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T. Rex Protein Analysis Supports Dinosaur-Bird Link

LanMan04 writes "For the first time, researchers have read the biological signature of a Tyrannosaur — a signature that confirms the increasingly accepted view that modern birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Analyzing the organic material (collagen protein) found inside the unique fossil linked the collagen to several extant species. The bottom line is that the T. rex's biological signature was most like a bird's, at least based on the first fragmentary data. "It looks like chicken may be the closest among all species that are present in today's databases for proteins and genomes," one of the scientists interviewed said."

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  1. That makes sense by bonefry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I know why ... everything tastes like chicken

    1. Re:That makes sense by illegalcortex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the appropriate phrase should be "Tests like chicken."

    2. Re:That makes sense by richlv · · Score: 2, Funny

      and i have another chance to note that "vista" in latvian means chicken/hen.
      you are free to draw your own conclusions regarding succession of t-rex and some companies ;)

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  2. T-Rex the other white meat by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it taste like chicken? MMMmmmm T-Rex Wings.

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    1. Re:T-Rex the other white meat by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 2, Funny

      In original or extra crispy, only from KFT.

  3. An interesting resolution... by Garridan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting resolution to an old debate:

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? T-Rex!

  4. Here comes the rooster by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always thought roosters had that look in their eye.. you know.... like they'd eat you in a second, if they could.

    1. Re:Here comes the rooster by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny. I bet he thinks the same thing about you. I bet he's telling his rooster friends on Sqwackdot right now!

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    2. Re:Here comes the rooster by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 5, Funny

      >. news for chickens. Stuff that matters.

  5. Since "tastes like chicken" has been done... by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd just like to say "How the mighty have fallen".

    1. Re:Since "tastes like chicken" has been done... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > I'd just like to say "How the mighty have fallen".

      I'll give it a try.

      I met a traveller from an antique land
      Who said: Two former drumsticks, turn'd to stone,
      Stand in Wyoming. Near them on the sand,
      Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
      And razor teeth and sneer of cold command
      Tell that its sculptor well those proteins read
      Which yet survive, stamp'd in this lifeless thing,
      The hand that mock'd them and the mouth that fed.
      And in the fossil rock these words appear:
      "My name is Tyrannosaur, Chicken King"
      Look on my works, ye primates, and cluck!"
      Nothing beside remains: round the decay
      Of that colossal Rex, asteroid-fuck'd,
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

      - With apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley. I think it's still a sonnet.

  6. Of course it's like chicken... by TomSawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    How would the machines know what a T-Rex's DNA was like.

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  7. Re:Speaking of Jurassic Park... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, given that chickens are identified as the closest living relatives, it appears that the Flintstones eating barbecued dinos weren't all that far "out there" either.

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  8. ObHicks by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."

    "I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude."

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  9. Please forgive me by truckaxle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new edible and delicious overloads (hmmm extra crispy or original recipe ....)

  10. in other news, foxes running from henhouses... by swschrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    as giant 40-foot toothed chickens chase them across the countryside. protests in England have already begun to protect the foxes.

    breeding farmer Clancy Hogtrough said, "Hail, all I wanted to do was slow down those three-legged chickens of mine. Never found out if they were tasty, cause we could never catch 'em."

    we hope to re-establish our satellite link shortly for our live report from Cuddles Fernbreath....

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  11. Re:blue front amazon parrots by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, same here. We have an yellow-headed Amazon and I've been convinced that if he's not a direct descendant of a dinosaur, he must be channeling one. It's an interesting coincidence that parrots are one of the earliest of modern birds to show up in fossil records.

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  12. Re:Speaking of Jurassic Park... by deboli · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...The curious thing that birds, dinosaurs and mammals all have in common is the placement of the legs underneath the body..."

    There were animals with legs on the back of their bodies but they found themselves extinct shortly after

  13. Re:Did Someon Call the Skeptic? by dutchd00d · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Anyone who expresses such doubts is immediately branded some sort of Christian right wing nut."

    No, that only happens when you do it on an internet forum. Allow me to demonstrate:

    You're a Christian right wing nut.