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Windows For Warships Nearly Ready

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the like-windows-for-workgroups-with-guns dept.

mattaw writes "The Register is carrying the sanest and balanced article on Windows deployment in UK warships that I have read to date in the public domain. As an ex-naval bod myself we have long considered that this is potentially a REAL problem. The main issues are the huge amount of unrelated code that is imported with the kernel and the need for incredibly fast response times."

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  1. Oh Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully we will not be in the middle of a war when Patch Tuesday rolls around!

  2. Blue Screen of Death? by Erioll · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until the "Blue Screen of Death" (BSOD) has a somewhat more ominous (and literal) meaning?

    1. Re:Blue Screen of Death? by IdleTime · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm looking forward to Clippy and "Where do you want to attack today?"

      Not sure how to launch the latest megaton H-bomb? Let Clippy guide you...

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    2. Re:Blue Screen of Death? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not sure how to launch the latest megaton H-bomb? Let Clippy guide you...

      That's the same Clippy that routinely calls home to Microsoft, right?

      Sounds like a good plan to me. ;-)

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  3. Microsoft War 2007 by Sneakernets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi, it appears that you are trying to fight a battle, would you like some help? *shudder*

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  4. I really don't know where to begin... by Nevtje(hr · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...with this one

    System: Are you sure that you want to go out into open waters? Your ship could be the victim of a denial of territory-attack!

    Operator: Yes. Raise the anchor.

    System: Double the killer delete select all?

    Operator: Enemy ship spotted. Fire at will!

    System: Before you can continue, system needs to be rebooted. Restart now?

    Operator: Activate sonar.

    System: Before you can proceed, we need to ensure that you are running Windows Genuine Advantage. Please proceed. We will send all of your hardware info to Microsoft. Information will be treated anonymously.

    Etc etc.

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  5. Re:You need responsiveness and stability by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, Linux IS realtime. But most people don't use it that way, and I'm not sure if there are that many applications really using the realtime extensions...

    Realtime support has been included in the mainline kernel for almost a whole four months now. I can't fathom why they aren't already using it on warships...

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  6. Why the British don't make computers by wsanders · · Score: 4, Funny

    They haven't found a way to make them leak oil yet!

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  7. Re:But It's Still Software From Another Country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pssssh, I've been hacking over 300 baud unidirectional modem's for YEARS!

  8. Microsoft Windows Vista -- Warship Edition by michrech · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You are about to launch a missile at your enemy. Cancel or Allow"

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