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Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops
daninbusiness writes "Across the US, beekeepers are finding that their bees are disappearing — not returning while searching for nectar and pollen. This could have a major impact on the food industry in the United States, where as much as $14 billion worth of agriculture business depends on bees for crop pollination. Reasons for this problem, dubbed 'colony collapse disorder,' are still unknown. Theories include viruses, some type of fungus, poor bee nutrition, and pesticides."
Where's my check?
Haha, just kidding. I believe in anthropogenic global warming, but I can't resist an easy shot like that.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
Obviously it is the resurgence in bird populations that is killing the bees.
We have to bring back DDT.
This is simply a matter of the birds and the bees.
W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
Oh please. Like bees have anything to do with crop production...What are these so-called "scientists" going to try to convince us of next?
This guy's the limit!
Al Gore eat them.
across the border into Mexico.... They heard the pollen there is sweeter and more abundant.. Plus they can get health care for free..
Why would they come back? Chinese and Indian honeybees do it cheaper. Rather than wait for their jobs to be outsourced, American honeybees are moving on to greener pastures.
Clearly the introduction of Africanised bees resulted in some sort of bee-AIDS epidemic.
Those promiscuous pollen pilfering pests!
We could put them to work in the fields, pollinating plants. Feed them enough sugar and they'd even buzz around like bees.
You people worry to much. No matter how much we fuck things up, we'll always find a way to fix it that doesn't hurt anyone that matters.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
This whole "No Drone Left Behind" thing is a failure. The bees are heading out of the country for better educations, free health care and fewer 'reality' programs on the tele.
No, really. The bees are being captured by the government and kept in secret facilities where they are pollinating a secret genetically engineered type of plant, which causes them to become carriers of the smallpox virus and be more aggressive. The bees are then used to spread smallpox where needed, without causing an immediate biological warfare panic.
That's why the bees are disappearing from private bee farms.
Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise --
suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now. Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: Yes.
Scientists? Please.
These are the people who don't believe in the book of Genesis, for chrissake.
<cite: bill maher>
It may seem silly but it is a critically important roll that the bees have to crop production.
It's not silly at all! I, like you, believe in the great insectoid pastry from whence all food production pours forth!
That explains the crystal honeycomb I received in the mail last week. It was engraved, "So long and thanks for all the flowers."
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Well yeah, everyone knows spelling bees are the phirst to go...
wait, phirst? Uh, oh...
Sometimes, life itself is sarcasm...
They are departing these shores forever. They are traveling to the Grey Havens, never to be seen in Middle Earth again.
Oh, bees.
nevermind.
When a pompous man hears a question, he replies with a non sequitur?