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Microsoft Admits to Serious Problems with OneCare

ZDOne writes "A ZDNet reporter has gotten some truly amazing quotes out of a Microsoft product manager about the troubled OneCare product. Arno Edelmann, Microsoft's European business security product manager, was flagged down at this week's CeBit event, and had this to say about the service: 'Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products. It's not a bad product, but bits and pieces are missing ... OneCare is a new product — they shouldn't have rolled it out when they did, but they're fixing the problems now.' The problem is apparently with the the GeCAD antivirus code, which has had problems harmonizing with the company's Exchange updates. While Exchange 2007 doesn't cause issues, users with older versions may see their email quarantined as a matter of course."

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  1. Far more interesting admission by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products.

    I can't believe the guy just admitted that. To a major publication like ZDNet, no less. After all the trouble that Microsoft has gone through to convince the US Feds and EU committees that they "innovate", I can't help but wonder if a flying chair isn't in this guy's future.
    1. Re:Far more interesting admission by iabervon · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's clearly their more business-friendly name for ADamn, which the EU has been trying, unsuccessfully, to make them give.

    2. Re:Far more interesting admission by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      buying does not indicate a lack of innovation.

      Look at word is now from where it started, or Windows for that matter. Yes, let's. Word - POS that still cannot consistently print text from printer to printer. That may in part be because of...Windows a POS that still runs like shit, even after 15 years of "development".

      OK, two bad examples:

      MS /Bought/ DOS, and they innovated (or in some cases as another slasdotter mentioned, pilfered) quite a bit onto it to get another OS - the 9x branch of Windows. Actually, MS were fortunate to be able to buy DOS after they'd effectively already sold it. And windows certainly wasn't much of an innovation. It was so bad, people regularly dropped out of it to actually get some work done. The later 9x versions were a little slicker and certainly worked better than the previous incarnations, but were still flaky as hell. DOS mode was used heavily before the first service packs came out, along with new versions of third party software. In any case, the Win9x interface was still a bare shadow of the functionality of Next or PM on OS/2, and no where near as solid as either of those, Solaris or Irix.

      Another bad example of merely copying others. That's not innovation.

      Another thought: IE, look at where it was when MS bought it. Look at it now. Some of the stuff on their is their innovation, some of it is cloned from things others have done. Some of it is good, some of it is bad. IE - manipulated into dominance by MS with what is undoubtedly the worst browser implementation out there with some of the worst features (ActiveX being #1 on that list). It fails to render standard HTML. It fails in CSS support. It fails in security. It just fails.

      What's good about it? At least prior to IE 4.02 (I think it was) you could at least effectively uninstall the POS.

      List me some innovation. I see none in your examples.
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    3. Re:Far more interesting admission by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

      Case in point, iTunes started out life as SoundJam MP. I think it is safe to say that it, combined with the iPod that it enabled, has radically altered the landscape of music sales. Significant innovation, in large part stemming from an acquisition. Final Cut Pro and DVD Studio Pro have radically altered the landscape of the field of video editing and DVD development. Final Cut Pro was originally a Macromedia product called Final Cut. DVD Studio Pro? Astarte DVDirector. Both products have substantially improved since the acquisition, of course, but they are still innovation through acquisition and improvement rather than through starting from scratch.

      Everybody innovates at least in part through acquisition. The difference is that Microsoft seems to innovate almost exclusively through acquisition. :-D

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  2. You see that is the MS Advantage. by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If something goes wrong Microsoft takes the blame not you. You could run Linux for years and when one thing goes wrong you can get fired. But by choosing Microsoft you have many many major problems a month and still keep you job and even get a raise because you can blame MS on them. Even though MS will only say sorry and do little to fix the problem but still your job is safe.

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    1. Re:You see that is the MS Advantage. by kebes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're absolutely right, and I hate it.

      I use Linux extensively (at home and at work), but I'm always afraid to suggest it as a solution for others. Because then somehow I become responsible when things don't go perfectly smoothly. If instead I just recommend a "status quo" solution, then any bugs encountered will just be treated as "business as usual." The reality is that any software deployment will have annoyances along the way (whether Linux-based or Windows-based). The difference is exactly what you describe: "No one is fired for choosing Microsoft" whereas if you recommend Linux, you become "the guy to blame."

