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Couple Who Catch Cop Speeding Could Face Charges

a_nonamiss writes "A Georgia couple, apparently tired of people speeding past their house, installed a camera and radar gun on their property. After it was installed, they caught a police office going 17MPH over the posted limit. They brought this to the attention of the local police department, and are now being forced to appear in front of a judge to answer to charges of stalking."

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  1. Believe it or not... by drsquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't actually own the road in front of your house. They should increase the speed limit by 20mph to show this couple who's in charge.

    1. Re:Believe it or not... by drago177 · · Score: 5, Funny

      relevant joke worth the read (somebody tell me if true):

      I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was younger. I couldn't afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It is a '70 Mustang, and her name is Bessie. Bessie is the prototypical juvenile, male-caveman, scratch you crotch and drink cheap beer car. Chromed engine, dual exhaust, 250 horsepower, big tires, tra la la la.
      I'm driving Bessie on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up truck. He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker. I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this asshole, overaerobicized woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.
      Meet Ethel, the neighborhood busybody/nuisance. She proceeds to yell in my window, "Hey, slow down you fucking idiot." I'm a well-bred, mellow guy by nature, so I ignore this. As I drive away, she yells, "asshole" at me again. Twice? Fuck that. I turn around and drive up next to her.
      "Do you have a problem?" I ask.
      "Yeah, why are you driving like an idiot?"
      "I was driving like an idiot? How, exactly."
      "You were speeding. I watched you."
      " You were? I see. How did you measure my speed?"
      (Ever the interrogator, I am.)
      "I heard you."
      "So, you measured my speed by ear?"
      "I can hear."
      " How fast did you HEAR me going?"
      "Look," she says, "I don't have to take this. Here comes a cop. I'll wave him down."
      THE POLICE? This woman is a trip. She waves him down, and proceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding.
      "What happened?" he asks. I told him the story, and told him that I accelerated to an indicated 33 mph (the speed limit is 35) to avoid a collision.
      "Are those mufflers legal?" Ethel asks. She's pushing it. I reply, "I have a C.A.R.B. exemption for them." I give the paperwork to the cop.
      She tries to find another thing to screw me with. She says "What about those big tires? They CAN'T be legal. " I began feeling little overheated gears in the back of my head start to turn.
      "These tires were available on the 1970 Boss 429, " I told the cop, " Which makes them street legal as a replacement."
      Ethel gets angry. She whines, "So you're not going to give out any tickets to this asshole?"
      The cop says, "No, I am not."
      I've about had it. So I say, "Sir, this woman told you that she left the street at the corner, and she met up with my car here. According to Title 39, pedestrians have to cross the street at a right angle. This woman admitted she crossed at a 45-degree angle, which is a ticketable offense."
      "What?" The cop looks confused.
      "Also, she told you that she walked in front of my car to stop me. A citizen can't detain someone without probable cause, under Terry v. Ohio (My new favorite case). Since she couldn't measure my speed, she had no probable cause to detain me. That is an indictable offense."
      The cop says, " But, I didn't see any of this."
      "But," I said, "I did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can demand her arrest. I'll agree to dismiss the Illegal Detention charge, but I want her cited for not crossing at a right angle and Hazardous Conduct on a Public Street."
      The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the story, he authorized the summonses.
      She went home with $215.00 worth of traffic tickets, and they are worth a total of four points against her license, as well as the appropriate insurance surcharge!
      Of course, if she demands a trial I won't prosecute. But the look on her face as she walked away was more than enough satisfaction for me.
      Yea, I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God.

  2. Well... the cop changed his mind. by Jhon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Read all about it here

    Interesting story.

  3. Those police offices are a real danger by ghoti · · Score: 5, Funny

    they caught a police office going 17MPH over the posted limit

    Wow, that's one fast police office!
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    1. Re:Those police offices are a real danger by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think police offices are bad, you should see how post offices drive! They don't even care if its raining, sleeting or snowing!

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  4. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 5, Funny

    Couple Who Catch Cop Speeding Could Face Charges

    Certainly, capricious captions claim: Careless Cop Caught Cutting Celerity Cap; Criminal Court Charges Capturing Couple

    Cartersville: Child-caring couple connect camera, chronicalling cop cutting celertity cap. Court...

  5. Re:Well... the cop changed his mind. by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice find.

    For those that are too lazy to read either article, it seems that they were also emailing the officer in question about his speeding and he wanted some kind of court order to prevent them from continuing to email them. Neither article clearly specifies what exactly the "stalking" was referring to: the actual recording of the speeding event, or the constant emails he received from them (or perhaps both).

  6. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    If local cops are mis-behaving, this is what IAD is for, and if IAD is corrupt, that's what the FBI is for, and if the FBI is corrupt, that's what Canada is for. :)

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  7. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is funny that you list one tyrannous group after another in order to try to "fix" the initial group -- the local police.

