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Serious Magnet Failure at CERN's New Accelerator

GrepNut writes "CERN is reporting that the giant magnets that steer the particle beam in the new and highly anticipated Large Hadron Collider have just failed catastrophically in a stress test, apparently due to a design oversight. It doesn't help that the magnets were designed and built by CERN's US competitor Fermilab." While safety precautions were followed, and no one was injured nor were any rifts in the space-time continuum opened, it's still a rather large setback for the project.

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  1. What actually happened by DJCacophony · · Score: 5, Funny

    The part was destroyed and subsequently compressed into a singularity by the black hole that the device created.

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    1. Re:What actually happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence...

  2. There were no injuries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But all credit cards within a 10-mile radius were erased.

    1. Re:There were no injuries by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nevermind that, my metal impants caused me to be stuck to the ceiling for hours until it was finally switched off!

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  3. Just reverse the polarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and make sure there aren't any redshirts around the next time you install it.

  4. Important safety tip by rheman1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many time do I have to tell you: Don't cross the streams!

  5. Fidgeting magnets... by wakaranai · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmm.... sounds nasty.

    Each of the ~1200 superconducting magnets is about 50 foot long. There's a photo here showing one being put in place (March 2005):
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7119458/

  6. Not Magnet Failure by AmIAnAi · · Score: 5, Informative
    From TFA:


    "The failure does not concern the magnets or the cold masses themselves, but rather their assembly in the cryostat."

    I know we don't read TFA here, but is it too much for the submitter to get past the first paragraph.

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  7. It all started when... by kpainter · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...research associate Gordon Freeman pushes a crystalline specimen into the beam of an over-charged anti-mass spectrometer, the experiment triggers a resonance cascade, which causes severe structural damage to the entire facility and severs communications with the outside world, and within much of the facility itself..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Research_F acility#.22The_Black_Mesa_Incident.22

  8. Re:Not Magnet Failure?? by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

    An "Oh shit - nobody thunk of that" moment which building a particle accelerator.. Promising.

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