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RIAA Caught in Tough Legal Situation

JeffreysTube writes "The RIAA's legal fight against a divorced mother has run into trouble, with the judge now telling the RIAA that its only two options are to proceed with a jury trial against Patty Santangelo or dismiss the case with prejudice. If the latter happens, Santangelo officially "wins" and could collect attorneys' fees. The judge is less than pleased with the RIAA, which is now trying to drop the case without giving Santangelo a chance to be declared guilty. 'This case is two years old,' wrote Judge McMahon. 'There has been extensive fact discovery. After taking this discovery, either plaintiffs want to make their case that Mrs. Santangelo is guilty of contributory copyright infringement or they do not.'"

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  1. Re:I know you hate the RIAA by Wavicle · · Score: 5, Funny

    People flocked to my store, knowing that they (and their children) could safely purchase records without profanity or violent lyrics
    ...I grabbed the little shit by his shirt...
    ...take yourself and your little bitch friend out of my store...

    Wow. Now I see why the CDs don't contain profanity or violent lyrics. There's plenty right there in the store.

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  2. Re:Is that your final comment? by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Funny

    This woman basically just kicked them in the nuts, hard. Good for her. Just like a good old fashioned kick in the nuts, you don't feel the 'real' pain immediately, for the benefit of those without nuts or experience in having them kicked

    Little too much detail on your final point there bud

  3. Re:Is that your final comment? by jkrise · · Score: 5, Funny

    This woman basically just kicked them in the nuts, hard. Good for her. Just like a good old fashioned kick in the nuts, you don't feel the 'real' pain immediately, for the benefit of those without nuts or experience in having them kicked.

    Give us a youtube link, and we'll decide. Or is that covered by an RIAA copyright as well?

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  4. No Win, No Knee by AGMW · · Score: 4, Funny
    Man, wouldn't that be a hell of a settlement! The RIAA Lawyers, directors, etc have to stand, legs akimbo, whilst the lady walks up the line kicking them each in the tabs! Any flinching means the exec has to move to the end of the line for a second kick!

    If only all cases could be settled this way!

    Look for the new adverts ... "No win, no knee"!

    LOVE IT!

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    1. Re:No Win, No Knee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't that be "no win, no pee"?

  5. Re:I know you hate the RIAA by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    FYI: YHBT. HTH. HAND :)

    BBQ?

  6. Re:I know you hate the RIAA by ampathee · · Score: 1, Funny

    FYI: YHBT. HTH. HAND :)

    BBQ?

    BYO.

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  7. Re:Is that your final comment? by FSWKU · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give us a youtube link, and we'll decide. Or is that covered by an RIAA copyright as well?

    That would come under the MPAA's jurisdiction. For it to come under the RIAA, both entities would have to complete their merger and transformation into the Music And Film Industry Association of America (MAFIAA).
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  8. Re:I know you hate the RIAA by clickclickdrone · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can say I have had great sex with Catholics.
    Are you sure you're supposed to be here? It's bad enough a slashdotter claiming to know a woman but actually, you know, touching their toilet parts? Wow!
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  9. Re:I know you hate the RIAA by ConsistentChaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rabbi? She? I must be a bit behind the times on Judaism.

  10. Re:Is that your final comment? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I saw this on last night's episode of "Ow, My Balls!" Man, that show KICKS ASS!

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  11. Spaceballs Salute, anyone? by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "They need to stop harassing people who can't hope to match their legal resources. This woman basically just kicked them in the nuts, hard. Good for her. Just like a good old fashioned kick in the nuts, you don't feel the 'real' pain immediately, for the benefit of those without nuts or experience in having them kicked."

    Why am I picturing the RIAA lawyers all standing there with their hands over their nads while a diminutive lady dressed in black with asthma and a bouffant [sp?] eyeing them up?

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  12. Re:I know you hate the RIAA by delinear · · Score: 2, Funny

    can't believe someone posted this AGAIN.

    He's trying to establish a new meme, you insensitive clod!

  13. Re:Is that your final comment? by JKConsult · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't that show kick balls?

  14. Re:Cut and paste post alert by boingo82 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The irony, of course, is ranting against piracy in a post that is, itself, pirated.


    HA!

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