      I'm not sure how to fix this state of affairs. It's a totally unreasonable double-standard, but it will exist whenever there is a defacto standard like MS has become (and IBM was, at one time). I think this is actually one of the major (and usually unmentioned) roadblocks to Linux adoption. Yes, you have some vocal Linux advocates... but the majority of us who really understand the advantages of Linux are scared into silence. (Or maybe I'm just a coward.)

    2. Re:You see that is the MS Advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I started at my current job, at a startup, they had WYSE terminals connected to a Windows Terminal Server. We were growing fast, and I was in a position to decide what technology we would deploy moving forward. I wasn't going to be personally responsible for Windows (they can't pay me enough) so I standardized on Ubuntu Linux on cheap desktop machines.

      We ran like that for a year. Many of the people (especially the sales folks) would constantly complain about problems. Problems that would mysteriously vanish when I was looking. Things like "I don't know where I put such-and-such a file."

      Then the real company leadership, who had all been busy with another project, came in. Literally overnight, they decided that we would replace all the linux desktops with Windows. Fortunately at this point we had several junior techs that could do the job. And did.

      I now have the only Linux desktop at the company. The windows machines have constant problems -- (I can't read my email! I can't log into the domain! etc...) BUT -- the important thing here is, no one complains. When there are constant problems now, it's not about how much the system sucks. It's just the way things are. Whereas on Linux, it was Linux's fault.

      I'm personally convinced that there are far more problems on the Windows installs than there ever were on the Linux installs. The other techs who have more involvement in the desktops these days agree. But it doesn't matter, because Windows is the standard, any problems are also the standard.

      Screw 'em. I'm just glad it's not MY responsibility. And no, I didn't get demoted or fired, I got promoted out of having to deal with office matters. Now I just work on the production systems, which are 100% open-source based.

    3. Re:You see that is the MS Advantage. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Interesting


      I have to admit that while I believe Linux can be used to replaced Windows in a corporate environment, the REAL issue is precisely this sort of human relations problem.

      It could be that when you put the initial Linux solution in, there wasn't enough "prep" of the users. So ANY change would have been resisted, not just Linux.

      You get taught this in decent system analysis classes - the "user prep" is critical to making ANY IT change work.

      I changed the user accounts on the machines of one of my clients from administrator to limited as the start of a basic security hardening. I explained to the users that this was a basic necessity - never run as administrator. The users complained they have to switch to administrator too often to run like this. Even after I pointed out the "runas" command, they still had complaints. They viewed their machines as if they were home machines, not corporate machines attached to a network. They couldn't see that running as administrator, while easier from a production standpoint, was a threat to the entire network and that if a virus got in, it could drop the whole network - a serious production impediment.

      Finally, I had to switch them back to administrator mode. They were attaching customer hard drives to their machines (to convert customer video files) and the NTFS wouldn't allow anybody but administrator to access the drives. The files on the drives were owned by an SID which was not recognized by the host system. On XP Pro, you could change the permissions to give the Everyone account full control of those drives - but half their machines run XP Home (and the owner doesn't want to spend money upgrading them to Pro.) On Home you have to go into Safe Mode to access the system Administrator account (or use a command line tool) - which is way too much work. Even my admin-level account can't do it in XP Home. I considered having them take ownership - which could be done from my admin account - but the problem with that is that when the drives are returned to the customer, then the customer wouldn't be able to access them. Having the Everyone account have full control would have been an acceptable compromise, but isn't feasible under XP Home because of the need to do it from Safe Mode.

      You just can't win. There are just too many mistakes compounded on other mistakes in the typical business environment.

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  3. Microsoft makes users do beta testing now? by qwijibo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How is this different from practically every other software company? Sure, it would be nice if users weren't the beta testers, but this isn't exactly a new tactic. This has been going on for at least 20 years. I just can't attest to having direct professional experience with the tactic prior to that.

    Hitting aggressive(unrealistic) deadlines has always taken priority over testing or finishing products prior to the release.

    1. Re:Microsoft makes users do beta testing now? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm afraid you're right. In the olden days of software, money was made off of support contracts, and new version and new feature rollouts were relatively scarce. The whole purpose of software was so that some big guy in a suit could charge big dollars to maintain the system.

