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Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn

Riding with Robots sends us to a NASA page with photos of a little-understood hexagonal shape surrounding Saturn's north pole. "This is a very strange feature, lying in a precise geometric fashion with six nearly equally straight sides," said Kevin Baines, member of Cassini's visual and infrared mapping spectrometer team. "We've never seen anything like this on any other planet." This structure was discovered by the Voyager probes over 20 years ago (here's an 18-year-old note on the mystery). The fact that it's still in place means it is stable and long-lived. Scientists have no idea what causes the hexagon. It's nearly big enough to fit four earths inside — comfortably larger than Jupiter's Great Red Spot. The article has an animation of clouds moving within the hexagon captured in infrared light.

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  1. North Pole? by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Saturn North Pole? Isn't that where Saturn Clause lives? Maybe he has something to do with it.

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    1. Re:North Pole? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:North Pole? by WombatDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

      2983KL99( "Invoke demonic portal on Saturn", "???" )

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    3. Re:North Pole? by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reminds me of that old joke:

      A guy gets invited to a hunting lodge one evening, and on his arrival, everyone is having a few beers and taking it easy. Suddenly, one of them stands up and says, "27". Everyone has a bit of a laugh and they clap appreciatively. Another person stands and says, "48." Again this is met with laughter and a few guffaws.

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  2. it must be by unfortunateson · · Score: 4, Funny

    space bees

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  3. intelligent life by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    With Fife Symington coming forward and saying that the Phoenix Lights from 1997 were actually an "other worldly craft" - how much longer can we believe ourselves to be alone in the universe?

    It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon. This hexagonal structure was BUILT by intelligent life.

    1. Re:intelligent life by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon.

      It looks like this is the moment that years of hard work at the Correspondence College of Tampa prepared you for. Congratulations. (end obscure Simpsons reference).

    2. Re:intelligent life by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Intelligent life couldn't "build" a long-term atmospheric feature?

      What are we to make of Lando's cloud city?

      THINK ABOUT LANDO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU RACIST

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  4. old hardware? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the universe is just poorly anti-aliased

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  5. Mystery Solved by erroneus · · Score: 5, Funny

    When God created Saturn, he used a low polygon count to speed up the rendering process.

  6. A truly bizzare hexagon by Suzumushi · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA, "This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon"

    Last time I checked, all hexagons had six sides...

    1. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      From TFA, "This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon" Last time I checked, all hexagons had six sides...

      I once divided by zero and nothing happened, so now I'll try to create a seven-sided h

    2. Re:A truly bizzare hexagon by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but when's the last time you checked?

  7. Re:it must be bees by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree, the only logical conclusion is that Saturn has been colonized by giant space bees who have made it their honey comb hive.

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  8. Fortress of Solitude by alienmole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Superman had to abandon his Earth-based Fortress of Solitude, which was starting to melt due to global warming, not to mention all the annoying scientific expeditions coming by to drill for ice cores. He figured he'd try Saturn's north pole for a change. The commute's a bit longer, but there's less traffic.

  9. I see pattern by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saturn is the sixth planet out.
    A hexagon has six sides.
    There is a second hexagon inside the first. Another six sides.

    6-6-6

    Hmmm, that number kind of has a ring to it. And so does Saturn.

    Coincidence?

    1. Re:I see pattern by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, 616 was the original number of the beast. However he changed it to 666 because it was easier to remember. I think it was the combination on his briefcase or something.

  10. Obviously... by ingo23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it's a nut holding the rings in place. You can even see the bolt.

  11. Gah, they found it! by Fweeky · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to find a parking space for that thing where some yob's not going to key it or deflate the tires or poke at it with a spectrograph? :(

    I should have got the next model down, then I could have pretended it was just another moon, but nooooooo, I had to get the hexagonal UltraSUV because it was "different" and had more legroom.

    Hm, wonder if that guy who owns Mimas would do a swap. His camo paint job looks *so* much less convincing after those stupid films.

  12. Re:it must be bees by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, everybody knows that: honeycomb big, yeah, yeah, yeah. If only these scientists had just taken the time to watch Saturday morning cartoons, or Futurama.

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  13. Goatse? by Seoulstriker · · Score: 3, Funny

    "almost looks like a human eye."

    Looks more like Saturn is giving us a Goatse, spreading wide for the camera.

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  14. Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Both words, Jupiter and Jewish start from 'J' and hexagon can be used to depict the star of David. The mystery is solved and Jupiter should really be renamed into Jewpiter. Oh, and it's closed on Saturdays. The official anthem is 7:40

  15. Sign of intelligent life by ajnsue · · Score: 3, Funny
    intelligent life beyond or solar system erected a giant stop sign indicating where it wants mankind to just slow down before it gets any big ideas about immigrating and lowering the galactic minimum wage.

    Or, its warning sign placed there by the Vogon Constructor Fleet

  16. AT field ? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    AT field detected on Saturn's surface ! Code Orange ! Launch all EVA units, and someone go fetch me the Longinus Spear !

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