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SCO Stock In Danger of Delisting, Again

hweimer writes "In 2005, SCO got into delisting trouble because they failed to file their annual 10-K report in a timely manner. SCO seems to be headed the same way again for a different reason: the stock price is too low to meet Nasdaq's requirements. Quoting: '[W]hat can a company do to boost its share price? Besides stopping to burn money and come up with a working business model, I mean.'"

188 comments

  1. boosting share price by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Many companies buy back their own shares, both to boost share price and to give stockholders a return not based on dividends. I don't know if SCO has the cash to do it any more, but...

    1. Re:boosting share price by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess SCO could buy back their own shares ...

      ... if they were out of toilet paper or maybe had some other serious paper related dilemma ;-)


      warning: The above content may test positive for sarcasm and/or could be a failed attempt at humor and as such should be taken with a pound of salt.

    2. Re:boosting share price by richg74 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Unfortunately for them, SCO is in no position to do this, since (at least the last time I looked) their legal expenses were eating away at their cash reserves, even though their lawyers have essentially taken an equity position in their lawsuits. So, unless one of their "secret admirers" ponies up again, they have a real problem. Their ostensible business (the part that isn't frivolous lawsuits) isn't making any money.

      LinuxWatch has an article by Steven Vaughn-Nichols about the March 2007 SCO conference call reporting their quarterly financials. They're doing a bit better, due to cost-cutting, but they still show no evidence of having a real business. I suppose they could do a 1:50 reverse stock split ...

    3. Re:boosting share price by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many companies buy back their own shares, both to boost share price and to give stockholders a return not based on dividends. I don't know if SCO has the cash to do it any more, but...

      SCO is not in the position to buy back their shares but they do have a very simple option, a reverse split. Although it isn't common and often has a negative effect on the market capitalization of a firm because it is a sign of weakness in the market it will have the needed results. It is quite simple to do, legal, and only requires the board of directors to execute. Shareholders don't even have to agree, although most would if it means the difference between being listed or going the way of an OTC stock.

      Share repurchase programs usually don't have a significant effect on price by themselves. The number of shares needed to repurchase, and the cash needed to execute a significant repurchase program often doesn't make it feasible to significantly fix the stock price. Share repurchase programs are usually designed to server one of two puposes: to signify that management thinks the company is undervalued, or to consolidate ownership. The second option is only used when a company has piles of cash and it accounts for more than 10-15% of the market cap. Smaller programs tend to be used to accumulate treasury stock while the price is low, then re-sell that stock as the price gets at or above where management thinks it should be in order to raise capital without issuing more debt.

    4. Re:boosting share price by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Informative
      So, did anyone else notice that hweimer who submitted this is the same Hendrick Weimer who runs, gosh darn it, the blog that is linked! And look, it's chock full of Google Ads!

      ... profit!

    5. Re:boosting share price by morcego · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fail to see your point here.
      So he has a blog, and tries to make some money with it. Then he writes something he think is worth sharing and, not only that, slashdot editors agree it is worth sharing.
      Then you add the fact that many of us use Firefox and NoScript and/or Adblock.

      What is exactly your problem again ? Do you, per chance, have a blog and no one visits ?

      I just visited the link, and saw absolutely no ads of any kind.

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    6. Re:boosting share price by timeOday · · Score: 1

      SCO is not in the position to buy back their shares but they do have a very simple option, a reverse split.
      They can't, I own an odd number of shares!
    7. Re:boosting share price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think his issue is that the poster didn't disclose that it was his own content, and even said "Quoting:" which at least implicitly infers that he just happened across the content, not that he'd written it. Disclosure = a fairly good rule of ethics for "journalists" (although the "blogosphere" (gack) is pretty good at being selective about when they want to categorize themselves as journalists).

    8. Re:boosting share price by Intron · · Score: 1

      Share price isn't the only requirement for listing. There is also a minimum market cap, which I think is $5M. Not sure what's holding SCO's value above that now.

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    9. Re:boosting share price by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Perhaps its a good rule of thumb to actually tell people you wrote TFA, y'know, that whole bias and integrity thing?

      I never claimed the article was unworthy.

      And, though offtopic, I know exactly why noone visits my blog - it gets an entry a good two to three times a year.

    10. Re:boosting share price by 2Dumb2B4Gotten · · Score: 0

      The value of a company is a function of the free cash available to be paid to stockholders (or Free Cash Flows) discounted by the weighted average cost of the capital (or what it costs in debt to produce those cash flows). If, like SCO, you have no cash flow, there's not a whole lot you can do, other than try and convince the stockholders to hold on to the dream that one day you will win in court and there will finally be some cash flow. SCO has spent all of its effort trying to win the lottery, when management should have focused on increasing stockholder value through running an efficient company. The court case should have always been seen as possibly icing on the cake, not the whole cake.

    11. Re:boosting share price by ari_j · · Score: 1

      They can't, I own an odd number of shares!

      What, one? Any odd number greater than 1 would be foolish investing at best. :P

    12. Re:boosting share price by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 1

      And me without my mod points today. I'd mod you up if I could. It's a good story, and I'm glad he posted it. So he forgot to disclose. Maybe even purposefully didn't disclose. So what. In this instance it's not such a terrible thing. There are cases where it matters --matters a lot-- but this isn't one of them.

      If anyone wants to stir up some petty controversy they should take it to digg.

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    13. Re:boosting share price by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Funny

      I use Mozilla. What are these "ads" that you and others refer to?

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    14. Re:boosting share price by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 5, Informative
      Their market cap is about $20m (at $0.94/share).

      Aside from rules compliance, and paying the annual listing fee, NASDAQ has three basic rules about staying listed:

      • Minimum share price of $1
      • at least 750k public shares
      • at least $5m market value.
      If they fall out of compliance for 30 straight days (and they last traded for $1 on March 13), they get a delinquency notice and have 90 days to get it together. Their ticker symbol will probably change from "SCOX" to "SCOXE" while they're under threat of delisting. [Source]

      SCO already did a 1:4 split back in 2002; I'm not sure how the exchange will feel about them doing it again, because had they not done that split, their share price would currently be less than a quarter.

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    15. Re:boosting share price by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      I didn't notice the first time, but then I've already blocked ads because of people like these.

    16. Re:boosting share price by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      Looks like the probationary period has gone to 180 days. My bad.

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    17. Re:boosting share price by InvalidError · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Back in the post-Y2K .com bubble burst, I have seen many stocks going through reverse 5:1 or even 20:1 splits... and in the vast majority of cases, the stocks simply crashed back down immediately after the split. Doing a reverse 20:1 to get your stock from $0.50 to $10 only to have it trade back down to about $2 by the end of the week is pretty bad.

      Almost all anti-delisting reverse splits I have seen back then ended up as suicides... and even today, they still translate into extended near-death experiences often followed by bankruptcy.

