MSN for searching? Name two.

      Lincoln 6 Echo and Jordan 2 Delta in the movie "The Island". Oh, you meant REAL people? Sorry...

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    4. Re:big three? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 2, Funny

      True... I don't think that even an MSN search could turn up an MSN search user!

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    5. Re:big three? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While we're throwing out percentages, my biggest surprise reading the article was something I could have just looked up: the market cap of google is about 50% that of microsoft, and over 300% that of yahoo! It amazes me that within just a few years, an ad-sponsored website (yes, that's all google is) could reach half of Microsoft's size!

    6. Re:big three? by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guy at my $ORKPLACE has MSN set as his homepage. Whenever he needs to browse a website, he opens IE, types "google" into the MSN search box and hits ENTER. Once at Google, he searches for whatever it is he is looking for.

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    7. Re:big three? by Teresita · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guy at my $ORKPLACE has MSN set as his homepage. Whenever he needs to browse a website, he opens IE, types "google" into the MSN search box and hits ENTER. Once at Google, he searches for whatever it is he is looking for.

      This is exactly like sitting in a Yugo as it is dropped straight down into a Mustang convertable, and then busting out the windshield of the Yugo so you can shift.

    8. Re:big three? by Kuciwalker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Google isn't just one ad-sponsored website; it's a million ad-sponsored websites. Half the internet uses Adsense.

    9. Re:big three? by ghjm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't make the mistake of equating market capitalization to "size."

      Google has $10 billion in assets, $6 billion in revenues and 10,000 employees. Yahoo! has $10 billion in assets, $5 billion in revenues and 11,000 employees. Microsoft, on the other hand, has $70 billion in assets, $44 billion in revenues, and 71,000 employees.

      Google's market capitalization means that overall, the market has spent $144 billion in cash in order to own Google's $10 billion in assets. The market believes that somehow, it will make future profits with a current value over $134 billion.

      To do this, Google would either have to start paying dividends within a few years, and pay out an amount well in excess of the company's total assets every year for 20+ years; or it would have to see revenue growth such that the company turns a profit 5 or 10 times better than the best Microsoft has ever done.

      None of these scenarios are remotely plausible; the market has clearly overvalued Google. As such, the market cap figure is not very useful for valuation or market-strategic purposes.

      -Graham

  2. Interesting random fact by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yahoo prefers one 24" monitor compared to the dual setup at Microsoft and Goolgle(19" and 20" respectively) Considering that most 24" LCDs cost at least as much if not more than a pair of smaller ones, I wonder why they opted for less screen real estate(also interesting to me since I am in the market to upgrade displays and am debating between the two setups as well)

    1. Re:Interesting random fact by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      It needs less video card ram and power the drive one screen then it takes to drive 2 also SLI and cross fire only work with one.

    2. Re:Interesting random fact by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Considering that most 24" LCDs cost at least as much if not more than a pair of smaller ones, I wonder why they opted for less screen real estate

      That is odd. At work we upgraded to dual 19" LCDs a few months ago and I can say there is a huge difference. I *feel* more productive because I spend less time bouncing between windows. I find it especially useful when coding, be it web or applications. You can have your code full on one screen, then the resulting webpage or documentation on the other. I think that a third monitor would be even better, having three full screens for different parts of a project. With one huge monitor you can't arrange windows as easily as you can with smaller monitors where you can just maximize the two or three windows you are working with. (An aside: if you have multiple monitors on Windows, you must try Ultramon. Worth every penny.)

      I don't understand why anyone would want a 24" monitor for work. Watching movies maybe, but not the day-to-day stuff. Somebody who just started doing research at the university where I work got dual 24" LCDs with his new $8,000 workstation. For the cost of those two monitors he could have gotten three 20" LCDs, which would have given him more desktop space and (in my opinion) a much more useful setup. He just thought two 24" beasts sitting side by side would look frakking cool. He's right, but I still prefer multiple smaller monitors.

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    3. Re:Interesting random fact by noidentity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More advantages of two smaller monitors (hypothetical, as I only use one CRT monitor):
      * If one fails, you still have the other in the meantime.
      * You can upgrade them separately
      * If you ever need another monitor for another machine, you have it
      * You can turn one off if you're doing light work
      * Smaller flat-panels are probably cheaper per square inch, because of a lower defect rate and higher demand (more volume of product)

    4. Re:Interesting random fact by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *Also, you can throw one of them on a second computer by a KVM (or by using the multiple input capabilities of some monitors) and view the output of two computers at once.
      *You can have one be a CRT and other be an LCD and get the best of both worlds.