    If Wal*Mart serves me badly, against what I consider a profitable exchange, I stop shopping there. Eventually, we see stores fail -- even big ones, often. If Burger King serves me badly, against what I consider a profitable exchange, I stop eating there. Eventually, we see restaurants fail -- even big ones, often. If the police serve me badly, what can I do? I can risk upsetting them by tattling on them. I can not stop using them, because I am forced to pay for them. Even worse, if I stop paying for them, guess who can come knocking on my door, with force? The very same people I am not happy with.

    Your solution sounds great, but how often would any of us take the risk to tattle on them? For proof, see original article.

  8. Popluist babble ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If a cop breaks the law, there is almost nothing you can do to fight them. There is a lot they can do, off the public record, that can harm you more than they harm you in their lawbreaking. Remember, cops are not here to protect you, there are there to protect their jobs -- and many of them love the power they wield over the average citizen. Why else do we have cop unions?

    Hardly, while there are obvious examples of "cops getting away" with things, you act as if this isn't already reflected in the general community. In our local paper, two cops have been fired and are awaiting criminal trials for abuse of power, so not all cops get away with everything. Conversely, there are plentiful examples of citizens "getting away" with numerous crimes. It's a general part of the system. Plus, your whole comment about "why else do we have cop unions" is laughable. I assume then that you consider all unions evil? Your grossly overgeneralized comments could be said about anyone in any profession (remember, the developer isn't there to help you, their just there to keep their jobs). Puleeze, anyone past the 4th grade can see how simplistic (but apparently popular) statement that is.

    What you do on your property is no one's responsibility but yours.

    I think you are confusing "responsibility" with something else? I think even cops would agree, ultimately YOU have responsibility over what happens on your property (certainly all personal injury lawyers agree with this).

    When a bunch of cops stopped an alleged speeder in front of my old house, I complained about the constant blue and red lights and strobes keeping me awake -- I was told I have no right to prevent it.

    I guess they should have let the guy continue speeding through your residential neighborhood until they got to some place where he wouldn't disturb anyones sleep? Or they should have turned off their lights, thereby increasing the chances that they might get hit by other motorists? Plus, look at your statement above. The street in front of your house is owned by the city (or county), you absolutely have the right to erect a barrier to block the light, as long as it doesn't run afoul of any local ordinances. So on your property, do what you want, the police, or anyone else, have no obligation to you while on public property.

    These folks put up cameras because the police did nothing for them to prevent speeders. This is to be expected -- when you need help, you won't find any.

    Again, nice oversimplification. Are these folks willing to pay more in taxes to get more police on the streets to help THEIR particular problem? I live in a predominantly quiet neighborhood and we are very sensitive to speeders, but I don't walk around thinking that MY problem is the biggest and/or only problem in the city.

    Your diatribe is humorous, and many will take your side. They choose to take the simple view of life, however far it differs from reality. That's why systems fail, not necessarily because of faults in the system, but because of the supreme lack of understanding by those who are trying to implement it. It's like OpenOffice vs M$ Office, all the rhetoric about FOSS being "better" don't mean squat if you can't get something implemented that is better. While you may have won some kind of "moral" victory (and that is dubious at best), you have not truly helped the general populace.

  9. Recording public officials by alakazam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As much as I despise new laws always popping up, I *really* wish we could make it legal to audio/video record *any* government official in the course of their work. Without notice or permission. If they're "on the job" they should be fair game for being recorded by their employer (us). It would solve a lot of problems if "they" didn't think they were above "us."

  10. Call 'em and tell 'em how stupid this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    BARTOW COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
    135 W Cherokee Ave
    Suite 368
    Cartersville, Georgia 30120
    Phone (770) 387-5080
    Fax (770) 387-5085

    Office Hours: 8:00 am - 5:00 pm

    T. Joseph Campbell, District Attorney

  11. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree. I've seen to many examples of "nice" cops (and the courts who support them) who turn ruthless if confronted with evidence that they are breaking the rules.

    Even "nice" cops are fundamentally in love with their power over others. And this includes some of my relatives in law enforcement. They just love the fact that they can make your life hell if you are just an average joe.

    Like most bullies, they are abject cowards when it comes to people with real power (and rightfully so since the cops get the same treatment when they try to enforce real rules on people in power). You cross the wrong person- your career is over. You might as well leave law enforcement and go be a milk maid.

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  12. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by Darlantan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, wait, his off-duty speeding is somehow more legitimate than when I speed? Explain the reasoning there. Is it somehow safer for him to speed? Do the laws of physics bend a little for cops and make a car driven by a cop at 75 MPH do the same damage as a car crashing at 55 MPH with a civvie behind the wheel?

    "Because you can" is no more a valid excuse for police to break the law than it is for me. The difference is that they can chose to enforce the rules when and if they choose. Speeding on the job, when required, is overlooked because it is usually required to perform a task that benefits the public safety. Driving around at 20 MPH over the limit just because they can is endangering the public safety. That's why we have speed limits to begin with. If they want to drive like bats out of hell even when it isn't needed, perhaps they should push to do away with speed limits.