    18. Re:boosting share price by garcia · · Score: 1

      Then he's just hurting his own revenue stream by having Slashdot traffic come to his site. Slashdotters are notoriously anti-advertisement and are more likely to use ad blocking software or just totally ignore the ads even though they are displayed.

      Because Google pays you only for ads that are clicked as a ratio of those that are displayed, people driving a fuckload of clickless traffic to their sites are just making their possibility of revenue plummet. He'd be better off touting his post to a non-nerd community like Joe Blow on some other site than having it linked to from Slashdot.

      While I agree he should adopt a more ethical writing style, I don't think he was doing it for the money.

    19. Re:boosting share price by drix · · Score: 1

      I don't know much about how these things work, but FWIW, they confronted this issue last time with a 1-for-4 reverse split. Maybe the could do that again?

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    20. Re:boosting share price by mangu · · Score: 1
      Suppose the shares were at one cent. At that point, people could start buying, since it would be impossible for the price to fall further and the smallest possible increase, to two cents, would mean a 100% profit. However, a reverse split would mean the possibility of prices falling again.


      Is this scenario possible? I suppose it could be one of the reasons for the Nasdaq minimum price rule. Based on the above reasoning, could someone who bought shares at one cent sue the board for damages after a reverse split?

    21. Re:boosting share price by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Suppose the shares were at one cent. At that point, people could start buying, since it would be impossible for the price to fall further
      Darn! I knew I should have kept that South Sea Company stock.
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    22. Re:boosting share price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why /. readers never rtfa.

    23. Re:boosting share price by badasscat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Almost all anti-delisting reverse splits I have seen back then ended up as suicides... and even today, they still translate into extended near-death experiences often followed by bankruptcy.

      I think you're confusing the issue a little bit.

      The reason reverse splits rarely work is that they don't solve the underlying problem that's causing the dropping stock price to begin with. They treat the symptoms, not the disease. Which means there's nothing "suicidal" about the reverse split, it's just that they don't really accomplish anything other than keeping the company on the market for a bit longer.

      It's kind of like taking an aspirin for the pain being caused by a brain tumor. You'll eventually die anyway, but it's not because of the aspirin, it's because of the brain tumor. Taking aspirin isn't "suicidal" and in fact has no bearing whatsoever on your health, it just doesn't solve the real problem.

      Lots of people think about stock prices as if they're somehow disconnected from company performance. That's a real dot-com era way of thinking, but we should all be back to reality by now. A reverse split *can* work, but only if it's combined with measures to make the company profitable again. But certainly, if I were a company shareholder, I would want any company that I thought had a good plan for a real turnaround to do a reverse split to keep themselves on the market until their plan started to bear fruit.

      Of course, this *is* SCO we're talking about, so I can't imagine a reverse split would do anything but delay the inevitable.

    24. Re:boosting share price by richg74 · · Score: 1

      I made the reverse-split comment with my tongue firmly in my cheek. I agree, that is almost always a futile attempt to avoid the inevitable. Generally, the stock is tanking because the business is collapsing, and changing the units of measure ain't gonna fix that.

    25. Re:boosting share price by InvalidError · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I say suicidal because many of these stocks stayed stable at low values for weeks and simply crashed back down to their pre-reverse-split levels immediately after the reverse-split... basically, traders perceived the companies' share as having a roughly constant worth regardless of how few of them there were - this essentially says the company is considered as a lost cause by investors.

      Examples of successful reverse splits are few and far between and the dot-com era had very few if any of these.

      Successful reverse-splits do exist but these usually only happen when companies avoid getting into deep trouble... or when companies simply want to reduce the number of shares.

    26. Re:boosting share price by Eivind · · Score: 1

      No, it's not possible. Because shares at 1 cent fall all the time, they even fall into negative value. Luckily for the shareholders they don't need to pay in -- instead the company is bankrupt and the shares can be used for heating in winther. That's limited liability for you.

    27. Re:boosting share price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the truth might surprise you.... I have a sight (with advertising) that was linked via slashdot a few months back (I didn't submit then, and I won't pimp it now). The ad display rate and click rate did not drop. although total traffic did spike significantly.. Also, analyzing the referrers, slashdot traffic was about 6% linux, 10% mac osx, 80% windows. Firefox/mozilla only accounted for ~25% of traffic. safari and opera were about 8%. 2% miscellaneous. The other 55% was IE.

      I don't care about this jackass's website, but I know some ad companies will pay higher rates for higher traffic/higher page rank sites. Whether anyone clicks (or even reads) his ads might not matter, the slashdot link and pageviews mean a bigger check when joe blow clicks.

      (I think slashdot added rel="nofollow" to story links a while back. That's nice, but mirroring, rss feeds, aggregates, etc will still increase page rank).

    28. Re:boosting share price by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "Slashdotters are notoriously anti-advertisement......"

      Speak for yourself. I'll be looking for the one with the bendy dancing men so I can get a big fat loan.

    29. Re:boosting share price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SCO Group has already done a 1 for 4 reverse split. They currently have 2 problems. Stock price below $1 for a sustained period and low market cap. I'm not sure what the lower limit is but The SCO Group is below $20 million and has been for some time. Both can lead to delisting.

    30. Re:boosting share price by hedwards · · Score: 1

      They have basically only two options.

      1) A reverse split to boost the price per share

      2) Just accept that it is going to be delisted.

      The other possibilities are at this point pretty much completely impossible. Turning a profit or being purchased. As nobody in their right mind would by Sco right now, and the likelihood of a tech company turning a profit with more Lawyers than programmers is pretty much the definition of absurd.

    31. Re:boosting share price by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like taking an aspirin for the pain being caused by a brain tumor. You'll eventually die anyway, but it's not because of the aspirin, it's because of the brain tumor.

      Ignoring all the evidence that you have a brain tumor and insisting on treating it as a minor headache is suicidal.

      Reverse splits don't cause delisting, but they sure have a strong correlation with the kind of behavior that causes delisting in the first place.

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  2. No one to sue by kkelly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When your business model depends upon litigation, and you have no one else to sue. What do you expect to happen?

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    1. Re:No one to sue by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Profit!!!!

    2. Re:No one to sue by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      When your business model depends upon litigation, and you have no one else to sue. What do you expect to happen?

      Do like the new Coke Zero commercials and sue yourself. I see them suing Canopy and Caldera. Watch the hilarity ensue.

  3. Easy fix? by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do a 2:1 or 3:1 reverse split to bring the price back over the listing requirement. It would keep them in the game but would probably accelerate the collapse of the company.

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    1. Re:Easy fix? by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

      Yep, that seems to be the only choice they have. But why would they even care about being listed? The whole point of having a stock listing is to get easier access to capital. But you've actually got to have a plan to use that capital to make it worthwhile.

    2. Re:Easy fix? by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      The NASDAQ disallows this as a means to get your stock price back over $1. You can do it, but it won't get you off of their delisting list.

    3. Re:Easy fix? by eln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They DO have a plan to use that capital. Unfortunately, that plan is to basically pay a lot of very expensive lawyers to fight a losing battle, so most investors are a little reluctant to provide that capital.

