The Coevolution of Lice & Their Hosts
eldavojohn writes "It might be an uncomfortable subject but parasites are an interesting subject when it comes to evolution. Ever wonder if pocket gophers have lice? Well, they do. And most interesting of all is the evolution of these lice mirroring the evolution of gophers. To study the genes of lice may shed just as much light on evolutionary trees as studying the genes of the actual host the lice has evolved to. The most unsettling result from these studies is that human head lice and human pubic lice (crabs) vary so greatly that they are in two separate genera. There were similarities between our pubic lice and the lice found on gorillas. Scientists came to the conclusion, which they published today in BMC Biology, is just as striking as their earlier one about head lice. But it is hardly the same. We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas."
Did anyone else read that line and think that this was article could have some link to the Monkey's Uncle (proto chimp/proto human interbreeding) story from a while ago on slashdot?
Afraid not, TFA states:Anyway, best article linked from
I'm going to wonder whether there were savanna gorillas or deep Forest hominids all night now
There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
There were similarities between our pubic lice and the lice found on gorillas.
Look, I don't know what these scientists have been doing with the gorillas in this study, but this seems like evidence of *something*.
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It's not that humans got crabs from gorillas. One human did. Skeezy McTarzan.
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We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas." Just.... Dude.
I heard somewhere and I believe it to be true that African Americans hair has a oval shape instead of round. For this reason the lice cant grab on, and they don't have lice problems.
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I remember something from my days of getting an anthropology degree where some scientists was trying to guess the approximate date when humans first started wearing clothing. Tools made from bone and rock last a long time, so you can easily get a good idea of when people started making new types of tools. But stuff like clothing, rope, or weaving rots away pretty quickly, so finding them in archaeological digs is pretty rare.
IIRC, there are two types of lice or fleas. One kind lived on human skin and hair, and the other preferred clothing and blankets and lived only in artificial fabrics. The scientists were trying to see when the fabric-preferring bugs diverged from a common ancestor by examining the genetics. Really clever!
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To be perfectly honest ... um, let me think about this ... no.
The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
"We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas."
#10. Speak for yourself, professor.
#9. "coyote-ugly", move over...
#8. Shhh... Hear that? I think Dave Attell's head just exploded.
#7. Why is the waiting room empty? All I said was we...
#6. "Scratch-a while you can, monkey-boy!"
#5. Next on Springer...
#4. Time to bring the crab-infested brass monkeys in off the back porch, Radar.
#3. Yes, you heard me right, I need to get into those crabs' genes.
#2. Let's say we ask Jocelyn Elders to weigh in on this one.
and #1... Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, and a mighty itchy one at that.
(N.B., I know gorillas are apes not monkeys, so save the posting effort, it's just a freaking joke...)
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From the article: "And then there is the matter of where the lice live. Today, lice live on little islands of hair on an ocean of hairless human skin. They are clearly adapted to our relatively hairless bodies. The authors suggest that their results may mean that hominids were already losing hair 3.3 million years ago. The gorilla lice needed an empty ecological niche--pubic hair--that they could occupy in order to survive. If hominids had full-body hair, the lice that already lived on it might have been able to outcompete an invader."
In my opinion this is one of the most interesting aspects of this research - being able to date when we started becoming hairless. It's always been a puzzle why we are relatively hairless compared to the other great apes, and I would guess that being able to put some time constraints on it is a step toward understanding how this happened.
think twice about who you share your brain bucket with.
The coevolution of parasites and their hosts is admirably exemplified by the hordes of clueness do-nothing know-nothings who rush to offer hilariously foolish comments on slashdot.
The all powerful one is known to be against that nasty bahaviour known as "s*x" (except when used to go forth and multiply of course). He produced pubic lice as a punishment for those engaging in this disgusting activity.
We can test this. Have gay sex with a dirty ape while gambling, drinking, and cussing and see if you get struck by lighting and hurricanes more often then those having Brady-Bunch-Mormon-style relationships.
Table-ized A.I.
Oh,... and this is NOT a "In Soviet Russia" joke. :-P
Conclusion:
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Sigh. Another sheep argument with Irreducible Complexity. None of the candidates for this kind of "Gap" theology have stood up to scientific analysis. Other sheep have argued in a similar manner about the eye, the flagella, etc.
I wish Richard Dawkins was made required reading for all the misguided lambs every Saturday night before churchday.
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That was the only thing you said that made sense
Indigenous American Indians used to catch horses by outrunning them, until the horse was too tired to run anymore. If one trains a horse to run long distances, then I don't know, but a typical wild horse is not much of a match against a determined, trained human in terms of distance.
So I guess both the parent and grandparent messages are correct.
..........FULL STOP.
What do you mean "our pubic lice"?
This is Slashdot, most of us haven't had the opportunity to get public lice, you insensitive clod!
GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak