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Gallery of the Lamest Technology Mascots Ever

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the some-surprises dept.

Wired has a gallery of their Lamest Technology Mascots which features some trollish links including Tux and a certain adorable devil. Also featured is the old Java mascot Duke which I always liked, and of course Clippy who these days pretty much exists only in cheesy Top X lists.

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  1. Recursive by tttonyyy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would love to add this gallery to my "Gallery of Lamest Galleries Ever", but it stack overflowed when someone submitted it to itself.

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  2. Steve "The Dancing Bear" Ballmer by Neferkara · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why isn't he on the list?

    1. Re:Steve "The Dancing Bear" Ballmer by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's no mascot, he's just the poster child.

      Also, the butterfly MS used to have as their mascot for MSN isn't lame. It was one of the few honest moves from MS to use a bug as the icon for one of their services.

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  3. Here's one by cordsie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always thought this guy was one of the scarier technology mascots out there.

    Wait, you mean that's not a guy in a rubber suit?

  4. Where are they now: the Pets.com sock puppet by coolGuyZak · · Score: 5, Funny

    *sniff*... I loved the Pets.com mascot. How could you not like this face??

    Unfortunately, what Wikipedia doesn't cover is why pets.com ultimately failed. The sock puppet, like many celebrities, turned to hard narcotics after he lost his high of the .com era. This, combined with a heavy spat with Triumph the Wonder Dog, pulled the plug on his career. The puppet got so down and out that he almost sold his Timex collar, just for one last hit (either of the narcotics, or on Triumph's head). Luckily, he discovered the Hakan and Associates rehab center, whom made a vain attempt to rescue his career. Not much detail is provided about his 12-step sponsor, 1-800-BAR-NONE or their brief collaboration on car commercials. The Pets.com mascot dropped off of the public radar soon after those commercials.

    I heard from a friend that he's studying Buddhism under the Dalai Lama in Tibet in Exile. Apparently, His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso is training the Pets.com puppet to become a Lama who will wander the hills of Tibet looking for the yang srid. It is suggested that, due to resemblance of the Pets.com mascot to a childs toy, the 15th Lama may recognize the roaming monk as a good friend. Time will tell on that one though.