    4. Re:Easy fix? by daeg · · Score: 5, Informative
      Wrong: Does NASDAQ accept reverse stock splits as a method to regain compliance with the minimum bid price requirement?

      Yes. NASDAQ views reverse stock splits as an acceptable method to regain compliance. If the company determines to implement a reverse stock split, it will need to provide certain information to NASDAQ. See the following Frequently Asked Question for additional information. Furthermore, to inform the market of the reverse stock split, NASDAQ will append a fifth character, "D", to the company's symbol for approximately 20 trading days following the reverse stock split.
    5. Re:Easy fix? by Applekid · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would make their trading symbol
      SCOXD
      for 20 days.

      I know I'd smile every time I saw it.

      "Hey hey, guy, buy shares of SCO! XD"

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    6. Re:Easy fix? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      would probably accelerate the collapse of the company.

      You say that like it's a bad thing...

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    7. Re:Easy fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's EXTREMELY risky in this case. As it is, the stock is very lightly traded; nobody usually shows up to sell, but nobody shows up to buy, either. Since there's no particular support for the current price, it could easily fall over if any serious selling occurs. Investors will be spooked if the price gets down around $1 after a reverse split has already been done.

    8. Re:Easy fix? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'll wager they'll opt for delisting. The whole point is to keep this charade going as long as possible.

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    9. Re:Easy fix? by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      Yes but who shall we mock when they are gone?

    10. Re:Easy fix? by glenstar · · Score: 1
      The whole point of having a stock listing is to get easier access to capital.

      Having been the CEO of a public company (well, Pink Sheets) I can tell you that is very wrong. When you initially enter the market you sell blocks of stock to your market makers for pennies on the dollar. It's not like every time Aunt Elma buys 100 shares of stock the company gets the money. Now a company CAN repeat the process of registering more stock for the public float but from experience I would say you should have a DAMN GOOD reason for it. Every time you inject more free-trading stock into the marketplace you run the very real risk of diluting yourself out of existence.

      Also, on the split issue many have suggested for SCOX, it MAY work... but in my experience most companies (outside of the very big ones) that do reverse splits will end up with double the shares at half the cost by the time all is said and done. Hell, my company did a 10-1 reverse and within a few months the shares were trading back at the original price for a nice 90% loss in value. I see it happen all the time.

    11. Re:Easy fix? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ohwell, MS is gonna be around for a while. The mafiaa will be here for far too long, too. And why rely on a single company, when we get gems like companies creating "secure" hardware that simply isn't? And if everything fails, politicians are deadly reliable to dig up a few new tubes.

      I am feeling secure that we don't need SCO. Not even as an example for bad marketing (Ok, that is too unfair... it's easy to mock a company for bad marketing that has no product).

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  4. Daddy Daddy help me by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Urgent message to Uncle Bill and Uncle Steve, Please stop throwing chairs and throw some money for us. Yours SCO

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    1. Re:Daddy Daddy help me by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Dear SCO: you keep pissing our money away. We found a better tactic. Go fish. Love, Steve.

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    2. Re:Daddy Daddy help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell off the company assets and go fishing? Brilliant!

      -SCO

  5. New CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing companies do: Bring in a new CEO that can raise a large amount of cash to float the company. Remember, companies don't have to be profitable anymore, they just need enough investors to pay the bills.

    1. Re:New CEO by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny

      Remember, companies don't have to be profitable anymore, they just need enough investors to pay the bills.
      Wow, slashdot's slow today - a post from 1997 just arrived.
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    2. Re:New CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP! Now that's funny AND insightful!

    3. Re:New CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In order for that strategy to work, they would need to attract, and be able to pay,
      a CEO with enough credentials (i.e., education, relevant experience, and good/great
      track record turning around failing companies of SCO's size range) and credibility
      to be able to assuage investors, both the current wallpaper holders as well as any
      potential future investors. This would mean an overhaul of the current business
      model (such as it is), and possibly the dismissal not only of Darl, but all of his
      minions. That means that the new CEO would have to recruit a lot of talent in a
      very short period of time, and those recruits would have to hit the ground running - hard.

      I seriously doubt that there is anyone out there meeting the basic requirements who
      would be willing to stick his/her head into the furnace.

      I'm sure that IBM and Novell each have their own plans to pick over the carcass, such
      as hiring an engineer or two, and disposing of the real estate and other fixed assets.
      It will be interesting to see if legal action can/will be taken against Darl and his
      lackeys, either criminal or civil or both, not to mention possible stockholder suits, etc.

  6. Legal fees by otacon · · Score: 1

    Think of all the money in legal fees they have blown in the past decade or so. Imagine what good could have been done if they had invested that money back into their company.

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    1. Re:Legal fees by KokorHekkus · · Score: 1

      I think that's a rather hypothetical question since Baystar that put $50 million into SCOX did it after the lawsuit was launched (lawsuit file in March 2003, BayStar invests in October 2003). It was just an investment into a IP related lawsuit and not into any actual products developed by a severly stagnant company.

    2. Re:Legal fees by dbIII · · Score: 1

      A lot of that money in legal fees is getting invested in Darl's borther. These people are slime - it isn't a scam on linux it is a two man scam on SCO using linux and IBM as a vehicle to milk cash out of the company.

  7. No longer matters by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The reason why it did not delist before is that MS still needed them. Vista is now out and MS has more patents. At this time, I doubt that MS cares. It will delist shortly.

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  8. problem already solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the problem, they got already replaced by Novell :'-(

    1. Re:problem already solved by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

      Who will be suing Novell then?

    2. Re:problem already solved by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough...Caldera started as a Canopy Group company...and fell under the Ray Noorda umbrella. Not sure if SCO still falls under the Canopy Group.

  9. SCO isn't long for this world, anyway by mr.mighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Big deal. The way SCO is burning through money, it'll be in bankruptcy by the end of the year anyway. Earlier, if Novell gets its way and gets the Microsoft and Sun licence money put into trust.

  10. Re:potential source of income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

    A UNIX insider? That makes you sound worse than an idiot.

  11. You're on the Titanic by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and you only have a single bucket. How do you stop the ship from sinking?

    The answer? You don't. It's useless to try to stop the inevitable.

    1. Re:You're on the Titanic by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tie a bunch of sheets together, making a giant cloth balloon. Attach that to the bucket. Build a fire in the bucket, filling the balloon with hot air. Grab a bottle of champagne to celebrate when the balloon pulls the boat out of the water. Gasp in dismay as you realize you forgot to attach the bucket to the boat.

    2. Re:You're on the Titanic by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How do you stop the ship from sinking? You don't.

      That's not entirely true. If a company has revenue, there's a possibility that they can trim back to ONLY that revenue. If the revenue coming in is more than the cost to support that revenue stream, then the company can continue on. The problem comes in when your revenue is smaller than the cost of maintaining that revenue. Then you're screwed.

