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The Hundred Million Mile Pipe Organ
jd writes "Scientists have announced that the gigantic coils of plasma in the solar atmosphere, known as coronal loops, actually carry sound waves much like a pipe organ. Micro-flares on the surface of the sun create powerful blasts of charged particles, which are then guided through the coronal loops, creating the standing waves. Sheffield University is hosting movies and audio recordings of the sun's performance."
..."La la la, I'm going to heat up and cook that little blue planet, just for the hell of it, la la la...."
Table-ized A.I.
What does it sound like when God farts?
A perfect being would not fart, it seems to me. Farting is allegedly part of humanity's punishment for eating an apple without underwear on and talking dirty to a snake (er....something like that).
Table-ized A.I.
Let's hope that the RIAA does not hear about this or they will require the sun to be DRM'ed by Sony's fantastic systems.
I'm not clicking on something called wang_mov.avi
God spoke to me.