      When that business cycle was finally toppled in favor of the "new feature every year, new version every three or four", pulling more of a company's revenue into the software itself, the necessity came to pump out new stuff with as much frequency as possible, or at least to keep promising new features even when the product didn't actually exist. MS really started doing it with Chicago, putting out artists' renditions of screen layouts in friendly mags, still missing deadlines, and ultimately coming out with a terrible product (remember for the first 32-bit version of Office... which wasn't really 32-bit at all).

      Microsoft's AV software, which had the AV community flipping out thinking they were screwed, has turned into one of the company's biggest embarassments. But it's not the only one. Vista incompatibilities are a serious headache, and a lot of folks just aren't upgrading. With the US economy looking like it's going into downturn, they're not going to be making up for it in OEM boxes.

      I'm sure they'll survive this time, but the business model they're running with is showing cracks. I'll wager the other AV guys like Symantec are rolling around on the floor laughing at this, while MS's reputation at being able to manage the viruses that are taking advantage of the vulnerabilities largely of their its own creation is going down the tubes.

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    2. Re:Microsoft makes users do beta testing now? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm afraid you're right. In the olden days of software, money was made off of support contracts

      That model really hasn't gone away with enterprise software, it's just morphed. You still need a support contract, and you still need to pay someone lots of money to maintain the system. The difference is that these days you need to pay a whole team of people to integrate and maintain the little pieces morphed together as a whole system -- this is usually called the 'IT Department' these days. :)

      I'm sure they'll survive this time, but the business model they're running with is showing cracks.

      Their business model has shown cracks for quite sometime -- the biggest of them being the wayyy late arrival of Vista, with most of its highly-toted promised features (i.e., WinFS, etc.) replaced with some shine and polish that's already been in its closest competitor, Mac OS X, for three years.

    3. Re:Microsoft makes users do beta testing now? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm afraid you're right. In the olden days of software, money was made off of support contracts
      That model really hasn't gone away with enterprise software, it's just morphed. You still need a support contract, and you still need to pay someone lots of money to maintain the system. The difference is that these days you need to pay a whole team of people to integrate and maintain the little pieces morphed together as a whole system -- this is usually called the 'IT Department' these days. :)
      Agreed. Now we've got the worst of both worlds. Big dollars for the product (particularly to keep up with the frequency of releases) and big dollars to keep said product functioning.

      I'm sure they'll survive this time, but the business model they're running with is showing cracks.
      Their business model has shown cracks for quite sometime -- the biggest of them being the wayyy late arrival of Vista, with most of its highly-toted promised features (i.e., WinFS, etc.) replaced with some shine and polish that's already been in its closest competitor, Mac OS X, for three years.
      It's a pretty severe problem. There simply isn't very much in Vista to make jump and go "I NEED THAT!" Windows 2000 had it, particularly for servers, XP had it for finally producing an NT-based general consumer OS, Server 2003 had it for cleaning up the issues in Win2k, but Vista doesn't have anything that demands a good chunk of the marketplace turn into early adopters. A good many people are faced with hardware upgrades or replacement. Then they're faced with potential incompatibilities. Whether it's business users, home users or heavy gamers, Vista simply isn't ready yet, but like Chicago/Win95 before it, MS has to get something to market. Even if it isn't ready. Even if it hasn't half of what was promised. It makes no difference, because the marketing machine that Microsoft really is requires the Windows/Office behemoth keep playing the version trick every few years or risk the whole thing coming down around their ears.
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  4. Microsoft is not a security company by rainhill · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Microsoft is not a security company. Security is important, but it's just a little part of Microsoft," Gee, that's new.

  5. There is also no 64-bit support by benzapp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's quite amusing when a person installs Vista 64-bit edition, and is prompted to install an antivirus product like OneCare. There is a link to the site right on startup where you can order. It actually lets you purchase it and everything, then you go to install it - and it tells you it's on an unsupported platform.

    Whoever runs the OneCare group should be fired!

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    1. Re:There is also no 64-bit support by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure it does. /IF/ you want to buy it after ignoring the system requirements right off the product homepage, why should they stop you?

