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Possible 25 Million Year Old Frog Found

dispatch writes "A small frog, found preserved in amber, has been found by researchers in Mexico City. The frog, according to the scientists, may be some 25 million years old! According to the article: 'The chunk of amber containing the 0.4-inch frog was uncovered by a miner in southern Chiapas states in 2005 and was bought by a private collector, who lent it to scientists for study.' Unfortunately, it doesn't seem as though the scientists will be allowed to drill into the rock, at the owner's request."

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  1. Huh! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    The owner sounds like a real toad.

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    1. Re:Huh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He must be amberrassed.

    2. Re:Huh! by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      The owner sounds like a real toad.

      The scientists were baffled at the man's insistence they not drill into the amber but where allowed to make a quick sketch of the prehistoric amphibian.
    3. Re:Huh! by Gabrill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Doesn't he ponder the age-old question: Is the frogs ass watertight?

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    4. Re:Huh! by Cally · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now the field is full of researchers all claiming to be the first to find it... they croak at each other, "crrrrredit! crrrredit!"

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  2. What if... by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the hole they drill enables the owner to put it on a chain and carry around his neck?

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  3. A frog's no good anyway by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone knows you need a mosquito to resurrect the Dinosaurs. Whoever heard of a blood sucking frog?!

    I want my bloody Dinosaurs!

    * Stamps feet, puts hands on hits and pouts *

    1. Re:A frog's no good anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Blood from a very specific kind of frog could have Dino DNA.

      http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF65005BC-Mosquitos_Bi te.jpg#67

      See?

  4. Find these all the time by Bob54321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. but usually mosquitoes instead of frogs. I saw a documentary about extracting the blood they ate and making clones of the animals it belongs to. All I remember is to stand still and you will be fine.

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    1. Re:Find these all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      wow... I think in this case, Slashdot should allow a -2 offtopic, or perhaps have a special category, like off-the-planet...

    2. Re:Find these all the time by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw a documentary about extracting the blood they ate and making clones of the animals it belongs to. All I remember is to stand still and you will be fine.

      Ah, yes! I remember seeing the same historical documents! As I recall, the main conclusion to the research study was that chaos (theory) is the fundamental, driving force in the universe.

      That, and I learned how to recognize a UNIX system.

  5. It cracked the amber and immediately.. by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Yelled "Get off my lawn!!" 2) Grabbed a top hat and cane and began singingg "Hello My Baby" 3) ?? 4) Prophet!

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  6. No problem. by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll just wait until he croaks.

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  7. Dunno about blood-sucking frogs... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...although Kermit might qualify. However, if they find a Transylvanian vampire duck with a penchant for carrot-juice preserved in amber, they'd damn well better get the DNA, whatever the owner says.

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  8. Corrected Headline: Alien Frog Discovered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Earth is only 6,000 years old, so this ancient frog must be from another planet!

  9. This frogs has waited 25 millions years.. by jigyasubalak · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..to be kissed and to be turned into a princess.
    I hope someone gives it that much chance.

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    1. Re:This frogs has waited 25 millions years.. by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Who'd want a 25 million year old princess? She'd be more than a little wrinkly.
      It could be Princess Leia? I wouldn't say no, especially in that metal bikini number.

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  10. No, no, I saw how to handle this on Looney Tunes.. by Bamafan77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This frog is undoubtedly very talented and has a great voice.

  11. Sounds dangerous by Centurix · · Score: 2, Funny

    All glory to the Hypnofrog!

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  12. Homer Simpson was heard to comment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Mmmmmm... Prehistoric"

  13. Touchwood by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Touchwood? Is that thou, Touchwood? Hast thou returnethest to Catweazle?

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  14. Crunchy? by Scarletdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    The big question is, is it a crunchy frog, or might it just be some sort of mock frog?

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  15. Re:Impossible by unitron · · Score: 2, Funny
    "25 million years old?! That's preposterous! Come now, we all know the earth is only 6,000 years old."

    That's what makes this so special, it was around over 24 million years waiting for a planet to come into being directly underneath it.

    Best not to drill it, though. You know what they say about letting sleeping frogs lie. :-)

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  16. Re:Well if they are willing to wait... by mgiuca · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lol how would you like to be the owner... the entire scientific community on the planet just waiting for an "accident" ;)

  17. Re:FROGGER!! by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you're more likely to find prehistoric frogs with tire impressions.

  18. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scientist: Frog could be 25 million years old

    It could also be 35 million years old. Change the headline!

    Who made up this 25-million year thing anyway, and why. It sounds to me like some sensationalist news reporter asked:

    Reporter: Is it possible the frog is old.
    Scientist: It is very like to be very old, considering it is preserved in amber.
    Reporter: Could it be a million years old?
    Scientist: Perhaps.
    Reporter: How about a billion years old?
    Scientist: That is less probable as frogs weren't around quite yet.
    Reporter: Maybe one-hundred million years old?
    Scientist: You may be pushing it.
    Reporter: Then fifty?
    Scientist: Listen, lower it to twenty-five and you can use my name. Now just pay me and get lost, the next reporter is coming in.
    Reporter: "Scientist: Frog could be 25 million years old"