Postgres Engine for MySQL Released
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krow writes "One of the unique qualities of the MySQL server is its ability to have multiple storage engine operate concurrently. Companies like Oracle and Solid have contributed their own storage engines to the open source project. With 5.1 MySQL has added the ability to now do this in a loadable fashion, allowing dynamic engines in the same manner as Apache with its modules.
Now PostgreSQL can add its self to the list of databases who have contributed a storage engine to MySQL. I'm releasing today a plugin so that you can now plugin the Postgres database engine into MySQL and have it work natively along side other engines."
Will it blend?
Unto the upright there arises light in the darkness...
One of the problems with Postgresql versus MySQL is that it is typically much, much slower and less capable. THis should address those problems.
If you're going to get Slashdotted, posting a link to a 13MB file is a bit risky, no?
Anyone manage to dl it? I gave up a few minutes ago.
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There are 4 links to corporations home pages. There's 1 link to someone's blog that contains a broken link to a non-existent plug-in. Not only that, I think this would make a much bigger stink if it were real. So, my thoughts: APRIL FOOLS!
5.1 is old. Wake me up when they've got a true 7.1 setup available.
till they release a DBase III engine...
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This would have been a better joke if it was Microsoft adding a SQL Server engine.
They're just rival DBMSes, that's all. It's not actually particularly funny.
I thought with MySQL going all corporate and proprietary-like, the bandwagon was jumping ship. MySQL always sucked anyway, unless you were operating a flat file type database. In conclusion, quit swinging on MySQL's nuts. Thank you.
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There's a project called "dbilink" that uses the fact that you can run perl inside of postgresql to use DBI to talk to other databases. You can use tables from a mysql database inside of a postgres database...
I compiled and installed the plugin and every time I try it, get the following:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Steve_Ballmer
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Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
It's kinda like someone making an add-on to firefox to allow it to use IE as a render engine in a given tab.
Oh, wait...
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Is it notable that this story doesn't have a "from the ... dept." line? How common is that?
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