Ballmer Says Google's Growth Is 'Insane'
eldavojohn writes "Steve Ballmer spoke to the Seattle PI this week, commenting that Google's pace of employee growth is 'insane,' and the company has few successful businesses outside of Internet search and advertising. He referred to Google's non-search efforts as 'cute.' Google's current number of employees is nearly doubling each year. 'I don't really know that anybody's proven that a random collection of people doing their own thing actually creates value.' Mr. Ballmer went on complain that, in general, competition for good programmers has become an issue. Even 'hedge funds' are looking for skilled coders, making the HR fight between the two companies that much more challenging."
As I translate Steve's remarks:
ROaaarrrr!!!! We are finding ourselves *hoot hoot* having to spend more money to hire quality programmers *scratch*. *Beats Chest* Google BAD!
It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
Ok, joking aside, am I the only one who finds Balmer's complaint a bit hypocritical? It's true that Microsoft has incredible sums of cash. However, Windows and Office are pretty much the only things making Microsoft that cash. Nearly every other portion of the company either contributes very little to the bottom line, or actually loses Microsoft money. I imagine that's part of the reason why Microsoft keeps bundling extra software services with Windows: At least it raises the value of the software package. (In theory, anyway.)
That being said, I am going to (*gasp*) agree with him on one point. Having a bunch of programmers sitting around does not accomplish anything. They have to be in a full-on creative environment to do the truly impressive stuff. I think that the environment is slowly dissolving as Google loses it cohesion as a tight-knit company. They're growing incredibly fast, and I'm not sure they're really getting a good return on that growth. Obviously, only those inside the company can actually know that for sure, but it's not looking as good as it once did for those of us on the outside.
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Steve, your showing off your true traits and motivations again.
If you really felt this way, you'd sit back and wait for Google to implode, and then hire all the best ex-google-ites for well under what they're being paid now.
But you're making such a fuss about it...whining really.
Steve here's a hint for you, it's called competition. Look it up some time.
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It is true. I took a job with an automated trading firm over Google. Partly I wanted to work for a smaller company. Google's dream 20% time looked like a myth when I actually interviewed there (none of my interviewers used their time because they had too much work to do on their normal projects). Also, there's something satisfying about directly measuring the success of your software in dollars. If it makes money, you run it.
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Novell agrees that google's growth is insane.
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This is coming from the guy who ran around a stage screaming and flapping his arms about.
Throwing more resources at a problem isn't always the best way to solve it. For crying out loud, if anyone should know that it's Ballmer.
A business I worked at several years ago did the same thing. Grew too fast and outpaced the market. Wound up running out of cash and having to lay off all those new hires. One guy was an employee for two weeks. I helped interview the guy, too.
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rediculous.
Disclaimer: I worked for Microsoft
Google's approach to growth right now resembles something like a gold rush, assuming that they know where the gold really is. I dont think they do exactly, but are hedging their bets on a number of ideas. The search engine makes money, but Google knows that they will need to do more, and I hope the phone rumors are true, but even so, just gathering a lot of great programmers together under one unbrella does not guarantee innovation.
I think Microsoft proved that good programmers dont necessarily make great programs. Every one of Google's businesses are cases of doing someone else's idea better. Cant wait to see what is coming, but for the moment, I cant see the fault in Ballmer's logic.
Um, why is this news? "Insane" is hardly a quantifiable value. So Balmer doesn't understand Google's business plan. Maybe Google is just building a brain trust while looking for the next big thing. Balmer is also doing a pretty good job at mischaracterizing Google's effort by calling it "a bunch of programmers doing their own thing", as if they're working completely without direction. I repeat, why are Balmer's completely uninformative ravings about Google news?
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It doesn't sound like Mr. Balmer's been paying that close attention to the FOSS phenomenon. As far as I can tell a random bunch of people doing their own thing for the last 10-20 yrs have achieved just as much as traditional software business models, in some case more and in more profound & lasting ways.
First, Microsoft can treat its employees better if they are having trouble attracting the caliber of employees google hires. Or they can continue as they are doing now, and petition Congress for more H1-B visas. But if they do that, then it really is more about getting good programmers cheaply rather than attracting the highest caliber programmers at any cost.
Second, if Mr. Balmer is correct, and Google doesn't have a sound or sustainable business, then it really doesn't matter; in a few years Google will implode, and Microsoft can sweep up all the Google alumni it wants.
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Well, if anybody knows "insane", it's Ballmer.
