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Turbo Tax Melts Down on Tax Day

Raven17 writes "Turbo Tax by Intuit completely melted down under the load from last minute filers. Some people have been having problems as long as 24 hours already. I surrendered 2 hours before the East Coast deadline and schlepped on down to the Post Office."

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  1. I submitted mine by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    on my blackberry.

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  2. Perhaps by niiler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sourceforge could help them with their server load next year :-)

  3. Another great reason by old_skul · · Score: 1, Funny

    ....to file for an extension. Or, better yet, file in February as soon as all the necessary paperwork comes in. Perhaps this is the gods' way of paying back Intuit for some of their indiscretions with our personal data (and software activation) a couple of years back.

  4. As a Hog Farmer by ReidMaynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I shipped my 15% (30 hogs) early, to avoid problems just like this

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  5. It's so unfair by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only there were some way to file in March, or even February. But that could only happen if employers had a deadline to send out W-2 forms by like the end of January.

  6. Re:Only Fools Wait Until The Last Minute by powermacx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Losers. I did my taxes last year. - Homer

  7. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you look at those morons... I paid my taxes over a year ago!

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  8. Re:Only Fools Wait Until The Last Minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have contracted with a company like Google to cache the returns

    Excellent, then my tax return could be stored along side my e-mail, calendar, documents, searches, and every website I've visited that uses Double-click or Google ad services ... in fact, can't Google just fill out my returns automatically now, with the info they have?

  9. Yuh Huh... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny
    And here's how most companies do load estimation:

    Peak Load Estimation Guy: You need 300 xeon class servers on optical fibre to handle the load!
    Peak Load Estimation Guy's Manager to His Boss: Yeah we'll be fine with a 486 on DSL!

    Later...

    CEO to Public: There's no way we could have foreseen the huge spike in traffic that caused our servers to melt down.

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  10. Simplified tax system by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since you want a simplified tax system, just send us all your money. You didn't need it anyway. Thanks a lot. Congress

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  11. Re:Only Fools Wait Until The Last Minute by proxy318 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or a series of stouts. I know I'd be looking for a beer if my servers went down right before the deadline.

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  12. Re:Back up at the wire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    MOD PARENT UP!!

    In all seriousness, that may be the single most insightful thing that I have ever heard said about money. It makes so much sense, but I had just never thought about it in those terms before.

    Somehow, in a strange way, I find it almost comforting to know that the tax system is there to ensure that the paper in my pocket is perceived to have some value.

    Thank you, I feel that I have been enlightened.