    You're right, though. Police are people too, not evil overlords bent on dominating everyone else. As such, they should be held to the same standards as the rest of us.

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  13. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by rpbird · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have you heard of democracy and the court system? Local communities get fed up with their high-handed police all the time. They sue the city, they campaign against the police chief (if it's an elected position), they put up opposition candidates to local elected officials. Local government elections aren't as sexy as national elections, but they have more real impact on your life. Take my little town, for instance. There's always someone upset at the sheriff or the mayor or a county commissioner or the school superintendent. There are always recall elections, new candidates for sheriff, lawsuits against the school, lawsuits against the city, reform candidates for mayor (our new mayor is the reform candidate, he won the last election), and write-in campaigns aimed against the county commission. This in a rural Kansas town of 1500, in a county of 5000 people. Got a problem with government? Fix it yourself, with a little help from your friends. That's the essence of democracy.

  14. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There will come a time when eventually enough people will get fed up with how we are being treated and go back and follow the words of our own fore fathers:

    That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

    However, I think that that document will be ruled contraband long before that happens.

  15. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by slack_prad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the police serve me badly, what can I do?
    Become one.
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  16. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An answer to you and the post immediately below:
    No physics don't change, training does.
    A cop is better trained in tactical driving than the average citizen. You may be a good driver, but it is fairly improbable that you have the requisite training to make you safer at speeds higher than the average speed of traffic around you (which *should* be at the posted limit).
    I don't condone that they would speed when off duty, and I think they should get a mark for it or some such, but as to why things are different, it's training.

    I worked with a guy (he was head of security for my old employer). He was on a local road with steep ditches on either side for a rather long stretch (5 or 6 miles). It is a two lane road and there was ample on-coming traffic. A paramedic turned on their priority lights behind him (thus they were in a hurry and he was obligated to yield), but there was no safe way to get out of the way. His solution was to speed up to about 85/90Mph (50 speed limit) and pull over as soon as the road widened enough to allow so.

    Well a cop heading the other direction flipped a U-turn and promptly caught up and pulled in behind him, citing him for: Failure to yield, reckless, speeding, evading (apparently the cop figured since his lights were on our guy was running, never mind he couldn't see them). Cop refused to listen to the explanation of no safe place to pull over.

    Come court day bob told the judge what happened and that his was the only reasonable and prudent course of action. Judge asked what experience he had driving at high speeds. Reply? Pursuit instructor and EOD officer for HM Army and MI6 back home in England.

    Result?
    Case dismissed instantly.

    It's all about training.
    -nB

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  17. Re:Moo by Tanktalus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of course, it's now completely moot...

  18. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There will come a time when eventually enough people will get fed up with how we are being treated ... and go back to drinking beer and watching NASCAR, because they've already forgotten what it was they were fed up with. The public schools they went to never taught them about their forefathers anyway, some dead guys apparently. Like, whatever. Ooh, a new Ford commercial!

    There, I fixed your post for you.

  19. Re:To all the cop haters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a former law-enforcement professional, you should know that you have the right to use paragraphs. If you do not know how to or cannot afford them, paragraphs will be created for you. You have the right not to use rhetorical questions or other meaningless interrogatories in your diatribes. You have the right to utilize commas to offset interjections.

  20. Re:The police are not there to protect the citizen by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Training my ass. I spend some of my free time racing cars, doing autocross, and have been through driving courses that a I dare-say makes the average cops' driving training pale by comparison. Should I be allowed to speed? Heck, we an institutionalize it - take some courses, and speed all you want!

    What you (and these cops apparently) fail to understand is that no matter how good you are, there are 10,000 other assholes out there that can't drive worth a shit, not to mention kids, unforeseen road problems, etc. Some of these cannot be avoided, and the only way to mitigate damage is to slow the fuck down.

    Out in the middle of nowhere with no one to kill but yourself, sure speed. In town with other traffic or in a residential area - you better have a damn good reason to be hauling ass. And one of those reasons isn't that you're an off-duty cop. There's a reason that cop cars and emergency vehicles have lights and sirens. It's to help ensure that people get out of the way. Speeding without those running is especially reckless. Again - you better have a damn good reason.

  21. Drop it. by mingot · · Score: 5, Informative

    The cop did.

    cop drops complaint

  22. Re:Moo by utopianfiat · · Score: 5, Funny

    It doesn't matter whether or not they had a radar gun or a method to calculate the speed of passing objects. Did you read the post?
     
      they caught a police office going 17MPH over the posted limit.

    So whether or not the office was speeding is a non-issue. I'm pretty sure driving an entire police office along a residential street is illegal in some way.

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  23. Re:Moo by revolu7ion · · Score: 5, Funny

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    Mr McAfee halted proceedings and demanded the courtroom be swept for viruses.
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