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New Species Of Great Cat Found
highwaytohell writes "Scientists have found a new species of leopard on Borneo and Sumatra. The Bornean Clouded Leopard or Neofelis Diardi was originally thought to be similar to the mainland Clouded Leopard. However, Dr Stephen O'Brien, Head of the Laboratory of Genomic Diversity, US National Cancer Institute says, "Genetic research results clearly indicate that the clouded leopards of Borneo should be considered a separate species, DNA tests highlighted around 40 differences between the two species." The news comes just a few weeks after a WWF report showed that scientists had identified at least 52 new species of animals and plants over the past year on Borneo."
The news comes just a few weeks after a WWF report showed that scientists had identified at least 52 new species of animals and plants over the past year on Borneo.
Ah ha! so that's what the rock is cooking!
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The great cat they mention has an American cousin.
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They can make another release now.
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Just great...
Tomorrow morning, Jobs starts working on yet ANOTHER version update of MacOS. "Hey everybody, they found a new cat, we can finally do that new version we've been planning!"
If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
Wait until you see the Great Scott!
So... how long before its extinct due to people harvesting its organs for aphrodisiacs?
What good will that do? Most of the slashdotters won't know a pussy if it came and bit them in the face. They read 'Great Cat' and yell "Battle Cat!".
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"Science: New Species Of Great Cat Found 17 of 15 comments"
What the heck? Is that a new species of math?
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i'd rather call it "smoke jaguar".
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Or maybe they found Garfield. Well, it's one big cat :P
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
You just know that somewhere, there is a fashion designer that decides that a glove made of the eyelashes of that animal is going to be the hottest thing next show, because that environment thing is so in right now. Or a thousand old Chinese millionaires who thinks that the powdered penis of this is finally going to cure their impotency.
So it just had the same mesh and texture, but was a different species? Good to see that God takes the same shortcuts Blizzard does. Can't blame Him, though. I mean, have you seen the kind of polygon count and texture resolution these things have? Oooer. It must cost a mint to model a new one, so some reuse is kinda expected ;)
Makes me wonder why He didn't just write the NPCs name above their head, though. I mean, it kinda defeats the purpose of trying to pass it off as a new species, if noone can tell.
And while I'm at it, how about an exclamation mark above quest-giver's heads, please? Talking to everyone in town works when you have 6 NPCs total in the town, like in old NES RPGs, but not when there's a million of them. Plus, they're starting to look funny at me when I ask them if they have a quest.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
I appreciate that exact communication is neither possible nor desirable on Slashdot but I do feel that if you are going to be pedantic you should pretty much be able to spell 'pedantry' correctly.
'Pendantry' could mean any of the following:
"The art of creating things to hang on necklaces"
"Like infantry, only with pends instead of infs"
"The act of writing 'Patent Pending' on every silly darn product your company makes"
I bet I have the perfect meaning for it, though:
Pendantry: The the act of publically correcting others without being either accurate or informed.
Pendantic: Having a tendency toward, or resembling, pendantry.
Example 1:
"Yeah, so, we just got back from la belle ville de Marseilles..."
"Hello?? McFly?? MarsielleS has an S on the end, it doesn't rhyme with 'say'. Did you even actually go there?"
"Er, could you possibly be a little less pendantic?"
Example 2:
"People think America was discovered by Christopher Columbus, but it was actually Lief Ericsson in spring 1002."
"What, exactly 1002? Unless you give me a citation, I'm going to have to call that pure pendantry!"
Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
A video of the new species on this page.
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Nothing compared to these two new species!
On the other hand, this opens up a whole new world of cat Photoshop opportunities on Fark.com.
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"Oh, and there is ONE MORE THING"
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Sounds like this is BigKitty v1.2 not 2.0....
If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
Sure it's offtopic; but aren't all funny posts?
no.
You can make a joke about the topic at hand.
Making a joke out of context would be off topic.
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