Caves on Mars?
RockDoctor writes "The BBC is reporting that the photo-surveying of Mars has revealed seven suspected cave entrances in the Arsia Mons volcanic area.
This has been hinted at before — long sinuous channels in the same region have been interpreted as collapsed 'lava tube' caves — but the scale of the suggested entrances (sheer drops of 80 to 130m from the surrounding surface) makes my troglodytic hands twitch for my abseiling gear."
Maybe THATS where he's been hiding!
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
Zapp: Behold...the Great Stone Face of Mars. The only known entrance to the Martian reservation.
Leela: What about the Great Stone Ass of Mars?
Zapp: Well, yeah, but it's way over the other side of the planet.
Is this really news? To be completely honest, it had never occurred to me that there wouldn't be caves on Mars.
OF COURSE there's caves on the Red Planet. Doesn't anybody read Chapter 8 of The Warlord of Mars anymore?.
Here's the actual article's URL; the also had some supporting papers at LPSC that show up at ADS...
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http://adsabs.harvard.edu/cgi-bin/nph-bib_query?b
Simon
FTA:
The authors say that the possible discovery of caves on the Red Planet is significant.
The caves may be the only natural structures capable of protecting primitive life forms from micrometeoroids, UV radiation, solar flares and high energy particles that bombard the planet's surface.
Like maybe Earthlings?
Dear Aunt Anthro, are there cave-martians?
Sincerely, Timmy in Ohio (age 8)
Dear Timmy;
I want to encourage your interest in science! Yes, there are cave-martians. They have huge fangs and many clawed tentacles. They drool stinky green ichor and crawl like nothing you've ever seen before. They are known for hiding in dark closets and under beds. Also, they have flying saucers and know where Ohio is.
Might have been funny if you had spelled "they're" correctly.
their != they're
This sig kills fascists.
"If their so smart they can find they are own way out."
Yeah, your way makes SO much more sense. Good job flaming someone when you can't do it right yourself.
Caves can be dangerous [link].
I almost clicked, and then realized this topic may be a perfect setup phrase for a goatse trick. I don't volunteer to check it.
Table-ized A.I.
An extended abstract from the Lunar Planetary Science Conference :
1 .pdf
http://www.lpi.usra.edu/meetings/lpsc2007/pdf/137