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Sunspots Reach 1000-Year Peak

rlp writes "Researchers at the Institute for Astronomy in Zurich are reporting that solar sunspot activity is at a 1000-year peak. Records of sunspots have been kept since 1610. The period between 1645 and 1715 (known as the Maunder Minimum) was a period of very few sunspots. Researchers extended the record by measuring isotopes of beryllium (created by cosmic rays) in Greenland ice cores. Based on both observations and ice core records, we are now at a sunspot peak exceeding solar activity for any time in the past thousand years."

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  1. What do you know by TodMinuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    So are temperatures. *ducks from thrown chair*

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    1. Re:What do you know by biocute · · Score: 5, Funny

      *ducks from thrown chair*

      No need, this is Sun, not Microsoft.

    2. Re:What do you know by JobyKSU · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oooh... mod down -5 for calling Fox a "news" channel, even in jest! I've hear less slanted coverage from the White House!

    3. Re:What do you know by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well what do you think caused the sun spots to peak?

      Increased greenhouse gasses caused by human use of fossil fuels. Duh!

      Why don't you neo-cons get with it and watch Al Gore's movie already. He proved this very thing.

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    4. Re:What do you know by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oooh... mod down -5 for calling Fox a "news" channel, even in jest! I've hear less slanted coverage from the White House!

      Yes! We must mod down, silence and ridicule all those that disagree with us! Brownshirts of the world, UNITE!!!

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    5. Re:What do you know by wealthychef · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do partisan politics grant psychic abilities?

      I knew you were going to ask that, you Communist!

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  2. What happened 1000 years ago? by biocute · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what happened around 1000 A.D.? How did people then manage a similar peak?

    1. Re:What happened 1000 years ago? by Gbo2k7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They all went out and bought electric cars.

  3. Treatment for Sun damage by techmuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like the sun needs a good dermatologist!

  4. Thank goodness! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1, Funny

    If they're at their peak, that means they'll soon decline, and then global warming will be reversed! :)

    (I think I'm kidding.)

  5. Re:That doesn't debunk global warming by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    before the trolls come in - know that this doesn't debunk global warming. What most of the 'global warming' controversy is centers on "are humans contributing?"

    the answer is absolutely undeniably: Yes

    Oh please... you expect us to believe that humans cause sunspots???

  6. Timing by iMySti · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why does this have to happen now that we finally have technology that a solar storm can mess up?

  7. Re:That doesn't debunk global warming by LordKazan · · Score: 5, Funny

    You need to learn two things
    1) Reading Comprehension
    2) Manners

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  8. Re:What do you know - spotty... by flyingfsck · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Sun God is in puberty and eat too many chocolate bunnies and eggs at Easter?

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  9. Re:1000 years ago by the-amazing-blob · · Score: 4, Funny

    But your favorite phrases would still be "I'm not dead yet!" and "I don't want to go on the cart!"

  10. Re:Scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, it should have been modded Offtarget !

  11. With all due respect, Mr. Smarty Pants... by ChePibe · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is Slashdot.

    People don't read links or articles here.

    You must be too good for this here place. Why don't you run down to some fancy website where you'd feel more welcome.

    Damn kids. Come here and start reading links and articles. No respect for tradition. No honor. All he had to do was post a pithy comment and get his +5 insightful, but noooo... he had to read the article.

    Why can't you just be like the rest of us, and argue past each other without doing any research while stubbornly holding your own ground, peppering your posts with links you know the other side won't read? Geez...

  12. Re:Scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Unfortunately no soldier, you really did kill those children.

  13. monitored on the Sun since 1610 by bl8n8r · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Sunspots have been monitored on the Sun since 1610, shortly after the invention of the telescope."

    Which were soon follwed by cries of "GAAAHHH!!! I'm blind!!!"

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