      If I were an SCO investor right now, I'd be getting together with the other investors to stage a coup. Do like Take Two and fire the board and executive staff. Then install someone who will fire SCO's "crack" team of lawyers (drugs aren't good for you anyway) and start sweeping through the company firing anyone who's not related to the few revenue streams that SCO actually has. Normally that would be a sad (and often dangerous) thing for a company, but in SCO's case, I doubt that many tears will be shed.

      Once the company is pared down, then the focus should be on two areas:

      1. Improve the customer relations that SCO has been driving into the ground for so long.

      2. Look for ways to leverage the remaining company to produce new or enhanced products; thus opening up new sources of revenue.

      Normally, I'd say that this is a plan put forward by a wannabe-CEO looking for a Golden Parachute job. As scary as it sounds though, I think it might actually work in SCO's case. *IF* (and this is a big "if") the investors get their tails in gear and flip the company upside down NOW. The longer they wait, the less likely they are to succeed.
    3. Re:You're on the Titanic by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think someone's been playing too many adventure games.

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    4. Re:You're on the Titanic by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      I hate to inform you, but the Titanic sank quite a while ago.

      If you were on it now you'd be dead. :-)

    5. Re:You're on the Titanic by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not enough. He forgot to take the rope from the hanging corpse in the janitor's closet.

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    6. Re:You're on the Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      2. Look for ways to leverage the remaining company to produce new or enhanced products; thus opening up new sources of revenue. Okay Bill, start the webcam ... The rest of you, strip naked and start having sex....
    7. Re:You're on the Titanic by timeOday · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. If a company has revenue, there's a possibility that they can trim back to ONLY that revenue.
      No way McBride is renting my upstairs bedroom!
    8. Re:You're on the Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds suspiciously similar to the letter I sent to Congress.

    9. Re:You're on the Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Rename the company to something which your customers will not associate with previous incopetence and bad behaviour. Something sexy, like ... Caldera.

    10. Re:You're on the Titanic by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Golden parachutes will preclude any cost savings to be gained by ousting the people in power at SCO.

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    11. Re:You're on the Titanic by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Methinks their contract could be held invalid for their illegal activities and failure to keep the company's best interests in mind. At the very least, it will be a small court case for the next 5 years, in which time the company will be able to recover without paying the Darl-ethon a single red cent. ;-)

    12. Re:You're on the Titanic by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I never really understood why someone would name a company after a large hole in the ground...

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    13. Re:You're on the Titanic by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Then install someone who will fire SCO's "crack" team of lawyers (drugs aren't good for you anyway) and start sweeping through the company firing anyone who's not related to the few revenue streams that SCO actually has. Normally that would be a sad (and often dangerous) thing for a company, but in SCO's case, I doubt that many tears will be shed.

      The original business model of SCO was to produce, sell and support a commercial Unix for x86-compatible hardware.

      However they've already sacked most of their developers so that revenue stream is probably no longer sustainable simply because there's nobody left to sustain it. Even if there was, SCO unix has fallen so far behind Linux that it's in no danger of catching up any time soon.

      1. Improve the customer relations that SCO has been driving into the ground for so long.

      In the big scheme of business, "Sue your customers" is somewhere lower down the intelligence scale than announcing to an influential group of copmany directors that all your products are total crap. Granted, a lot of businesses are famous for not learning from their mistakes, but most such mistakes are relatively minor.

      "This company has decided to start suing its customers" is the kind of thing that winds up in magazines read by CEOs and MDs who don't know or care much about the technology, but do know that they don't want to do business with a company that has a habit of suing its customers.

      IOW, I'm not sure SCO can - in any guise - hold up long enough to weather the PR storm they've brought upon themselves.

    14. Re:You're on the Titanic by G00F · · Score: 1

      LOL!
      Caldera: a large, basinlike depression resulting from the explosion or collapse of the center of a volcano.

      That name would suit SCO right about now.

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  12. Re:Reverse Stock Split by kkelly · · Score: 1

    A reverse split will keep them from being delisted, and they could quietly list it in their late 10K filing, but the market almost never reacts kindly to reverse splits,just look at AT&T and Lucent, both hammered by the street after reverse splits. I speculate that if they do this, it is the final nail in the coffin for SCO a stock doesn't trade under a dollar unless there are serious financial problems, a reverse split would simply confirm that management feels that the end is near.

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  13. The lawyers now own the company by analog_line · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ..so the business model is the lawsuit.

    Didn't the law firm that's running the case basically get handed the store as their legal fee? I'm not exactly sure of the details, and I can't do much checking right now since I'm about to run out, but that was my impression.

    1. Re:The lawyers now own the company by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You manage a company and your friend is a lawyer. You claim that you have proof that Paris Hilton has stolen you 25 gazillion dollars in ideas and concepts and you sue her. Then Nicole Ritchie gives you some money because she hates Paris. Everybody believes you. You spend all your company's resources on an incredible stupid lawsuit. Your company goes bankruptcy. You split with your friend.

      Delisting is the beginning. Then SCO goes down, and Darl... I think he has to go to jail.

  14. reverse split? by Mike1024 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "[W]hat can a company do to boost its share price? Besides stopping to burn money and come up with a working business model, I mean."

    Well, how about a reverse stock split?

    "Reverse stock split [...] a reduction in number of shares and an accompanying increase in the share price. The ratio is also reversed: 1-for-2, or 1-for-3."

    Of course, the company wouldn't become worth any more money, but the share price would go up.

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    1. Re:reverse split? by R2P2 · · Score: 1

      They're going to need a better plan than that, or they might end up reverse splitting until there's only one share left.

    2. Re:reverse split? by Gadzinka · · Score: 2, Informative

      "[W]hat can a company do to boost its share price? Besides stopping to burn money and come up with a working business model, I mean."

      Well, how about a reverse stock split? [...]


      Quoting from TFA:

      Reverse stock split: Instead of ten shares at $0.90, give the investor one share at $9.00. This is allowed under Nasdaq regulations, but has a fishy smell associated with it. There is an interesting article on MSN stating that 75% of stocks trade lower after a reverse split. My favorite quote is "A stock isn't trading under a dollar unless it is pretty close to bankruptcy or it has some other serious troubles".

      Robert
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    3. Re:reverse split? by KokorHekkus · · Score: 4, Informative

      NASDAQ also has a minimum regarding the market value of the company and that is set to $5 million which means that they can't continue doing reverse splits ad infinitum. Current market value of SCOX is just shy of $20 million.

    4. Re:reverse split? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      That's true in the US and Japan, but in England, shares tend to shoot for a 1-5 GBP range (they split at lower levels) and prices are typically quoted in hundreds of pence. It's interesting how markets reach "favored levels" in the US it's $20-$100, in Japan it's typically tens or hundreds of thousands of yen.

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    5. Re:reverse split? by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      You don't do splits like that. You attempt to reverse to match the "real" value of the company or destroy position via a 100/1 1000/1 type split. Trying to get the value to a buck doesn't help you in the long run (as there will be a dip in price after a split so you give a big buffer.)