      "Note that the x64-based versions of Windows XP and Windows Vista are not currently supported."

      Pretty damned clear to me. If you want to act like you've been lobotomised, see that, and say, what the hell, I'll order it anyway, ain't no website programming that's going to save you from yourself.

      Yay for FUD>

    2. Re:There is also no 64-bit support by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whoever runs the OneCare group should be fired! fired out of a cannon into the sun.
  6. Glad when they do by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products.

    And most times I'm glad for that. Because most of the time the products they buy at least start out good before they trash it with their corporate branding.

    SQL Server was one of their better products for a long time. Not so much now but it used to be a reasonably-priced and functional piece of software, at least at the low end of the load scale. Now it's like most of their products: Easy to manage but bloated beyond all recognition.

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  7. Too Funny, and RAV by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too funny: "Microsoft is not a security company. Security is important, but it's just a little part of Microsoft,"

    Nonetheless, GeCAD had good software products in RAV Antivirus (the romanian antivirus) but it was never as consumer-friendly or effective as it needs to be. SHould have left it as RAV- those of us using it as a linux mail server would have been happier.

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  8. Re:And the next step is... by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The next part is to admit that when they cannot buy a product, they steal the idea instead. Who doesn't steal ideas? Don't make me talk about a certain company which does provide better software/support or their fans will kill me. :) I am used to getting banned from IRC rooms using top of the line hardware from them anyway.

    They steal down to $20 shareware.
  9. And that sums up their problems. by Stumbles · · Score: 3, Funny
    To quote " Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products... "

    So much for Microsoft's mantra of innovation. How can you possibly be innovative when all you do is buy up existing technologies and try to bolt them onto a POS of an operating system? Don't answer because that is a rhetorical question.

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    1. Re:And that sums up their problems. by dthable · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The startup companies use the innovative business model. After going through the growing pains and figuring out how to use those great ideas, a large company comes in and buys them. The founders and owners are more than happy to sell the company and walk away millionaires.

      Then the system resets and starts over again. Isn't capitalism wonderful?

  10. Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products ... by ubrgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    They develop "undocumented features" :)

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    1. Re:Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products ... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


      Microsoft's new slogans:

      Microsoft - we innovate bugs faster than anyone.

      Microsoft - we innovate bloat.

      Microsoft - we innovate computer insecurity. Beat that, Linux!

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  11. Free beta testers by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Companies roll it out before it's finished, or tested completely That's what consumers are for. :-()
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  12. Their new Seuse line by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    OneCare 2.0 Care, RedCare, BlueCare.

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  13. ZDNet Editorial: "The slow poison of OneCase" by Keeloid · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you thought the original story was embarrassing, check out the editorial on OneCare http://opinion.zdnet.co.uk/leader/0,1000002208,392 86364,00.htm

  14. MS Doesn't Develop Products? by cmacb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products.


    And all this time I thought Bill and Steve chanted "innovate" a few dozen times and new products just sprang into existence!
  15. Re:This was exactly my idea. by toadlife · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most large software companies do this. Cisco and Oracle come to mind as companies that buy instead of develop new product lines all the time.

    I wonder why people see this a such a bad thing. Reinventing the wheel is viewed as a anti-pattern in the programming world, but when a large company chooses to not do it through acquisitions, it's viewed as a bad thing.

    BTW, I was never able to find Duvel locally. :(

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  16. Re:It finds itself to be a virus too by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Informative


    Heh, heh, wait until you have to UPDATE Norton - which will then fail one of its updates - not the actual AV update, one of their other half dozen different updates - TWO of my clients have this problem now.

    Or wait until it tells you that it has an "internal problem" and must be uninstalled and reinstalled - one of those two clients has THAT problem on yet another machine. TWO different Norton problems on two machines out of 22 machines - that's a ten percent failure rate.

    Then wait until you have to uninstall it - and it doesn't.

    Then you have to go their support Web site, jump through hoops to download a tool to REALLY uninstall it.

    Norton is total bloated, slow, resource-hogging, unreliable CRAP - which is no longer in the top five AV detectors anyway based on AV Comparatives studies. Nobody should use it regardless of their AV needs.

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  17. More brilliant ideas on security from Microsoft by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Interesting
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