Architect Claims to Solve Pyramid Secret
Alreadybutnotyet writes "A French architect claimed Friday to have uncovered the mystery about how Egypt's Great Pyramid of Khufu was built — with use of a spiral ramp to hoist huge stone blocks into place. The construction of the Great Pyramid 4,500 years ago by Khufu, a ruler also known as Cheops, has long befuddled scientists as to how its 3 million stone blocks weighing 2.5 tons each were lifted into place. 'The most widespread theory had been that an outer ramp had been used by the Egyptians, who left few traces to help archeologists and other scientists decode the secret to the construction. Houdin said he had taken into account the copper and stone tools available at the time, the granite and limestone blocks, the location of the pyramid and the strength and knowledge of the workers.'"
That was the best April 1st Slashdot ever had.
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.
Green garbage bags filled with feces-stained used condoms were found by a cleaning crew at the curb of the head-quarters of self-proclaimed web news site slashdot. The cleaning crew immediately contacted the FBI to report their find.
The US government is expected to file charges in federal court against the editors of Slashdot under the patriot act for homosexual behavior.
The Bush administration, worried about the possibility of losing the war in Iraq, has devised a plan for victory comprised of fielding more troops in Iraq to fight insurgents, and banning homosexuality in America to stop angering God and put him on the side of the coalition.
In related news, the watertag for this Politzer winning post is "condom".
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