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67-Kilowatt Laser Unveiled
s31523 writes "Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has announced they have working in the lab a Solid State Heat Capacity Laser that averages 67 kW. It is being developed for the military. The chief scientist Dr. Yamamoto is quoted: 'I know of no other solid state laser that has achieved 67 kW of average output power.' Although many lasers have peaked at higher capacities, getting the average sustained power to remain high is the tricky part. The article says that hitting the 100-kW level, at which point it would become interesting as a battlefield weapon, could be less than a year away."
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
GNAA spokesperson lysol told the world press the real story of the ASSASINATION of TV hero Steve Irwin today at a press conference in Teheran, Iran. "The stingray that sodomized and anally penetrated the world known australian crocodile-fucker, releasing its vast amounts of deadly stingray semen, was in fact not only a nigger, as can be seen quite clearly on the photographs, but a GAY NIGGER. The Gay Nigger DiKKy Heartiez of Norway had changed his looks to a stingray, using the patented Gay Nigger technology of Body Transformation."
The operation took place because Steve Irwin was not the TV hero he was portrayed to be. lysol explained that "Steve irwin was an EVIL man, plotting in secret with the jews to take over the world and eliminate all gay niggers. It was therefore Imparative that we carried out this operation, if not the world would be dominated by Evil Jewish Females, also known as "jax".
lysol went on in great detail about the planning and execution of this marvelous victory for Gay Niggers everywhere. "It took us about 17 months of hard planning, about $20 USD and a lot of Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS)." President Timecop commented in the same press conference. DiKKy Heartiez was unavailable for comment, but available for display, swimming in a aquarium filled with HGNS.
About Steve Irwin:
World known "TV hero" and crocodile sodmizer, who achieved cult status on the internet for his illegal, but highly erotic videos portraying human-crocodile intercourse. He also plotted with jews to achieve world domination and elimination of Gay Niggers worldwide. Was killed by DiKKy Heartez of the GNAA.
About Gay Nigger Technology of Body Transformation:
The Gay Nigger Technology of Body Transformation is patented in the U.S, Canada, Europe and Japan. It is the ultimate Black Ops technology, and was invented in 1926 on the planet Anal Fuckfest of the Semen galaxy, by great Gay Nigger scientist Anus Manus. It allows a subject to change his bodily image to anything he pleases.
About Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS):
The Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS) is the pure semen collected from a 2 year old gay nigger baby using a special technique called "masturbation". It is a Gay Nigger rituale performed on all Gay Nigger born children by their fathers. The HGNS is then saved for generations to come and is the most valuable commodity in the Federation of Gay Planets.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
1.21 Gigawatts!
Task Mangler
Then come be a nonconformist with me by wearing all the same clothes and listening to the same music I do!
ResidntGeek
You bring the sorrow, I'll bring the razors.
Be even more original and tag is 'lasers'. No one will every find it then.
As another poster noted, this is dead on correct. And why did Bush direct the US government to protect Bin Laden's family? Because the Bushes and the Bin Ladens have been business partners for years.
I second that motion. Please, +10. Make a new category if you need to.
If this war was about democracy, then listen to this:
In every democracy, large changes require large majorities. War is one of the largest changes you can possibly make. Therefore, a super-majority should be required for any President to go to war.
They will say:
o You are putting our troops at risk by opposing the war now.
I would reply:
o You are the one who has put our troops at risk by abandoning the principals of democracy.
They will say:
o You are playing into Al-Qaeda's strategy, showing weakness will make them stronger.
I would reply:
o You, Sir, are the one playing into Al-Qaeda's strategy by putting our troops into harms way after leaving your post at the head of democratic principals.
They will say:
o We must "finish the fight" or else risk a mushroom cloud on US soil.
I would reply:
o By attacking with uncertain majority you encourage terrorists who play on the divide.
Hear this: When 90% of any country really wants to go to war, are themselves willing to die, suffer, ration their lives and limbs, your enemy will back down by the sheer obviousness of what will ensue. When less than 5% feel that way, YOU ARE PUTTING EVERYONE AT RISK.
... and the next time we get a story on it, make sure to tag it ohgodsomeonewilltagthisohgodsomeonewilltagthisshar ks.
[Apologies for the interpolated space; it is a `feature' of Slashdot.]
originality is "won'tsomeonepleasepleasethinkofthesharks"
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
growing?
(1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
...that's what she said
Unless they're looking for articles on sharks
That's pretty clever. What's it from?