  3. I've worked at all three... here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I worked at Yahoo, I had to say things like "Doinky doink" to my boss and paint my face green on one side and white on the other since I was the guy in charge of the Saskatchewan part of Yahoo...wherever the hell Saskatchewan is...anyway... the people in the cubes next to me where chimpanzees but they wore "Richard Nixon" halloween masks.
    When I worked a Microsoft, I had to wear a suit, but the suit was in camoflage colours. My supervisor (I never did find out his name, I only knew him as "XZ95") was in charge of BTLIME.DLL, the subroutine that made sure that the system clock didn't accidentally exceed the number "6"...a big responsibility.
    Finally, I got a job at Google... I don't know how it's going because I've spent all my time trying to win the "special day" competition to remake the "Google" web page logo on those "special days"

    Thanks for listening

  4. Maybe a tamed, blind hawk? by kaigeX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Google's internal security watches you like a hawk"

    Uhh...no. I walk around with my badge concealed, explicitly to see how much of a problem it causes, and I have been stopped less than a handful of times this year, and probably less than twenty last year. (Barring events that are explicitly high-security.)

    1. Re:Maybe a tamed, blind hawk? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're so badass.

    2. Re:Maybe a tamed, blind hawk? by robably · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or you could look at it from the point of view that "security" has become so pervasive and commonplace in your life that you no longer think it unusual to be stopped 20 times a year...

    3. Re:Maybe a tamed, blind hawk? by robably · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How many times do you think you'd be stopped walking around NSA without a badge?
      If they were any good, then just once.
    4. Re:Maybe a tamed, blind hawk? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or more likely, that security is so pervasive and commonplace in his life that they just remember him and only had to ask for his badge that first time. I know if I were assigning security I'd keep people in the same areas as much as possible for this reason exactly -- If security knows all the faces that should be there daily, theres much less room for 'unwanted guests' slipping through.

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  5. Only for Interns by lancejjj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Finally, everything you've ever wanted to know about being an employee at Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo. ... based on a few weeks of experience of an intern.

    This is intersting information for someone who is looking to be an intern, but that's about it.
    1. Re:Only for Interns by skoaldipper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe, but not necessarily. Some subtle observations can define corporate culture or even their mission statements.

      For example, I actually met Sam Walton a few times back in the 80s while working for him. He drove an old beat up 50s vintage Ford pickup, and he dressed in overalls and a plain white t-shirt. He was frugal even for being the richest man in the world at the time. Also, while working for Ross Perot at EDS, I had to follow a very strict dress code; no hair below the collar, no beards, plain color button collared shirt, dress slacks, and tie. And all I did was run around on rollerskates changing out tapes in the library for mainframes. From CEO to janitor, a professional image was expected at all times; in part because government officials frequented the place.

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  6. all great places by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Al have interesting work, good pay, interesting areas to live. "May you be cursed with job offers from all three" and have to decide :-)

    1. Re:all great places by Rycross · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More than you would think. Most of the hiring managers I meet consider it very high prestige.

    2. Re:all great places by kaigeX · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have no problem keeping the hours I want at Google, and have never felt pressured to stay later. The fact that so many people freely choose to work longer hours definitely has something to do with the perks, but my impression is that it isn't really that Google doesn't value balance.

  7. I'll bet! by eck011219 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'once you have worked at one, it's a lot easier to get into another'

    This doesn't surprise me at all -- I'm sure you're seen as not only good enough to have worked at the other ones, but as a possible wealth of information about the workings of the others. And you're cheaper and lower-profile than hiring away the competition's bigger fish.
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    1. Re:I'll bet! by Onan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've only worked for two of the three (Yahoo to Google), but as far as I've seen _nobody_ wants you to disclose the inner workings of the others to them. This true on at least three levels that come to mind:

      - The competitive advantage of knowing about other companies' proprietary information is dwarfed by the liability of acquiring that information. Especially given that you'd be acquiring them through someone who had proven they could not be trusted to keep a secret.

      - At least Google has the (mostly deserved) hubris to assume that their own solutions to problems will tend to be as good as or better than other companies' solutions. So while other solutions may be academically interesting, they generally won't be useful.

      - Lastly and most significantly, it's unethical. And yes, every person with whom I've worked at either company would find this alone to be reason enough to refrain, even if it did grant a competitive advantage.

      Really, everyone would rather just hire competent, trustworthy people who will do their actual job well and with appropriate discretion. No one is looking for a stool pigeon.

  8. The best line of the article by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently the answer to "Can you tell me what was the most difficult bug you faced while programming and what you did to resolve it?" isn't "My programs don't have bugs." Too funny. I think I really started to mature as a programmer when I realized that I actually *don't* know all the answers, that *everyone* makes mistakes, and it's foolish to let pride get in the way of asking someone for help or admitting you had absolutely no clue about something (instead of trying to bluff your way through).

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  9. Pretty good actually by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well that's pretty high security for most places. Where I work there's a badge-on-display policy but I have not worn my badge in the last ten years.

    When I worked in the military everyone was supposed to have badge-on-display and everybody was supposed to look at badges all the time. The top security guy rigged a test: He had an arbitrary soldier replace his picture with one of a baboon. He walked past security points at least 6 times a day and was only discovered after 6 months when he dropped his card and people had a really close look at it.

