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New Superbug Weapon to Replace Failing Antibiotics

An anonymous reader writes "Researchers in British Columbia have identified a peptide that can fight infection by boosting the immune system. Because antibiotics are under threat due to an explosion of antibiotic-resistant bacteria, this may be just in time."

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  1. Frosting by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I won't take it unless it comes with mint frosting.

  2. I hope not by DogDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, hope it doesn't work. I have a lot of shotgun shells and canned foods that will go to waste if my prediction of bacteria wiping out the human race doesn't come true.

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    1. Re:I hope not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm more curious what the shotguns shells would be for myself, who is he planning on shooting?

      The zombies created by the superbug, of course, silly.
    2. Re:I hope not by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, for one, hope it doesn't work. I have a lot of shotgun shells and canned foods that will go to waste if my prediction of bacteria wiping out the human race doesn't come true.

      Dude... if you're hoping to fight bacteria that's large enough to attack with a shotgun, I don't think this treatment is any threat to those dreams. ;)

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    3. Re:I hope not by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 2, Funny

      there would still be lots of porn, music, etc. just no lines.

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  3. Quick. by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's inject it into all our livestock.

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  4. Simple fix for this problem by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    We need to develop a new, superstrong antibiotic called Placebocillin. If that doesn't work, we can always try intravenous Cephplacebo.

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  5. Am I the only one to misread it as... by lightspawn · · Score: 2, Funny

    "falling antibiotics" - and immediately think of Dr. Mario?

  6. Re:Clean = Immune Retardation by rthille · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why I have my kids lick the floors in public restrooms!

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  7. Re:Hahahaaha Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    LoL, lmao, "by a shotgun" are hardly indicators of high IQ yourself, Einstein.

  8. Re:Info is from a plagarism site/spam blog by peipas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus, they even list 2008 as the copyright. Talk about low maintenance.

  9. Re:Over-prescribed by turing_m · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've got it all wrong. Treating disease has never been about eliminating bacteria. After all, we've reached the end of history already (when was that? some time in the late 80s?), such concepts are so early twentieth century. Treating disease is more akin to a clash of civilizations, and the only cure is the eternal spread of democracy coupled with a reformation of bacterial ideology.

    Once those bacteria start listening to Britney Spears, waving their purple stained pseudopods in the plasma and embrace democracy, they'll stop the endless bloodshed and start acting like civilized Americans!

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  10. Re:Headline missing a keyword by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Funny

    since everyone is a big baby and rushes out to get antibiotics at the first sniffle

    Not me. I'm tempered in raw sewage!

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