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New Monkey Species Found in Uganda

Posted by samzenpus on from the but-can-it-clean-the-bathroom dept.

Anonymous Coward writes "The discovery of a new monkey species that's found only in Uganda is being overshadowed by the imminent destruction of much of the animal's habitat."

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  1. Perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Just in time for the US presidential election.

  2. Sucks to be a monkey. by AbsoluteXyro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey. Survival of the fittest, right? If nature intended these monkeys to live, they would have been endowed with bulldozer crippling super-strength! Or they would at least look cute. But they weren't, and they don't.

    1. Re:Sucks to be a monkey. by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you talking about, I think they're adorable!!!

      Well, unless they start flinging poo....

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  3. Before you all start pointing fingers... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I was no where NEAR Uganda. I mean it!

  4. CowboyNeal? by Bl4d3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who let CowboyNeal loose in Uganda? And why is someone trying to destroy his home.. that's not fair

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