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    6. Re:reverse split? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an addition to that, UK shares are almost all below £10, prices above that usually trigger a split.

      My confirmation word for this posting was "profits" :-)

    7. Re:reverse split? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      But they'd still fail the $1.00 price requirement. Badabadatish!

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  15. Re:potential source of income by fotbr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back it up with proof, and quit hiding behind the anonymous coward.

    Otherwise, you're just another SCO troll.

  16. Re:potential source of income by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm something of a UNIX insider, and I can tell you that SCO is on to something [...]

    Hold him back, he's desperate.

  17. Will Darl get millions? by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    There is a real possibility thet SCO might get wound up. How is it likely that Darl McBride will reap these millions SCO gets wound up? It has been the same story for CEOs.

    1. Re:Will Darl get millions? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Darl's stock would halve just like everyone else's. He could potentially stand to gain from a short squeeze (which might well happen if the floor drops after a reverse split), but only if he unloaded enough to cover the value of what was left, and I can't imagine he's even allowed to do that.

      He was making a pretty decent buck off his scheduled trades; this profit was described by Redhat in its legal complaints with the very words "pump and dump". That's normally a pretty serious accusation, though I doubt it was listed as a cause of action (hard to see how it could be one). I wonder if they followed it up with letters to the SEC?

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  18. I for one... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

    I for one happily say goodbye to our former open-source hating overlords!

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  19. If SCO goes out of buisness. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    [in Gest]Then who will be the sole owner of Unix and all things Unix, looks like Unix has an X in its name, used by a guy who knows what Unix is...?[/in Gest]

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    1. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

      Given Novell likely has whatever copyrights are left in SystemV Unix, presumably with SCOX dead and buried they'd scoop up the remaining customer base and offer them a sweetheart deal on SuSE migration...

      SCOX DELENDA EST!!

    2. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. by squizzar · · Score: 1

      Is [In Gest] a kind of eating your words pun I don't get?

    3. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. by TangoCharlie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's what happens:
      1) Novell gets Unix back.
      2) Novell does deal with Microsoft.
      3) Novell changes name to SCO.
      4) Novell (i.e. SCO) stops SuSE.
      5) Novell (SCO) sues IBM.
      6) Prifit!

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    4. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. by mstahl · · Score: 1

      "In jest". Joking. Get it?

    5. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      Um, there's a J not a G in Jest...

    6. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. by squizzar · · Score: 1

      ingest - to eat something, in jest - as a joke. Hence 'in gest' possibly as some kind of pun, regarding eating something. My question was not what in jest (or ingest) meant, but more whether in gest was a misspelling, or a pun. I'm going to assume the former. Thanks for your help though...

  20. Obligatory Warren Zevon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawyers, Guns and Money

    Well, I went home with the waitress
    The way I always do
    How was I to know
    She was with the Russians, too

    I was gambling in Havana
    I took a little risk
    Send lawyers, guns and money
    Dad, get me out of this

    I'm the innocent bystander
    Somehow I got stuck
    Between the rock and the hard place
    And I'm down on my luck
    And I'm down on my luck
    And I'm down on my luck

    Now I'm hiding in Honduras
    I'm a desperate man
    Send lawyers, guns and money
    The shit has hit the fan

    Send lawyers, guns and money...


    Yeah, I can just see McBride in a prison jumpsuit saying "I'm just an innocent bystander."

  21. Change stock exchange! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about relisting on a different stock exchange. The place to do that these days is the AIM in London. Huge incentives for investors to invest. No minimum market cap. You don't even have to keep your shareholders regularly informed.

  22. Re:potential source of income by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

    ever used a C++ compiler? Then you're going to be writing Darl a check. I'd write him a check today, really I would, but the check writing app I compiled with the aforementioned C++ compiler has a bug in it. I'm working on it Darl, so please be patient.


    warning: The above content may test positive for sarcasm and/or could be a failed attempt at humor and as such should be taken with a pound of salt.
  23. Re: potential source of income by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't write off SCO so quick - I'm something of a UNIX insider, and I can tell you that SCO is on to something with its ownership of cfront - ever used a C++ compiler? Then you're going to be writing Darl a check. Funny, that's what they've been saying about Linux. And look where it got them.
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  24. What can IBM do? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If SCO folds can IBM sue anyone to get its legal fees back? The assets of SCO might be slim pickings but it still has a huge liability outstanding. If the judge rules dismisses the suit with prejudice (hope that is the right term, IANAL) and SCO folds, where can IBM go to get its legal costs repaid?

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    1. Re:What can IBM do? by SEE · · Score: 1

      IBM pretty much cannot get its legal fees back, and probably never expected that it would. What they can do is utterly crush SCO as a warning to others, and maybe then cut a deal with the other creditors where IBM gets any of SCO's remaining software rights.

  25. not actually delisting... by rkhalloran · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After 30 days of trading below $1., they'll get a warning notice from NASDAQ. Then they have to trade above $1 for ten straight days out of the next 90, or get a second notice, and a second chance to get their stock above $1 for ten straight days.

    What is *more* troublesome for the SCOundrels is that if they're under $1 on May 15, they're likely to be dropped from the Russell Microcap index, which would likely trigger a selloff from funds referencing it.

    As much as this stock is being shorted by people waiting for the death plunge, either case may be enough to finally tip it over. And with the case obviously headed for oblivion, the likelihood of a Black Knight stepping in with bags o' money again is pretty slim.

    SCOX DELENDA EST!!

    1. Re:not actually delisting... by RobertLTux · · Score: 3, Informative

      just to tie things together
      http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter. html?month=04&day=25&year=2007&hour=16&min=00&sec= 00&p0=179

      gives you a countdown to "Hells Bells" at this point they need to
      A get above $1.00 for 10 days
      B maintain the other requirements
      C fight an Armageddon level filing (the constructive trust filing by Novell)

      IF ABC does fails Then TSCOG is D E A D (in full monty python flying circus fashion )

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  26. In other news... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny
    Several news sites are reporting that SCO has filed a lawsuit for $1.5 Billion against NASDAQ for harming their business model. "Our entire operation is predicated off of being able to pump and dump stock," CEO Darl McBride was quoted as saying outside the US Courthouse, "by threatening to delist our stock they are essentially claiming ownership over our business model."

    Technology experts Dan Lyons and Maureen O'Gara were also on hand to bolster SCO's claims. "We've seen all the SCO materials and while its far to secret to disclose, there is no doubt in our minds that NASDAQ is actually a front for Groklaw."

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    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, this is probably the funniest comment I've ever read on slashdot.

  27. Who gives a shit? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO's share price woes are the shareholder's problem. If they're happy with the way the CEO is running the company then bully for them. If not, they can always sell and/or fire the CEO.

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    1. Re:Who gives a shit? by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      If they sack the CEO, they won't be able to replace him. No-one in their right mind would want to take the helm of a dying company involved in these lawsuits.

