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High Performance DDR2 Memory Breaks 1.25GHz

TrackinYeti writes "Performance PC Memory manufacturer, Corsair recently released a new addition to their flagship Dominator line of desktop memory, the TWIN2X2048-10000C5DF. This 2GB DDR2 memory kit features the company's DHX Dual Path Heat Xchange cooling technology, support for Enhanced Performance Profiles (EPP), it includes one of Corsair's Dominator active memory coolers, and it's rated for operation at a currently industry leading 1.25GHz."

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  1. In other news, by Looce · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Performance $OBJECT manufacturer, $COMPANY recently released a new addition to their flagship $BRAND line of $OBJECT(s), the $MODELNUMBER. This $OBJECTDESCRIPTION features the company's $SUPERLONGFEATURENAME, support for $ANOTHERFEATURENAME ($ABBR), it includes one of $COMPANY's $OTHERPRODUCTHERE, and it's rated for operation at a currently industry leading $OWNAGESPEC."

    Seriously, this sounds a lot like any other marketing gimmick ever invented. And it is just asking for a car analogy. Simply replace $COMPANY with Chevrolet, and start imagining the rest..!

    1. Re:In other news, by alx5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Performance $CAR->OBJECT manufacturer, $CAR->COMPANY recently released a new addition to their flagship $CAR->BRAND line of $CAR->OBJECT(s), the $CAR->MODELNUMBER. This $CAR->OBJECTDESCRIPTION features the company's $CAR->SUPERLONGFEATURENAME, support for $CAR->ANOTHERFEATURENAME ($CAR->ABBR), it includes one of $CAR->COMPANY's $CAR->OTHERPRODUCTHERE, and it's rated for operation at a currently industry leading $CAR->OWNAGESPEC." ;)

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  2. Re:I've got it by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, like giving it to me so I can spend it on hardware that will be outdated in 6 months.

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  3. Re:GFs Pussy by sokoban · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the smell is really strong it is probably some sort of infection which is causing there to be high levels of trimethylamine oxide which cause a fishy odor. Get her on a regimen of Flagyl to treat the infection.

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  4. Re:I've got it by ArAgost · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just wanted to build up the most awesome gaming computer possible that will never see anything more complicated than solitaire. Now try to run Vista's solitaire. I bet your FPS will be soooooo low.
  5. Re:I've got it by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 4, Funny

    the computer wouldn't even post until I used the big thick power cable that came with the power supply.

    Also commonly known as plugging it in :P
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  6. Memory Breaks 1.25GHz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, didn't you see the sign? You broke it, you bought it.

  7. This is a fan and a heatsink by Animats · · Score: 4, Funny

    This isn't a new DRAM chip. This is an ad from the fan and heatsink crowd.

  8. another active cooler. w00t. by yeremein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet another whiny fan to sieze up and die in six months.

    How long before they put active heatsinks on mice?

  9. Re:GFs Pussy by Proofof.+Chaos · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's probably dirty. To clean it, deflate her and wash with warm soapy water, then hang up to air dry.

  10. DDR2 by rubberchickenboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    High Performance DDR2

    There's a High Performance Dance Dance Revolution 2?

  11. That would never work... by Proofof.+Chaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it makes it to easy for cats to catch them.

  12. Re:That's processors have caches (lots of) by timeOday · · Score: 2, Funny

    I associate oversized caches with Intel's "Extreme" line of processors, which (for some reason) offered virtually no performance boost.