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Knight Rider Car for Sale

Posted by samzenpus on from the I-work-for-the-knight-foundation dept.

It's time to put on your leather jacket and get ready to hit Turbo Boost. The talking 1982 Pontiac Trans Am from the 80's hit Knight Rider is up for sale. No word on if it comes with David Hasslehoff but with a price tag of $149,995 I'm sure it won't be on the lot for long. I wonder how much the Knight Foundation will give me on a trade in for Magnum PI's Ferrari?

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  1. Don't do it! by ZaMoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a trap! As has recently been discovered, KITT is a Cylon!

    So, unless you particularly enjoy the thought of a genocidal car constantly messing with your mind and trying to take over your home planet, don't buy it.

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    1. Re:Don't do it! by afd8856 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That car does miracles, any geek with enough money should try to get it. Just take a look at this

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    2. Re:Don't do it! by jimstapleton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given that the original BSG was supposed to take place around the 1980s...

      Were they planning a merger series? Cylon Rider?

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    3. Re:Don't do it! by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cylon Rider?
      Knight Cylon. They were going for the late night singles market.
  2. Oh... Emm... Geee.... by porkThreeWays · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I just got the biggest geek boner ever.

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    1. Re:Oh... Emm... Geee.... by Sazarac · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would have too, except that 25 years of coffee, cigarettes and porn at 3MB/s, means that I don't get geek boners anymore without chemical assistance.


      I can't believe that show was 25 years ago, I'm feeling really old today.

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  3. Re:No David, and more caveats. by BlueTrin · · Score: 3, Funny

    *Laughing my ass Hoff*

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  4. Buy it to shoot it. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny

    You used to suffer all through early 1990s, when your car kept saying "A door is ajar" "A door is ajar". Well, this car is the reason why the automakers thought it would be a great idea to make the cars talk. Buy it and vent all your pent up rage on it.

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    1. Re:Buy it to shoot it. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I think only the smashmyps3 crew can afford it.

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  5. Yes, ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, unless you particularly enjoy the thought of a genocidal car constantly messing with your mind and trying to take over your home planet, don't buy it.

    ... get the brand-spankin'-new-looking red '58 Plymouth Fury over there instead.

  6. I wonder by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 4, Funny

    If KARR will buy it.

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    1. Re:I wonder by bytesex · · Score: 3, Funny

      But.. but.. KARR was destroyed ! Oh no - they must have reassembled him from that little blinking light that was left in the debris ! Oh no ! Micheal ! Come back ! We need you !

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    2. Re:I wonder by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, Lore bought KARR - one evil prototype to another.

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  7. Another Hollywood illusion shattered. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, KITT isn't street-legal. So much for the "Foundation for Law And Government!"

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  8. KITT, I need ya, buddy by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if the micro jammer still works.

    On everything.

  9. So... by Geekfather · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I buy K.I.T.T. and park it on the streets of London, do you think the car and the Big Brother cameras will argue?

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  10. Re:Anyone seen the show lately? by denebian+devil · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the formulaic plots, cheesy dialog, and an endless supply of smug, I felt embarrassed by my early fanatical devotion.

    Stop making fun of House! That's one of my favorite...

    Oh. You were talking about Knight Rider. Never mind!
  11. KITT through the ages by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny
    The original KITT AI:

    Michael, are you sure that's a good idea?
    Then, in 1997, came KITTY:

    Hello, Lone-Crusader-In-A-Dangerous-World! It looks like you're trying to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, and the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Would you like me to:
    • Blockade the bad guys?
    • Tell you remember your seat-belt?
    • Track down the bad guy with my hypersonic moustache-sensor?
    • Do a trick?
    Ten years later, we have KITSTA:

    The operation "Emergency Stop" requires extra privileges. Cancel, Allow?
  12. that doesn't sound like a lot of money by Ace905 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sort of surprised that hasselhoff himself isn't buying the car.

    I know he really hated that show near the end, and after it was canceled he started referring to his 'gigs' showing up with the car as 'the dog and pony show'. Still though, how funny would it be to throw on a leather jacket and go cruising in your old talking car?

    He might not get the babes, but what cop in his right mind would give him a speeding ticket? He's the KnightRider!

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  13. Re:Not fair by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought there were two huge reasons myself...

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  14. Confused. by mattcasters · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a situation, loaded with mod points, but not sure at all how to moderate.
    Never happened to me before. It could go any way: Flamebait, Troll, Funny, Interesting, Overrated

    There should be a category for "WARNING: Contains link to pretty sad music video"

    Anyway, thanks for posting that link... I guess. I'm not touching your post with a 10-foot mod-pole.

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  15. Re:No David, and more caveats. by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the case of a Trans Am, I think they'll grandfather it in so long as the driver wears the required mullet.

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