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College Demands RIAA Pay Up For Wasting Its Time

An anonymous reader writes "We've already seen the University of Wisconsin tell the RIAA to go away, but the University of Nebaska has gone one step further: it's asking the RIAA to pay up for wasting its time with the silly demand to push students into paying up. The spokesperson for the University also notes that since they constantly rotate IP addresses and have no need to hang onto that information for very long, they simply cannot help the RIAA. They have no clue who was attached to which IP address at the time the RIAA is complaining about."

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  1. RIAA needs to pay me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    For wasting my time with all these frivolous lawsuits I have to read about...

    1. Re:RIAA needs to pay me... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 4, Funny

      RIAA needs to pay me..

      Better get that plane ticket to Soviet Russia then. I've heard the time travel costs extra.
  2. Welcome to ... by BlueTrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to RIAADot
    News for lawyers, trials that matters ...

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    1. Re:Welcome to ... by Drakin020 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot Categories

      (As seen to the left)

      RIAAdot Categories

      College Students
      Single Mothers
      Dissabled Vets
      Household pets
      The Deceased
      Newborn babies
      People without internet

      No one is safe from the law!

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    2. Re:Welcome to ... by Gospodin · · Score: 4, Funny

      This really worries me, since I use USAA for a lot of my insurance and banking.

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    3. Re:Welcome to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Didn't you mean?

      Welcome to RIAADot
      News for IANALs, trials that matters ...

  3. Re:Good by BlueTrin · · Score: 4, Funny
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    Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
  4. I hope Nebraska Wins by CF4L · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then maybe they will set a precedent such that I can sue coworkers who invite me to meetings as "required" that I don't have any reason to be at. That will make them thing twice when creating the invitee list.

  5. Go Cornhuskers, Go Big Red! by schwit1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think y'all oughta introduce some of those mafiaa lawyers to your livestock ... "squeal like a pig".

  6. Re:FUCK YOU SEVEN ELEVEN! by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Repeat after me..

    Sucking the filling out of hostess fruit pies at seven eleven and then putting them back is not theft.

    It'd vandalism.

    Semantics are fun.

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  7. Re:Good by chrismcdirty · · Score: 5, Funny
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  8. Reasons for RIAA not to sue Universities by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. People know the actual terms of licenses and what Fair Use is.

    2. Many many lawyers and soon-to-be lawyers looking forward to massive p0wnage of RIAA that will give them credit and make a name for them in future work in the law are studying at the universities.

    3. Many faculty lawyers looking to publish papers to prove how good they are at p0wning RIAA - publish or perish!

    4. Lots of grads willing to donate money to their alum funds to help p0wn RIAA.

    5. It's just plain FUN!

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  9. Re:Perhaps by celardore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ugh... I just tried to mod you "obvious".

  10. Re:Good by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I moused over your link I read hitler=riaa [http://yro.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?fhfilter=riaa ]

  11. Re:Here in Nebraska by Spleen · · Score: 2, Funny

    ha! I apologize for not including the sheet music to accompany the lyrics.

  12. Re:Finally! by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 3, Funny

    A stab in the back is OK, but seeing the RIAA cleaved asunder with a battle-ax would be an absolute hoot!

    STB

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  13. They had to find a way ... by umeboshi · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... to let Godwin slip through the cracks. :)

  14. Re:Creating a Fearful Consumer Class by jkiol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyday is no DRM day for some of us ;)

  15. Re:Official "Who's Next?" Pool by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Okay, I'm starting a pool. Who will the RIAA go after next? Place your bets.

    I'm taking whales.
    They can't go after wales. Do you know how hard it is to serve a subpoena in Welsh?

    You try reading legalise with all the vowels stripped out.
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  16. Re:Ironic by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Students still can (and do) have static IP addresses; now, however, you have to fill out a form to get one.

    Fill that sucker out and there goes your plausible deniability.

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