  28. Off the top of my head by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    What can a company do to boost its share price?

    For SCO, off the top of my head I'd say fire Darl and turn over every last bit of his correspondence to the SEC. Then stop pursuing baseless lawsuits as a means of revenue. Shareholders are not interested in companies that play the lawyer lottery as a business plan. Finally, make a fucking product and sell it.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Off the top of my head by PadRacerExtreme · · Score: 1

      Shareholders are not interested in companies that play the lawyer lottery as a business plan.

      Really? What makes you think that? I suspect that most 'people' investing in stocks are really fund managers running things like IRAs and 401(k)s. Do you really think these managers agree with a statement like this? Nope, they are looking at the bottom line of the company. If that bottom lines comes from lawsuits or product, it matters not....

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    2. Re:Off the top of my head by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Not being snarky, but could you show me a company that relies on litigation as their primary revenue stream that's doing well in the stock market?

      As for looking at the bottom line of a company - sure. That's important. But I was always led to believe that investment managers also look at the company as a whole before investing. Profile the company a bit to get a feel for their future worth. The lawyer lottery can be great but it's hardly what you'd call stable. And IIRC, stability is one of the things they look at.

      Of course, I'm not in the industry so I could be flat-out wrong too. But if I am, I'd be surprised to be. And I'd welcome a correction.

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      rediculous.
    3. Re:Off the top of my head by AJWM · · Score: 1

      For SCO, off the top of my head I'd say fire Darl [...] Finally, make a fucking product and sell it.

      It's probably a couple of years too late for that anyway. But if SCO-Caldera had continued with their OpenLinux distro (which in its day actually wasn't too bad, it was one of, if not the, first easily-installable distros) they'd be a lot better off. Who knows, Novell might have bought them instead of SuSE.

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    4. Re:Off the top of my head by nuzak · · Score: 1

      A good chunk of SCO is held by insiders and institutions with ties to insiders. I suspect the rest is a cheap hedge that isn't even all that volatile (as it has little left to lose). It's also the most-shorted stock on Wall Street, and the only reason it isn't shorted more is because it's virtually impossible to get shares to short -- that is, no one is taking the bet.

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    5. Re:Off the top of my head by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Finally, make a fucking product and sell it.

      It's Utah - I don't think sex toys will go down well.

  29. I know what they can do.... by SQLz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "According to our experts, Microsoft has stolen our code and put it into Windows. I have proof right here in my magical breifcase"

    1. Re:I know what they can do.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean, ahem, my invisible briefcase?

    2. Re:I know what they can do.... by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      According to our experts, Microsoft has stolen our code and put it into Windows.

      The real irony is that this is probably closer to the truth than what they've been trying to peddle all along!
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  30. Reverse stock split.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As other posters have pointed out, the best thing is a reverse stock split. Here's all SCO needs to do:

    1) Deposit $5 in their corporate bank account (this is the important part). Maybe get a pool together and have everybody chip in a dime.

    2) Initiate a 1-to-21,230,000 reverse stock split. That's right, let's get the company down to ONE SHARE, trading at around $20,000,000 per stub.

    3) profi-- err, problem solved!

  31. Truncated quote by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technology experts Dan Lyons and Maureen O'Gara were also on hand to bolster SCO's claims. "We've seen all the SCO materials and while its far to secret to disclose, there is no doubt in our minds that NASDAQ is actually a front for Groklaw."
    You left off "...which is actually paid by IBM, Novell and RedHat!"
  32. Re:potential source of income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't write off SCO so quick - I'm something of a UNIX insider, and I can tell you that SCO is on to something with its ownership of cfront

    Yeah, they've got another obsolete piece of software that nobody uses anymore. Because, you know, it's impossible to write an independent implementation of a language with merely a several hundred page ISO standard to work from.

    "But someone from SCO claimed that they own C++"; is that not so? It's complete rubbish. -- Bjarne Stroustrup's FAQ

  33. What I want to know is... by Lifyre · · Score: 1

    How soon till SCO stock is cheaper than toilet paper?

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    1. Re:What I want to know is... by Technician · · Score: 2, Funny

      How soon till SCO stock is cheaper than toilet paper?

      It already is. Have you priced a package of toilet paper lately?

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    2. Re:What I want to know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want that shit touching my ass!

  34. very viable business model by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 4, Funny

    When your business model depends upon litigation

    the SCO business model is simply the application of public relations and litigation to a large scale version of the business model employed by that crackhead cousin of yours that shows up at family functions from time to time looking for cash: getting paid to go away.

    the sheer number of crackhead cousins in the united states is evidence that this is a viable business model.

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    1. Re:very viable business model by jimicus · · Score: 1

      the sheer number of crackhead cousins in the united states is evidence that this is a viable business model. And the fact that SCO still haven't been paid any money to go away is evidence that while it may be a viable business model, it doesn't scale up very well.
  35. Actually, he's close .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm something of a UNIX insider, and I can tell you that SCO is on to something [...]"

    He's only out by two letters. It should read: " ... SCO is on something ..."

  36. Boosting prices by Grashnak · · Score: 3, Funny

    '[W]hat can a company do to boost its share price? Besides stopping to burn money and come up with a working business model, I mean.'"

    I suggest sending out 400 million anonymous emails: SCO has announced priority production of devices based on its proprietary technology. Analysts indicate that there is "almost limitless demand for this revolutionary technology". XYZI is rated an immediate and "STRONG BUY".
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    1. Re:Boosting prices by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      As amusing as it is, it wouldn't work. The SEC has recently started halting trades on any company mentioned in such spam emails. I don't remember for how long exactly, but the hold is something like a week. Which means that such spam will most likely do more damage than good.

      http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/03/09/023 5222

    2. Re:Boosting prices by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which means that such spam will most likely do more damage than good.

      Although we'd never consider suggesting loyal Slashdot readers with access to mail servers might do such a thing ...

  37. [] ?? I dont understand by coren2000 · · Score: 0

    [W]hy did you put square braces around the W of [W]hat?

  38. A silly answer and a sensible one by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:A silly answer and a sensible one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it say's nothing to disallow it. What's youre point Dumbass.

  39. Hummm how to raise stock value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about offering blow jobs for every share holder of record on a given date? Mr. McBride may be good at it for all I know.

  40. He can't say who he is or he'd be sued by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    He'd be violating the non-disclosure agreement, which says in part:

    Agreement between SCO, Inc. and [redacted]:
    The party of the second agrees not to disclose any of the lies he hears from the party of the first.

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    1. Re:He can't say who he is or he'd be sued by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl McBride of The SCO group has stated that SCO "owns C++" he didn't back it up with evidence though and hasn't yet followed up with it.

  41. Re:potential source of income by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

    Darl... is it you? again? You should stop drinking. Seriously.

  42. Just keep to the core business model... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sue NASDAQ!

  43. It will probably go OTC by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Most "respectable" stock exchanges have rules for a reason - to keep the riff-raff out.

    Riff-raff are relegated to less-respected places like the OTC market and the Pink Sheets.

