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China Systematically Developing New Technologies

newsblaze writes "China, having recognized there are major gaps in its science and technology arsenal, released their Technology Development Plans. The plans cover five main areas — geology, mechanical engineering, metallurgical engineering and aeronautical engineering. Three areas are prioritized in space technology and six major goals are announced. All this comes after having first set out their 100 Year Vision of Greatness. They appear to be giving themselves a breathing space, telling the world they are interested in cooperation and also giving themselves a major target, in much the same way as John F Kennedy did for the USA."

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  1. What's the fourth main area? by eggsurplus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The plans cover five main areas -- geology, mechanical engineering, metallurgical engineering and aeronautical engineering

    1. Re:What's the fourth main area? by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

      Steganography.

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    2. Re:What's the fourth main area? by cybermage · · Score: 4, Funny

      ruthless efficiency?

    3. Re:What's the fourth main area? by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 3, Funny

      Surprise?

    4. Re:What's the fourth main area? by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.. I mean party.

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    5. Re:What's the fourth main area? by cjdkoh · · Score: 2, Funny

      they can't reveal the fifth area. if they did then people would know the step that comes before profit. we can't be having that.

    6. Re:What's the fourth main area? by happyemoticon · · Score: 4, Funny

      THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

    7. Re:What's the fourth main area? by Traa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Suplies?

  2. Cultural differences by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that China is pursuing a 100-year plan for greatness underscores the difference between American and Chinese culture, and shows why American culture is superior. Why bother planning for the next 100 years when the rapture is immanent? Instead, they should be teaching the Bible in schools like we do here, so that they might be saved when Jesus returns.

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  3. stealth technology by cyfer2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently. But most people simply couldn't see it.

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  4. We can all breathe easier by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you can't trust the Red Chinese, who can you trust? Besides, they don't plan to crush us for 100 years! That's like 700 in dog-years.

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  5. The fifth one gets revealed next season by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    After the Dylan song finishes playing.

  6. no wonder by AlgorithMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    The plans cover five main areas
    1. geology
    2. mechanical engineering
    3. metallurgical engineering
    4. and aeronautical engineering.
    No wonder China has major gaps in science and technology - if they can't even count to 5...
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  7. hm by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny

    good thing they're doing it systematically. wouldn't want it to be all haphazard and shit.

  8. Mathematics by Elad+Alon · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fourth (fifth) area is apparently mathematics.

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  9. Where's Intelligent Design? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they want to keep on par with the US they better not omit the important areas like "Intelligent Design". Clearly, the US will dominate in this field in the coming years! :)

    +5 flamebait, +5 sad but true

  10. Eric Idle by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

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    They only come up to your knees...