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I remember Bill Gates once saying that his worst fear for Microsoft was to become the next IBM - in other words, a big slow moving business with many levels of bureaucracy (this was some years ago and he was talking about the "old" IBM).
Well, it looks like Bills worst nightmare has come true, as evidenced by Ballmers comments. Google is now what Microsoft used to be - a lot of small teams working on their own projects without levels of bureaucracy interfering.
Google is not a random collection. You don't need to prove anything. Ballmer is not the authority on the matter. They are not all doing their own thing.
This is a CEO?
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Wait till google gets into the operating system business, then youll hear some whining.
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"A bunch of people doing their own thing", as you put it, is how the FOSS movement was started and largely continues. Your (Microsoft's) SEC filings indicate that you view FOSS as your major competitive threat. So, how insane is it?
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So they have to sell one copy of Windows Vista to compensate. Big deal...
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This is what happens when you get overeager to slam MS. I mean $289 million dollars, not $289 dollars. I previewed for formatting but not for stupidity.
Does anyone actually care what Steve says?
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"...the company has few successful businesses outside of Internet search and advertising."
Microsoft, 1980, one successful business, compilers and programming languages.
Microsoft, 1990, one successful product, operating systems. Their language business has become part of the support for their OS business.
Microsoft, 2000, finally have a really *solid* operating system for the first time since they dumped Xenix, and a handful of secondary businesses leveraged off their OS business.
It took Microsoft over 20 years to get to the point where they were more than a one-product company, and they're really not good at all where they can't use their position in the OS market to give people a magician's choice of products.
If google has a few successful businesses outside of Internet Search they're doing better than Ballmer did over the same period in the company's life cycle.
Well I'm a PhD student in Computer Engineering at a highly ranked university. I don't claim to be "smart". However I work hard, I can hold my own when it comes to coding, and I have professional software engineering experience before I started grad. school.
Google contacted me for an interview (I never applied). My phone interview with Google grilled me on undergraduate algorithms like graph traversal. Thats pretty much it. Now my undergraduate degree is actually Electrical Engineering, but my graduate research has been mostly software development. I'll admit I didn't remember details on many algorithms (never actually took an algorithms class), but I'm sure I could code up Diikstra's Algorithm once I read it over from a textbook.
Needless to say I was quickly rejected from Google. Why they contacted me for an interview and then tested me on things I have little background on, I have no idea. The interviewer even admitted to me that he actually doesn't use any of this stuff in his day-to-day job.
Thus I'm skeptical when these companies claim that they can't find people. They may have a hard time finding people that fit the exact cookie cutter they are looking for.
Face it, the only two products that Microsoft really has are MS Windows and MS Office; all other Microsoft efforts are merely "cute".
I suppose the difference to Google is that Windows and Office are under siege and rapidly becoming obsolete.
I didn't say market cap. I stated revenue. WRT revenue, it's irrelevant how quickly it's reached as long as it's set to continue. Sure Google's stock is bloated. But Microsoft has more than 7 times the number of employees and only 4 times the revenue.
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If you ignore the messenger and his obvious attempts to spin Google as "out of control," you still must admit that managing rapid growth is a tricky problem. Other companies (e.g., SGI) have not handled it well. Transmitting knowledge about the company and its products is harder when the people expected to do that have only been there a few months themselves.
Another theory states that he is angry to be the only person on earth not having received a gmail invite...
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The reality is that anybody worth hiring is going to be curious about things, will have their own interests, and will have their own research projects on the side. The only decision an employer must make is whether such projects will be on the employee's own time and expense, or is it something the employer can support (i.e. related, even if only tangentially, to the business). It may, after all, turn out to be the Next Big Thing and make the employer a buttload of money.
To paraphrase a line from JAG, anybody who wants to mess around with things that badly should be messing around for us.
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Balmer is, in my mind the perfect nutbar to be in charge of Microsoft at this point in time. While their foundation slowly erodes beneath them he sits up on top of the company and makes us laugh while still being easy to hate. He makes a fool out of himself with his stupid antics (chair tossing, monkey dancing, and ridiculous over the top hyperbole) and all the while he maintaines the "condescending asshole aura" that we've come to expect in Microsoft leadership.
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I don't really know that anybody's proven that a random collection of people doing their own thing actually creates value.
Hmmm. A random collection of people doing their own thing has saved me from ever having to run your ugly, bloated operating system!
Why stick up for big business?
And somewhere, off in the distance, a chair gives it's life as sballmer@microsoft.com receives 492 simultaneous Gmail invites.
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