    NASDAQ won't shed any tears over losing SCOX.

    Remember folks, SCOX + Evil = SCOXE.

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  44. Boosting share prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reverse split. Combine, say, 10 shares into 1. It is not too uncommon for companies suffering from low stock prices.

  45. Might want to ask on Groklaw by davidwr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Groklaw has some legal eagles who can give you better answers than I can.

    My guess is that unless they can "pierce the corporate veil" they'll be stuck in line with other unsecured creditors.

    If they can pierce it then they can go after executives and maybe even the law firms or the individual lawyers. Even if they don't recover much, if the lawyers wind up holding the bag it will send a message to corporate land sharks everywhere: Don't participate in bogus lawsuits.

    If you just want to punish the landsharks:

    The judge can also sanction the lawyers directly, with the fines going to the court. Likewise, non-insider SCO shareholders who bought in before the suits were filed may have action against the lawyers for malpractice. Then there's the Utah bar association.....

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    1. Re:Might want to ask on Groklaw by Clujo · · Score: 1

      Well, the land sharks might pay attention until someone mysteriously offers them 50M.

  46. No Easy fix by Royster · · Score: 1

    Reverse stock splits cost money -- expecially 1 for 3. They'll have to buy beck fractional shares.

    It still only buys them a short reprieve. There's another limit they are close to hitting -- $20 million total market capitalization. A reverse split can help the price, but does nothing for Market Cap.

    It's really just a matter of time. They might as well acept the delisting and not waste any prescious cash on it.

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  47. How long does it take to effect a reverse split? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    My predictions:

    Reverse split or bankruptcy within 6 months.

    Reverse split or fake price-prop-up on May 14-15 to avert Russel delisting. If Russel will delist them anyways and the SCO execs know it, this may not happen.

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  48. How to boost share price by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Simple. Pump out a billion of "cheap penny stocks NOW" spam mails.

    This time even without the dreaded pump'n'dump.

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  49. 419 it by sjwest · · Score: 1, Funny

    Im wasted....

    Dear victim I am prince Uboogkio from Nigeria and my friend I need your help for my Tribal leader King Uboogkio has invested in a firm called Sco who has also been invested in by big companies like Baystar and Microsoft and a lady called Maureen. King Uboogkio personally knows a MR Darl MCBRIDE as being an amazing bisiness man. I need more money and since Sco is where 'IT' is going on Nasdaq I guarantee you dear victim 50% of all of the shares I hold personally and and the King shareholding. To help me and you be RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS I need 1. a copy of your passport 2. $10000 us dollars 3. a telephone number Please email me so i tell you more My best (praise be to Jesus and Allah) Steve (prince) Uboogkio email me sco.getrichnow@uboogkio.ng Our village awaits news as we are about to sell some children to slave owners - this should inform you on how keen we are on Sco shares.

    OK That should do it

  50. Because it was a change from the original by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Original was
    what
    submitter said
    What
    This requires using brackets.

    Submitter could have said ... what
    but
    [W]hat
    is shorter.

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    1. Re:Because it was a change from the original by remembertomorrow · · Score: 1

      *head explodes*

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  51. Could survive for now on reverse splits by rfunches · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are still enough shares outstanding in the public float for a few more reverse splits. 2:1 reverse would take price to $1.88 leaving approximately 7.8 million public shares; 3:1 reverse to $2.82 and 5.6 million pubilc shares; 4:1 reverse to $3.76 and 3.9 million shares. For the requirements listed on page 14 of listing requirements (http://www.nasdaq.com/about/nasdaq_listing_req_fe es.pdf - PDF warning) the first is only being met with stockholder's equity (which is about $8 million). The second and third (publicly-held shares and market value of said shares) are in no danger of dropping below listing requirements. SCOX shouldn't be in danger of being delisted but their only option may be a reverse split since a buyback would not only drain cash reserves but also lower shareholder equity, which must be at a minimum of $2.5 million or else the stock gets a delisting notice yet again.

  52. Poor Choice by archer,+the · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two reasons not to use SCO stock for TP:

    1. Paper cuts.

    2. Already full of "stuff".

  53. A glitch by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    SCO is being counter sued by IBM and Novell. They could try to settle, but IBM is suing for Lantham act violations (where you can go after officers of the company!) and Novell is asking for $25 mil they feel they are owed. If they smell blood they are unlikely to settle for anything less than SCO being extinguished. Sco's only hope is some sort of miracle where they win a pyrrhic victory.

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    1. Re:A glitch by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Lanham act, no 't'. And I think a takeover that results in the case being dropped, followed by a top-to-bottom purge and realignment would actually constitute estinguishment. Killing 'em is too final, letting them stand as warning of what happens to people who fuck with you also works pretty well. To the pain.

      And besides, if Darl and company were ousted, it still might not get them off the hook for Lanham Act violations. Realistically though, it probably would. More realistically however, SCO appears to be a bitter-ender, and aside from their poison pill provisions (which I'll grant won't help with an insider coup), they have maneuvered much of the insider holdings to their favor, to the point of being publicly owned in name only. Why do you think their volume is so incredibly low?

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  54. It's all clear to me now ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

    * Wait for someone to sue someone else
    * Wait for it to go badly
    * Post to your blog about them needing a new business model
    * Post to /. and wait for the /.'ers to follow your link
    * Profit!

    Maybe Señor Blogger needs a new business model too.


    warning: The above content may test positive for sarcasm and/or could be a failed attempt at humor and as such should be taken with a pound of salt.

  55. Re:potential source of income by fotbr · · Score: 1

    Yay, modded flamebait.

    Some SCO trolls must have mod points.

  56. Reverse split by jordandeamattson · · Score: 1

    This is a problem faced by many company. The solution is a reverse split. This is just a stock split in reverse.

    In a stock split, your 1 share becomes maybe 10 shares. That share which was selling for $100 is now 10 shares each selling for $10 (note: I didn't say worth, when it comes to stocks price and worth are two different things).

    In a reverse split, your 10 shares become 1 share. That share which was selling for $1.00 is now 1/10 of a share selling for $10.00.

    BTW, given the importance of corporations and equity compensation in the tech industry, it would be worth making sure you have at least a 101 level of education in this area.

    Yours,

    Jordan

  57. pure speculation by nuzak · · Score: 1

    All this guy's blog says is that SCO *could* get delisted if they don't keep their stock price above $1. SCO hasn't received any Letter of Deficiency from NASDAQ, and once they get one, they have six months to correct it, so none of this is actually threatening to happen anytime extremely soon. All in all, a very content-free post for anyone who's followed the SCO litigation in the slightest.

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  58. In a way... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    I would like to see SCO bite the big one AFTER they get annihilated in the courts. I don't want anyone to be able to say that the SCO case had merit and "If only they hadn't run out of money before winning."

    I also believe that just crushing SCO the corporation isn't sufficient. There are people who made buckets of money because of the litigation strategy. No one should profit by leading a company down a slimy destructive path. For the sake of stockholders everywhere I hope the people responsible are held accountable.

