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How Small a PC Is Too Small?
Banner~! recommends an article in IBTimes on the search for the ideal size for an ultraportable computer. One device mentioned is Paul Allen's FlipStart, discussed here recently. After watching early users fumble and nearly drop an early version of the FlipStart while trying to perform a three-finger salute, designers ended up including a single key labeled "CtrlAltDel" in the version that will be shipping soon. From the article: "Each device maker... has a different sense of how small an ultra-mobile can get before it becomes impossible to use. For instance, Microsoft thinks the tiniest screen possible measures 7 inches diagonally, but FlipStart Labs settled on 5.6 inches."
* You need a million-dollar electron microscope to see the screen
* Sneezing anywhere near it wipes out the RAID array
* You confuse it with a prophylactic
* Ants use it to jumpstart their own nuclear weapon program for their holy war against the termites
designers ended up including a single key labeled "CtrlAltDel" in the version that will be shipping soon.
;-)
I bet that key will get worn out first
I've found a similar shortcut; just click the Internet Explorer 7 icon, and the resulting crash reboots for me.
Table-ized A.I.
To those who don't use windows anymore it's only fair to point out that you can't reboot a computer anymore by pressing ctrl-alt-delete. It's only a hotkey to open the task manager.
Of course one could argue though that microsoft finally broke the only known fix for windows when they implemented this "feature".
Since they reduced the 3 finger salute (ctrl-alt-delete) to a 1 finger salute, they should rename it "FlipOff".
This is windows. They prolly did a study and found that having multiple shortcuts to open task manager increased productivity so you can end task faster.
I guess having a single button is more appropriate after all.
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
Tech: "What seems to be the problem?"
User: "Every time I hit the Ctrl button, my computer restarts!"
Tech: "*sigh* Is there anything else on the button?"
User: "Yeah, it says CtrlAl-"
Tech: "Look... just... just don't hit that button. There should be another button that says Ctr- hold on I'm getting another call. *switch* This is tech support, what seems to be the problem?"
User2: "Every time I hit the Ctrl button, my computer restarts!"
Tech: *click* *BANG* *dialtone*
User2: "Hello? Hello?"
Hey, on the plus side, maybe we can remap the key to open up the browser and display the comic. One way to make mornings 4 days a week easier.
The keyboard on my pc has a similar feature. When you push a qualifier key once it stays depressed. To release the sticky keys you lift one side of the keyboard three inches above the desk and drop it.
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Small enough to fit into my urethra, large enough for me to feel it.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
...but I think this is related: http://imdb.com/title/tt0374020/
...a dedicated key marked "Ctrl Alt Del
It also has a dedicated "any" key.
What?
Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
Just wait till you get married. Having a dedicated place for entertainment just means your wife knows where to go to bug you. At least with my laptop I get 15 extra minutes of solitude while she looks around the house for me.
Not to mention the corner pub has free wifi.
I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.