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    1. Re:Pretty good actually by rossifer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The top security guy rigged a test: He had an arbitrary soldier replace his picture with one of a baboon. He walked past security points at least 6 times a day and was only discovered after 6 months when he dropped his card and people had a really close look at it.
      Similar story at Texas Instruments. To get into a TI building, you're supposed to have an electronic or visual inspection of your badge. Where we worked in Sugarland, TX, they used a visual inspection station (you put your badge over a video camera and the security guy in some security office remotely "verifies" your badge). But this happened so quickly, we knew they weren't doing anything more than glancing at the badge.

      One of the interns (red badge, meant less than 5 years senority back in the 1990's) thought they probably weren't even doing that. So he taped the front of a small box of Sun-Maid raisins over his badge. And used it like that for six months. Was only caught because we were laughing so hard about it at lunch one day while his boss was walking by, and the cat was out of the bag. The security office actually got in trouble, not the intern, and I don't think they use the visual inspection stations any more.

      Regards,
      Ross
    2. Re:Pretty good actually by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would think you would want the top security guy doing more about the security problem besides a six-month implementation of "Operation Adhesive Primate" to show off how bad things were.

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    3. Re:Pretty good actually by Bob54321 · · Score: 4, Funny

      By "arbitrary solder" did you mean "the soldier who looked most like a baboon"?

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    4. Re:Pretty good actually by grcumb · · Score: 2, Funny

      So he taped the front of a small box of Sun-Maid raisins over his badge. And used it like that for six months.

      Feh, that's nothing. I made a counterfeit badge for myself, changing the 'Mitel Networks' (i.e. my employer's) logo to 'Myhell Networks'. Not only did I never get caught, but I never even got disciplined for having the same image flapping merrily in the OpenGL breeze as my screen-saver.

      Did I mention that my unit had absolutely fantastic management? They invested trust in us, and relied on everyone to be creative, to challenge assumptions and to work hard. We were glad to do all that, and more. There's a moral in there somewhere....

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  10. MSN Search is terrible. by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Informative

    At my last contract job at MS, I really tried to use MSN search...

    Sometimes the site wouldn't even load, sometimes clicking on search results would fail (because the click-tracking would fail), sometimes the main MSN site would show an server error. Each of these things were rare, but given how many things have to happen to complete a search task, overall I would estimate a 10% failure rate, to get any results at all.

    Meanwhile, Google ALWAYS works. I have never once seen Google fail to load, or produce proper results. If Google doesn't load, I know it's my local network that's the problem.

    Maybe it's the Parallel nature of Google's configuration vs. the apperently Serial setup of MSN. If a machine at Google fails, it dosn't affect much else, while one failure at MSN breaks the chain.

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  12. how fast things change by heroine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    2000 is a distant memory. In 2000, VA Linux and Redhat were the it companies. Work at one and you could work at the other and the world would kill tthemselves for your autograph. Now no-one even knows what VA Linux was and Redhat is a troll. Hard to believe in 4 years we'll probably forget what Google was.

  13. Sounds Terrible by nate+nice · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These places sound great in theory but the more you think about it, the more phony and limiting they become.

    Consider that they provide all of these resources to keep you on their campus as long as possible. Their entire goal is to squeeze as much work out of you they can while prolonging the time it will take you to burn out. They create their own small community you're expected to be a part of at almost all times.

    Maybe I'm in the minority but my work isn't my life. I enjoy what I do but I don't stay at the office any long than I have to. I have friends to see, places to go and personal endeavors to get to that don't involve my company. I don't want my recreational activities to be sponsored by or provided by my company. I'm not sure I want to work in a place that "optionally" provides these facilities as they become expectations of the employees and those that shun them become outcast by their coworkers.

    It's like if you don't participate in as many work related activities as possible, you'll alienate yourself and not be part of the brainwashed masses at your company of choice.

    Maybe I'm old fashioned but I get to the office, I do my job and after about 8 hours or so I go on my way and do whatever I want to do. I get lunch with some friends at places of our choice. I'll even participate in work related and non-work related recreational activities with people. But it's not a way of life.

    I don't know, something about working for a company that has created facilities and devices to keep you occupied under their roof for as long as possible seems a little fishy. I don't trust companies like this. They don't have your best interest's in mind, like most companies, but try and create diversions from this. Many young geeks end up wasting their youth in this corporate socialism.

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  14. Re:So by jrldh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean envy? No. But I realize that those freebies are there to keep you at work. I guess I am getting old but I am just not impressed by that stuff anymore. I was when I was in my 20ies and early 30ies. Time flies and I am super glad that I don't have a job that consumes me and my life. Reading this story, I just got the vibes of a super giddy 20 year old interning at prestigious workplaces who probably will end up giving way to much time of his/her life to a corporation while lifes passes by him/her. It is very telling that Google pays little and has obnoxious security. Where I work, security consists of the friendly receptionist and not of some uniformed drones that make it clear that you are not to be trusted. Do no evil. Just like fair and balanced. Cheap words.

  15. A Yahoo! employee explains the single 24" monitor by nova_ostrich · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most Yahoo! employees get laptops. Most laptops can only connect a single external display.

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