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  59. NEWSFLASH by p3d0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    People post stories to Slashdot hoping to draw readers to their site. Shocking!

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    1. Re:NEWSFLASH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it fails because no reading /. RTFAs

  60. Reverse split for sure by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    SCO is not in the position to buy back their shares but they do have a very simple option, a reverse split. Although it isn't common and often has a negative effect on the market capitalization of a firm because it is a sign of weakness in the market it will have the needed results. It is quite simple to do, legal, and only requires the board of directors to execute. Shareholders don't even have to agree, although most would if it means the difference between being listed or going the way of an OTC stock.

    You are 100% correct. They will most certainly do a reverse split. On March 14, 2002 they did a 1 for 4 reverse split. I would guess a similar 1 for 4 or even 1 for 5 split just to buy them some time. Since so many people are still convinced that this stock has some value based on its non-zero price, I doubt that a reverse split will hurt much. Those who wanted to get out have already done so and the hard core people who think SCOX might have a case will hang on until the very bitter end. A reverse split will prop up SCOX enough that they can avoid delisting and apparently limp along in their business for another couple of years perhaps.

  61. Admittedly... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...it did come from the "pennies" department.

  62. They're hosed coming & going.... by rkhalloran · · Score: 2

    The SCOundrels have three active cases that can sink them: the critical one for them to dodge right now is the Novell case, which would determine whether or not SCOX actually holds the UNIX copyrights they're trying to leverage against IBM. If they lose that, the IBM case effectively becomes moot, since they don't have the standing to bring the suit. Also the trust Novell is seeking against SCOX' current assets for unpaid SysV royalties would gut them at once.

    Losing the Novell case would also make Red Hat's Lanham Act case (business interference) a slam-dunk since they would have had no standing to accuse Red Hat to start with. The collection of dubious accusations they've made since '03 is about to come around and bite them squarely in the gonads.

    SCOX DELENDA EST!!

  63. Awesome! Let's celebrate! by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

    Hey everybody, PaRtY at my place!!!!!!!!!1

    Oh, wait..

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  64. Who owns SCO stock now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a question I want answered.

    I would have sold it off the second they started suing their customer base.

  65. McBride by hackus · · Score: 1

    One thing I am going to be watching is where McBride goes after SCO eats itself.

    A warning to any company that hires this guy.

    I won't buy your products, if a customer of mine is using your products they won't for very long.

    McBride=Blacklisted from the computer industry.

    If the guy gets a different job in a different industry, more power to him.

    -Hack

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    1. Re:McBride by vthokie69 · · Score: 1

      Behind the counter at McDonalds serving fries should fit his qualifications quite nicely.

    2. Re:McBride by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, those people actually work and produce.

      His qualifications are only fit for CEO.

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  66. Fun with "Google Finance" by CharonX · · Score: 1

    Well, for us us who don't really understand much of the stock market Google Finance offers a neat und simple chart system to look at the market lines. Here's one for SCO. I found the period between 29th of November 2006 and 1st of December 2006 especially interesting... can anyone say 50% value drop? Also its amazing to see how the stock started off at 94$ per share...

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    1. Re:Fun with "Google Finance" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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  67. Here's Darl's check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only check that Darl's going to get is a body cavity check on his way into Federal-Pound-Me-In-The-Ass prison.

  68. Why should they care? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

    I only see two possible outcomes:

    1) SCO loses their lawsuits. They then go bankrupt, and avoiding delisting now isn't going to make a whit of difference.

    2) SCO wins the legal war. Although it seems unlikely, it is only this possibility that makes buying the stock make any sense at all. After winning, they should have enough money to get relisted easily, if they want to.

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  69. They're under $1?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like NOW is the time to BUY BUY BUY! They're going to teh moon when they pull the copyright transferrence papers outta Blepp's briefcase and shock the world!

  70. Reverse split is not going to help by RelliK · · Score: 1

    I looked over the NASDAQ continued listing requirements (page 5), and it looks like SCOX is doomed no matter what. The very first requirement is that stockholders' equity must be above $10M. According to SCOX's latest balance sheet, the stockholders' equity was $8.082M as of October 31, 2006. There is every reason to expect that it only went downhill from there.

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  71. why should they fear delisting? by jjohn_h · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why should SCOX fears delisting at this stage?

    If they want to stop it, they only need to buy
    their own shares for $10000-$20000 once a month
    since the trading volume is totally insignificant.

    The shareholders still left are the original
    extortionists with Ralph Yarro (34%) at the helm.
    Or investors groups that were willing to support
    the scheme. They are not trading, and there are
    no new investors.

    Delisting would do away with the embarrassing
    quarterly reports.

  72. Have to type it... by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 1

    SCO what? Their stock SCOX.

  73. Two more weeks to go by cloudscout · · Score: 2, Informative

    Something that most people seem to be missing is that, according to Investopedia, the 30-days-below-one-dollar rule means 30 business days and it isn't just the closing price, if the stock trades above $1 in intraday trading, that's enough to satisfy the rule.

    As of market closing today, they've traded below $1 for 21 consecutive business days. That means they have almost two full weeks before they could hit that 30-day trigger. The stock has been climbing slowly the last few days and there's at least some chance the interested parties will successfully paint it over $1 before it's too late.

    If April 27th arrives and they haven't made it over a dollar, though, a reverse-split is probably their only hope (barring some magical court rulings in their favor) since the stigma of receiving that warning could shake what little confidence investors have left making it all but impossible to get over a buck for the ten consecutive days required.

  74. Aw, how sad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't make a full-time living harassing Linux users and persecuting companies for using Linux! It only works for about 15 years, then you have to start thinking about a viable business model.

    I guess it's time for the anti-Linux persecution to switch to straight terrorism. The only problem now is getting a partnership with al Queda. Fortunately, the FUD is so thick that it won't be difficult convincing them that Linux is a bigger threat than capitalism.

    When can LUGs expect the first car bomb?

  75. Are there enough shares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...out on the market so that a group might get them at this cheap price, then have a controlling interest? If so, they could fire the board, move away from Utah and the cooties associated with it (sorry, but it is true), run new "with it" management, and maybe make a nice open source company out of it. They could start by GPLing everything that SCO owns right now (not FUD owns, really owns).

  76. SCO Stock Tips & Other Products by 1mck · · Score: 1

    I have received numerous stock tips lately in my e-mail, and other tips, and advice on other products that I really think SCO should know about. I haven't found Darl's e-mail address in order to refer him to these tips, but I have found others...I'm sure they'll be very pleased:-)

  77. I plan on buying SCO Stock... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    As soon as the certificates become less expensive than toilet paper...

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  78. Buy recommendation on PBS' NBR by equivocal · · Score: 1

    I saw a talking head on NBR recommending buying SCO. Been awhile, don't remember and searches don't reveal who it was. But I would like to know so I can keep an eye out for his other recommendadtions.