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France Opens Secret UFO Files

Radon360 notes that France has become the first country to open its files on UFOs. A new website lists over 1600 sightings dating back to the 1950s. "The online archives, which will be updated as new cases are reported, catalogues in minute detail cases ranging from the easily dismissed to a handful that continue to perplex even hard-nosed scientists. Known as OVNIs in French, UFOs have always generated intense interest along with countless conspiracy theories about secretive government cover-ups of findings deemed too sensitive or alarming for public consumption."

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  1. Moi by Mipoti+Gusundar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Je, pour une, bienvenu notre nouvelle ONVI maitre!

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    1. Re:Moi by Mjlner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Je, pour une, bienvenu notre nouvelle ONVI maitre!
      You know, a "pardon my French" would be in order...
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    2. Re:Moi by Library+Spoff · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's french for cliché ?

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  2. "France has become the first country..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Radon360 notes that France has become the first country to open its files on UFOs.

    Because Radon360 is a twat.

    May 2006:
    http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/FreedomOfInforma tion/PublicationScheme/SearchPublicationScheme/Uni dentifiedAerialPhenomenauapInTheUkAirDefenceRegion .htm

  3. Since this is France we are talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    will the database contain a field on whether or not the aliens looked delicious?

    1. Re:Since this is France we are talking about by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

      These guys eat toads - I wouldn't land my green butt in France if I were an alien.

  4. Tag zis by ootykumar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ze truth iz out zere

  5. Translation by cabinetsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Je, pour une, bienvenu notre nouvelle ONVI maitre!
    I surrender to our new UFO overlords.
  6. its a matter of point of view by rucs_hack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you consider UFO to be what it actually means, that it is an object in the sky for which there is no current explanation, then that's fine. Ball Lightening was a 'UFO' till it was explained.

    To believe that these unexplained things are extra terrestrials is a huge leap, and one I would tend to scoff at. Not least because the whole 'flying saucer' and 'greys' crap only appeared in the US during the early cold war, with greys not being named till later.

    I will never believe that an advanced race can travel all the way across the inconceivable distance between stars, and be dumb enough to crash. Nor that they would travel that far and buzz people on their own, which is all that has supposedly happened.

    Not once have they made proper contact and opened a dialogue, or established a visible presence. That's would be like Christopher Columbus landing in America, blowing a rasberry at a native American, jumping back in his ship and heading home without another word. It's just silly.

    Most alien visitation theories read like children's stories, and most 'the aliens operated on me' stories read like early memories of visits to a dentist mixed with sexual fantasies.

    And yet I do believe that other life exists, to do otherwise is to be a fool, given the size of the universe.

    I do not, however, subscribe to the 'aliens are morons who can't steer a ship, and like to cut on us some from time to time' line of thought.

    1. Re:its a matter of point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I will never believe that an advanced race can travel all the way across the inconceivable distance between stars, and be dumb enough to crash. Yeah, humans definitely have the market on that particular brand of stupidity (RIP Beagle 2). :-P
  7. Re:And that's not the worst part... by ericlondaits · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like those nefarious aliens that used AppleTalk in Independence Day!

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  8. Gee, Thanks. by Radon360 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I didn't realize that submitting a story made me a "twat".

    That's great that you brought the fact that the UK government has released some similar information to the public, long before France had done so. Perhaps the reporter of this article should be labelled a "twat" for not researching the topic further and bringing up that point, or at least not make the bold comment about France being the first.

    Which brings up another point. If you ever have submitted a story to Slashdot, you'd recognize that the editors tend to take quite a bit of liberty on rewriting the story summaries (for better or worse). I didn't "note" anything...the summary was just rewritten to say I did.