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Don't Google "How To Commit Murder" Before Killing

An anonymous reader alerts us to a murder trial in New Jersey in which Google and MSN searches were used against a woman accused of killing her husband. In the days before the murder, prosecutors say the defendant searched for "How To Commit Murder," "instant poisons," "undetectable poisons," "fatal digoxin doses," and gun laws in New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Her husband was killed with a gun procured in Pennsylvania. The crime occurred in 2004; of course, people now know to be careful about their searches.

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  1. Will googling for "ReiserFS" make me a suspect? by Tillmann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi,

    if my wife gets murdered, will it make me a suspect if I've googled for "ReiserFS"?

    bye,
    Till

    1. Re:Will googling for "ReiserFS" make me a suspect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes. Because ReiserFS puts the "stab" is "fstab". It truly is a killer filesystem.

    2. Re:Will googling for "ReiserFS" make me a suspect? by donnyspi · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I routinely get searches that hit on my site where people are looking for "15 year old vagina", or something along those lines"

      I do too and I redirect all traffic with stuff like that in it's querystring to the pedophilia article on wikipedia.

  2. Re:Huh? by Cristofori42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    IANAL, but.. why not?

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  3. Cost of murder by MattSparkes · · Score: 3, Funny

    It says she bought the prescription at Walgreens, it would have been much cheaper if she had bought them elsewhere. She got caught, and she didn't get the best deal, what a fool.

  4. Mmm'k - so it's AskSlashdot next time? by sbaker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mmm'k - so it's AskSlashdot next time?

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  5. Re:Google fulfilling prophecy... by Skidge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now your employer will use that against you in your next performance review. :)

  6. Ten Other Subjects Not to Google For by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. "Steve Ballmer" + Zune + squirt + Naked
    2. Walrus Porn
    3. enriched uranium for sale
    4. "girl" + "myspace" + "16 and under" + "sex" + "I am not an FBI agent"
    5. Latex frog fetish
    6. "How can I keep the feds from discovering my vast marijuana growing operation?"
    7. "genital warts" + "cures" + "sandpaper"
    8. "nitroglycerin" + "subway schedule" + "best escape routes"
    9. anthrax + "crop dusting license"
    10. "Cowboy Neal in Bondage"
    - Crow T. Trollbot
  7. Her last search .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    should have been 'Just Kidding'

  8. Re:Ludicrous by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure you can. But you might be in trouble when your ex-wife is found tied up in a grave with an ether smell coming from the box.

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  9. Re:Huh? by Drantin · · Score: 4, Funny

    IAALS? I am a lawyer's sidekick?

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  10. Re:Heh by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny

    I often search for things on wikipedia and google just out of personal interest and curiosity. Every time I search for something related to weaponry or toxic substances etc. I can't help but think to myself "will this ever come back to haunt me?"

    No kidding -- I just googled "man shred" (as in, looking up the man page for the "shred" secure deletion program) while replying to another post in this thread. I'd be screwed if somebody accused me of murdering somebody with a wood chipper!

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  11. ask jeeves instead by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 4, Funny

    i know he can keep a secret. he helped me out that time i woke up in a strange hotel room in denver next to a dead hooker.

    as luck would have it, getting rid of dead hookers is a common problem and there are many useful articles on wikihow. i can tell you from experience that your company's helpdesk is NOT very cooperative in a situation like that.

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    1. Re:ask jeeves instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I know when that happened to me I immediately regretted picking up a dead hooker the night before.

  12. Pro-tip for murdering by SydBarrett · · Score: 4, Funny

    Before you shoot someone, do a bunch of searches for "poisons". That way the cops will expect you to poison someone and when they find the body they will be all like "Welp, he wasn't poisoned, so I guess you didn't do it".

    1. Re:Pro-tip for murdering by nine-times · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or better yet, try Googling for "how NOT to shoot someone". That will throw the cops off your tracks.

  13. Re:Huh? by Andrewkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a regular watcher of "Law and Order" and "CSI: Miami", I can assure you that the law does not work that way.

  14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Same thing. ;)

  15. Re:Huh? by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the tights and cape you're wearing that made us think sidekick.

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  16. There's a way around this... by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just search for 'border guard fetish'. They should wave you right through...

    But you may also want to read up on 'personal lubricant', just in case you get an agent who stops you anyway - then you might REALLY be in trouble.

  17. Re:Huh? by b100dian · · Score: 4, Funny
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  18. Re:Huh? by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Funny
    About halfway down:

    How to Commit War Crimes With a Straight Face um.....
    wow, didn't know you needed a guide to do that.
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  19. Re:Huh? by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was kinda expecting this to be the first link...

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